purple-haired butter jungkook, I owe you my life

So I keep all my medication in the little Butter tin that came w the albums, and recently at work a coworker asked me for some ibuprofen. Turns out she's army as well, recognized the Butter logo and now we have plans to meet in Brussels between concerts bc she's going D1 and I'm going D2 🥹

jin on Instagram, 260412 …and the won’t-let-Jin-hyung-take-photos saga continues. 🔗 www.instagram.com/p/DXBZMZdAYEd/

I love that when Jin is experiencing something fun or unpleasant or even tedious he just screams until it’s everyone’s problem

I have no objections to having hot blondes wielding swords in a music video but I do have to wonder why they hired externally - Jimin was right there

He really out-jungkooked himself with this one

girls and gays, he's here

yoongi rethinking his plan to be a rock in his next life bc jungkook is ready to skip him right into a lake

thv on Instagram stories:

Namjoon yearning on main, oh I am weak

namjoon: (dreamy sigh) jimin…. oh my beautiful gorgeous blooming flower fairy prince jimin 🌸💞🍃🌷✨🧚‍♀️🌈 hoseok: BABY GETTIN’ TOO LIT RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH

What I hope comes out of this comeback more than anything is that BTS know we will be there for them through evolution. That they feel safe to continue taking risks, flexing their creativity and creating music they love. Knowing Army will hold and love that part of them too.

This looks so hot. 😭😭😭

as bsky is very north american, i thought i'd bring some fantastic news - german armys got BTS their first no.1 single in germany!!!!!!!!!!! and arirang is no.1 one album in their charts!!!! btw european charts are SO HARD so the effort put in has been heartshaking. it's a phenomenal achievement 😭

vminkook ❤️‍🩹

This is the gayest thing I've ever seen

how wonderful it is that they’ve created music that they themselves love so much

People on tiktok asking if long-haired Jimin is AI is sauuurrr funny to me, bc I'd bet 100 bucks that Taehyung saw the actual AI edits of Jimin with long hair, showed him, and Jimin said "bet"

gender found DEAD in south korea tonight. sources say park jimin ended the binary

No. 29 really forces you to sit with the feral thoughts caused by the previous 5 songs for over a minute

the concept of seeing Hooligan live

I am not yet ready to discuss the Jimin of it all, I ask for your understanding in these challenging times.

he makes me SICK (clutched fists of mental anguish)

Hoseok is actually allergic to not serving cunt he has to serve cunt at all times or he dies

Also let's fcking talk about Hobi's whole chest being out in that live. Has he just banned buttons from his closed at this point? Button abstinence? Does he think this is funny?? I couldn't focus on anything that was said because Jung Hoseok decided that buttons aren't for him anymore

NAMJOON GOING "WHAT YOU NEED?" AS IF I'M NOT INSANE??? WHAT THE FCK DO YOU MEAN????? IF I CATCH YOU KIM NAMJOON, IF I CATCH YOU

I also need, capital N-E-E-D, to see the FYA choreography bc I'm fairly certain it's gonna put me into a coma

I NEED NAMJOON BIBLICALLY

Seeing the countdown to the mv on YouTube just made the comeback so real??

The closer the comeback gets, the more jittery I become. I need my brain to get the memo that I am not going to be on that stage making my comeback lmaooo

Did Jungkook join the rapline this comeback? 😏

Minimoni posting on the same day is super bad for my heart, it turns out

whoever gets to drive these princesses around…how does it feel

I don't use instagram anymore and ngl, I thought those jimin pictures were AI when I saw them on tiktok. He's getting too beautiful.

Sounds fake but ok

If I did my work the same way the ever praised AI program is planning our shifts, I'd get sacked within days.

I love how absolutely fucking dedicated JK is to letting us know EVERY SINGLE TIME that he joined the band for the gayest fucking reason alive. No, it wasn't RM performing. It was just that he had VERY sexy thighs. GET IT RIGHT, WIKIPEDIA 😤

this man is determined to be outside and I applaud him for it

Just lost steam halfway through emptying the dishwasher and now I'm just sat on the floor hungry and staring at the wooden cutting boards that absolutely should not go in a dishwasher but somehow always end up in there

if y’all wanted anything from the gender store too bad, jimin sold everything out

I'm already not okay, how am I to survive a whole entire comeback??

Y'all ever wanna suck on a clavicle?

I was about to make lunch but I guess I just got fed

CK saw his slutty little waist and went "we need our logo on that"

I am SICK

happy birthday to this diva 🎂💖

big hands, big arms, big d- *gets dragged away*

Jimin knows he's pretty, and that's really all i can ask for in life