This Thursday night game might end 7-3. Uggo.

I like Page beating Lee with the Deadeye. Gotta keep signature moves dangerous.

Yestuhday's price...is not tuhday's price!

It's funny, I was wondering earlier today how long until OC returned

I need a loss by walkoff walk

Well poop

Talk to me about Trebek wearing Cosby Show sweaters and getting cheeky with female contestants hosting Classic Concentration

Okay Otto!

You do not understand how angering it is to see an imp behind the plate arbitrarily change what they've been calling all night in the 7th inning, or give one starter 6 inches off the plate, but not give the other starter 2 inches over it.

I have no empathy or love for people wanting to kill my friends. Fuck you and the horse cock you rode in on.

I agree, says @treblaw.bsky.social

Quick! Somebody put more quarters in the Aikmachine!

My favorite Cannibal Corpse tidbit is that George Corpsegrinder is really good at the claw machine games and he donates all of his prizes to children's hospitals.

I vividly remember this, because when I tried it, I thought it tasted exactly like another now-discontinued food: Colombo coffee yogurt.

It warms my heart to see the Cowboys be complete ass.

Useful as a life preserver in the Gobi, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social , @schumer.senate.gov

I'd ask if you could, but we both know the answer is no.

3-0

Which of his pals own stock in the company that makes it?

I mean, how the fuck

Enough crying to flood the world, and i will bathe in it.

It must really suck to be an NFL coach & watch jabroni Sirianni just wreck everyone’s shit in spite of himself over and over.

Well fuck.

If you look you can pick it!!

Get some fuckin push here! Draw a hold!

Going 40 yards in 100 seconds with one timeout is not so unthinkable, unfortunately.

SKINNY MOTHERFUCKIN BATMAN

Fuckin took that long to replace Pryor. And get it to AJB. Did they take playcalling away from the noob?

Oh good, I can go do my chores.

I know it would be awkward because he sleeps on Sirianni’s couch but you can’t waste this season with boy wonder running the Coach Yoast offense

You fuckin bet. Can't let creeping fascism win every day.

Bump

All I'm thinking is Demarco Murray and Shady stutter stepping behind the line.

Good lord, wtf was that blown protection

Push tushed! I mean tush pushed!

GO BIRDS

Remember when Mr. Burns wakes up from his coma and can only say Homer Simpson. That's now Dianna Russini with the words "Tush Push".

Awww, RIP Bernie.

At least Sylvester has enough talent that people will ignore this bullshit from him. This is all Frank has.

Bluesky is Philly first, never forget that. Go Birds.

@meowzaki.bsky.social Miss you, but enjoy your metal!

Hey soup-for-brains @schumer.senate.gov : Republicans will never negotiate in good faith, ever. And that's assuming they have, recently. Fuck them. And fuck you for thinking they will. Step down.

The nest

It'd be really nice if people would stop smoking/vaping on train cars, but that's an everyone-else's problem now, I guess.

I love Bluesky for this reason. @treblaw.bsky.social took the @onesimplewish.bsky.social holiday drive here last year, only pushed it here, and crushed any prior total.

It's really bugging me that one of the people on the English commentary team for CMLL 92A sounds like Roland from a particular former xm show.

what'd I miss today jk get TURBO fucked it's the weekend much love to you all who are not shitheads and losers and hateful pisspants

Aside from the laughs I had from the clip, it made me realize I have a loooooong way to go to actually be conversational in Dutch.