Catching up on Collision, and it leads me to wonder... How does Megasus feel about 5'6"?

If I was able to tear up, it'd be at the players bringing Johnny's kids out for photos with the gold medal winners.

Why is Tirico saying Goo-droh?

Rat Marchand next to Aggravated Sid. My coffee/ssri for today.

Edzo still choked up

TIL Edzo lives here

Fuckin 5 hole

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD

Fucking Binnington deciding Olympics him will be the opposite of himself in the NHL this year.

Cracked this open. It's either a consolation beer, or celebratory. Day drinking ftw.

The year is 2326. An archeological team working the ruins at the Milano Santagiulia Arena site is befuddled as, sifting through the sands, they discover what appear to be a dozen damaged ancient teeth.

@chellybreeze.bsky.social I am now your 1000th follower, btw.

They're losing in OT anyway.

Too soon. And incoming.

Gotta teach these boys blading

Don't forget about the Paralympics, y'all. Some of that shit is wiiiiiild. Sled hockey is nuts.

Binnington needs to buy that goal frame a giant plate of spaghetti.

Ah fuck

Every arena game needs an organ player for the downtime.

*heaviest chowdermouth* Tawwm Wilson can eat a bag'a dicks and chohke on thuh pyuubes

Reflexive FUCK MARCHAND irrespective of nationalism.

HelleBRICKWALL

Did Charles Barkley start on glp1?

Need to drink fountain soda out of the bed

How tf does everyone on Scrubs look appropriately older, except for Carla?

Is it ever fucking possible for the person asking the question to follow up with verbatim proof that he's flat wrong? Fucking once?

Ding dong?

@dumplingmenace.bsky.social if you feel like schlepping all the way to the Cottman Giant to meet me in person... Or find it nearer to you...

I thought this was what they wanted.

She was heard yelling, "They're all men! I should be declared the winner!" To which a meet official responded, "Miss, I don't know why you keep jumping in the pool, but this is actually the *men's* meet. Please, leave."

Mox still can't say "wolf" properly

Hair match, who says no

Did Max get fresh plugs, or have they just grown better?

More Fuck ICE chants, yay Brody. Can't wait for my shirt to get here.

Why tf did HBO max cut out right when Stoke got double kicks?

EEEEYYYYYYY QUINN HUGHES

Fuckin ot fuck you

Ah shit

Money green, piss yellow. SYAC.

LASER BEAM GOAL

Swedes used the pk to tilt the ice their way.

Jfc, Canada would've been rightly pissed off if they'd lost, how do you miss 6 on the ice??

Tony Clark, the new Martin Brodeur.

Sorry, I don't understand the point of taking a shot at <25° from the goal line.

Must suck when you move to block a shot going wide but it gets redirected past a gap you created.

ROBERT DUVALL: “Well look who it is!” JESSE JACKSON: “You didn’t think I’d keep you waiting, did you?” BOB WEIR: “Now we can get the party started!” JEFF BAGWELL: “That thing down there wearing my skin, that’s not me, you know?”

Really should've followed @billamend.bsky.social by now, my fault.

"We've heard questionable remarks from President Trump, but is this evidence that AOC is already sundowning?" @nytpitchbot.bsky.social is this anything?

Sorry, Tom. You're out.