Doctor: Have you cut back on your sugar intake? Me: THE DOW IS OVER 50,000.

Sure, child sex trafficking is bad. But did you know the Dow is doing well?

They can remove all the rainbow flags. But our hearts know the way. The light beams from Stonewall National Monument and that’s where the rainbow will forever begin. #stonewall

They can remove all the rainbow flags. But our hearts know the way. The light beams from Stonewall National Monument and that’s where the rainbow will forever begin. #stonewall

And the Bible was NOT written in English either.

The discourse about the Super Bowl halftime show being in Spanish reminds me of when I worked as a gondolier at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas. Note: As a gondoliere, I had to speak in an Italian accent and pretend to be from Italy. It was all part of the gig. 1/2

Melania ticket sales drop 67% in week two, posting an anemic $2.4 million worldwide.

The discourse about the Super Bowl halftime show being in Spanish reminds me of when I worked as a gondolier at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas. Note: As a gondoliere, I had to speak in an Italian accent and pretend to be from Italy. It was all part of the gig. 1/2

“The bushes were people” makes me remember the world famous Bushman of Fisherman’s Wharf. The OG bushman would sit on the street behind an unassuming bush that he would shake at tourists who got too close. The bush people of the Super Bowl were an accidental homage to a San Francisco legend.

It’s not every day that I get to interview a world class athlete, who, at just 21-years-old, has broken figure skating records. Hear my conversation with Ilia Malinin @wamu.org. wamu.org/story/26/02/...

I'm in a bad mood.

Every American needs to watch this:

I was chatting with someone close to D.C. politics yesterday, and they made a good point: With it being an election year in the city, will any candidates want to pursue the Washington Post editorial board's endorsement? It had lost some impact over the years, but now, well, yeah.

Just saw a snowcrete slide off a roof. That shit'll kill you if all the other stuff *waves arms* doesn't get to you first.

A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

"The recent arrest of Don Lemon should alarm every American who still believes in the First Amendment," writes Kerry Kennedy.

you know what, capital one, it's none of your damn business "what's in my wallet."

Remember when Elon Musk said he would donate $6 billion to end world hunger. He is now estimated to be worth $850 BILLION. I don't know what it would actually take to end world hunger, but it seems like $850 billion could get that -- and much, much more -- done.

MacKenzie Scott and Melinda French Gates have the opportunity to do something so hilarious right now. There are 300 recently unemployed journalists who would love the opportunity to help them fight the darkness that is consuming our democracy.

Damn he really said I hate it here just fire me.

A note from February 2026 to those who still have Christmas and Halloween decorations up: Continue to do what brings you joy. And if you’ve just given up that’s fine too.

As the @51st.news's first full-time reporter, I don't actually disagree with this. We're building something new one brick at a time, but at this point it's simply not a one-for-one replacement for what's being lost at the Post. (Please read and support us, though!)

solidarity with the @postguild.bsky.social and everybody at the wapo today

Another round of dark headlines this am. @wsj.com @financialtimes.com @nytimes.com

When you watch the Super Bowl this weekend it’s important to remember that Bad Bunny is an American citizen but Nicki Minaj is not.

“The Republicans should say, we want to take over, we should take over the voting, the voting in at least many, 15 places. The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting,” Trump told Dan Bongino in a podcast appearance." www.cnn.com/2026/02/02/p...

Hmm, this could be a problem: My kids' @dcpublicschools.bsky.social is closing off part of its sidewalk because chunks of snowcrete are falling off of the roof. This could be a serious concern for homes and buildings with slanted roofs.

With 1.3/10 stars and 34k+ reviews, Melania is one of the lowest rated movies ever on IMDB. The rating ties Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas (2014).

With 1.3/10 stars and 34k+ reviews, Melania is one of the lowest rated movies ever on IMDB. The rating ties Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas (2014).

Virginia native Ilia Malinin, the men’s Olympic figure skating favorite, will wear yellow skate laces gifted to him by Alex Ovechkin in Milan

Oh Bluesky. If only your cooky moderators paid better attention. This is not adult content. This is a woman’s body.

See what most people who don’t have boobs misunderstand about them is that they are actually functional and serve a very important purpose. Ex. 1: Chappell Roan

Wellness ads on Instagram: Starting Monday, Febru… Me: I’m gonna stop you right there. Don’t waste your time.

This article is a very good example of why "more training" and "more vetting" isn't the answer. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez joined Border Patrol in 2018 and 2014 respectively. These aren't new agents. www.propublica.org/article/alex...

Woodbridge, Virginia's Shaboozey.

Journalism matters.

Wife tried taking our garbage to the Fort Totten transfer station. The city hasn’t picked up trash on our street in almost two weeks. A person there said he was told to stand there and tell people they’re closed. No reason why. The city won’t pick up our trash. And now we can’t even drop it off?

Cathrine O’Hara can’t be gone. I am not okay. www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/c...

Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.

Listen parking in D.C. right now is like the Hunger Games. If you find a spot it’s yours. And if I spent days clearing a spot of snow and ice for my car in front of my house that spot is mine. These are the rules for operating in a civil society. I will not be taking questions.

Did you see her square up after he charged her? It was wild.

I remember the last time the Seahawks and Patriots played in the Super Bowl. That's the game where Pete Carroll lost his damn mind and decided to PASS from the 2-yeard line on the last play of the game, when Marshawn Lynch was RIGHT THERE. The most baffling choice I've ever seen in football.

Bad Bunny

UPDATE: @wamu.org is also running an underwriting spot from "The Trump Kennedy Center." WAMU has had a long relationship of financial support with the center that predates the name change by many, many years. Again, WAMU does not have control over names of orgs and businesses.

WAMU is currently running an underwriting spot from the National Symphony Orchestra that says “The Trump Kennedy Center.” WAMU does not write these spots. They come to us from the organization that pays to air those spots. We have no authority over how NSO refers to its performance space.

gotta open each message to see which one is which

If the winter storm knocks out your power you *could* just take your refrigerated and frozen foods outside. You're welcome.

My favorite Pink Floyd song.

"All the U.S. is asking for is a place called Greenland." No. All the U.S. is asking for is: - Affordable groceries, healthcare, childcare, housing - Communities that are not terrorized by masked men - A continued relationship with our allies, who came to our rescue after 9/11 - Maybe a pet sloth

Sightings of Ted Cruz at airports should be used as an index for impending weather doom across Texas and the South.