So... spells. We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning. And trapping evil cars in circles of salt. The old ways are new again.

Captain Torture

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Reading like 90% of the news

Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”

I see and I hear and I speak no evil; I carry no malice within my breast; yet quite without wishing a man to the Devil one may be permitted to hope for the best. -“An Ethical Grook” by Piet Hein

Shout out to @octopimp.bsky.social making a cameo on the Evo mainstage.

What you got there? A KNIFE? NOO! #Tonberry #mtg #MagicTheGathering #MTGxFINALFANTASY

After years of behind the scenes effort we have LICENSED Baman Piderman lmao. It'll be coming home to our channel in august. This is literally the best I could do and took me about 7 years!! I HOPE THIS WILL MEAN SOMETHING TO SOMEONE!!

Skunt Pibmow is my favorite Star Wars character

we made art here today folks

messin around and gettin this stream thing going. Twitch.tv/thetherirah

Avs are so cooked. Out coached by Pete Deboer again. Stars in 5.

going to start calling myself a centrist and then listing all my leftist views as proof, just going to start moving the overton window by force

Love this. Not my specific fight but would love to see this kind of makeover for Dems nationwide.

@bennet.senate.gov As a proud resident and voter of Colorado, I urge you to vote no on the republican spending bill. Legalizing and finding the vast damage Elon has been illegally doing to the federal government would devastated Colorado and the entire country.

A cool historical fact I learned today is that globally, but especially in the Western Christian tradition, regicide is historically pretty common - between the years 600 and 1980, approximately ~14% of Western monarchs was killed, or deposed and then executed, by their subjects.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

MAJOR EFFICIENCY WIN: the CFPB that’s returned over $21,000,000,000.00 to scammed americans now being dissolved to save every american $2.00 annually

I don't see a way to report the name on Maps using my phone, so instead I left a review: "Calling it the Gulf of America is the worst thing that's happened to it since the Chicxulub asteroid impact that killed the dinosaurs".

I remember, as a teenager, the hand wringing over the passing of the generation with living memory of the Second World War, and how much would be lost or at risk once those stories became no more than words on a page. I remember, naively, being confused about where that fear came from.

Counterpoint: Do

Had a dream that ended with @briamgilbert.bsky.social telling me to "Take Care of Yourself" so my subconscious must finally be done with my bullshit...

remember

I only asked because I'm pretty sure this is the funniest thing (to me) that I've ever written: "Just finished my memoir. It focuses heavily on my time as a spinning top battler. It's called 'There & Bakugan" anyway i'm probably quitting twitter soon"