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Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time

I too hate selfies, but not as much as Sean Penn www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ju...

They say you should start the morning by going for a run, drinking a fruit smoothie, doing some yoga etc yada yada... But I like to get my day under way by reading about wealth tax. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

When you think of the unlimited resources and bigger budgets other clubs have and the rules some have broken to achieve their success, this is a point that rarely gets acknowledged when judging Arsenal's performances over the last 30 years.

Champions on the streets of London 🟥

Let's do this trophy parade. Gooners assemble!

We really need to fully bed in the idea that the default position of someone wearing the Meta camera glasses is that they are a pervert

Find a partner in defence who looks at you the way Gabriel looks at Saliba

You know what Premier League, I give you a lot of (justified) shit but this is wonderful

Handsome FC olé olé

premier league champions arsenal

There are some beautiful photos on Getty images right now. Here are a few of my faves so far. Photographer details in ALT text

Max Dowman has won the title before he’s taken his GCSE’s

Perfection.

HOLY MOLY ARSENAL HAVE WON THE LEAGUE

@tuesdayclub.bsky.social looks like Kroupi had those Deathstar plans after all

The city running out of water Corpus Christi is on the verge of declaring a water emergency. How did it get here and what are the solutions being proposed? ww3.rics.org/uk/en/modus/...

Watching the Arsenal game in a pub that has made the rogue decision to keep the music on as well as the commentary. Would normally be a sin but in this case it means I can't really hear Gary Neville

The city running out of water Corpus Christi is on the verge of declaring a water emergency. How did it get here and what are the solutions being proposed? ww3.rics.org/uk/en/modus/...

Always useful to know a venue's spaghetti policy eu.jsonline.com/story/sports...

Some great investigative work going on over at @pressgazette.co.uk Prolific finance journalists facing questions over identities open.substack.com/pub/pressgaz...

Cannot shake the feeling that the photo has a renaissance painting composition but I lack the art degree to explain why. This is the closest thing I could find...

That game made me feel physically sick but we got the result and that's all that matters #WHUARS

What I want to know is, did Paul Hollywood's cat get the treatment it needed? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Maybe because the majority of fans have been priced out of going to the games by greedy FIFA www.forbes.com/sites/suzann...

Arsenal have previously played four games in Budapest (all friendlies): 19/05/1907 - Budapest Tornaklub 2-2 20/05/1907 - Magyar TKK 9-0 19/05/1912 - Ferencvaros 2-1 13/05/1926 - Ferencvaros / MTK Budapest 2-2 Undefeated in Budapest

*Googles champions league final date and adds to calendar*

Champions League final behbeh

Johnny Cardoso sounds like the name of a man you should never play poker with #ARSATM

You know what? Still 2 points dropped.

Arsenal 3-0 up at half time and a brace for Gyokeres! What a breath of fresh air this sort of performance is

A retweet by Zack Polanski is now the main story across every single media outlet. Two days ago, it was revealed that Nigel Farage failed to disclose a £5 million gift from a crypto-billionaire. It gets nowhere near the media attention, for straightforward political reasons.

A step in the right direction

Chelsea and Man City in the FA Cup final. No other English clubs have systematically ignored, bent or broken the rules like both have done. In terms of trophies won, no other English clubs have been as successful over the past decade and a half either. The moral of the story - is that there is none.

"While city pools and splash pads consume almost 2 million gallons of water over the course of a summer, a single Exxon plastics plant consumes 13 million gallons per day." www.kut.org/energy-envir...

This Arsenal performance, while defensively sound, is not filling me with confidence for the weekend's make or break match

My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com #manosphere

Mood

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

Editing gripe of the day: em-dashes where good old simple commas will do

Well I guess the focus is on the league and Europe then, Arsenal. Bah

How can employers support staff from disadvantaged backgrounds to ensure an entry-level job becomes a rewarding career? YouthBuild Ventures UK is a charity in south-east London that helps young people develop leadership skills and find work in the built environment. ww3.rics.org/uk/en/modus/...

How can employers support staff from disadvantaged backgrounds to ensure an entry-level job becomes a rewarding career? YouthBuild Ventures UK is a charity in south-east London that helps young people develop leadership skills and find work in the built environment. ww3.rics.org/uk/en/modus/...

Fairly obvious to anyone who's ever worked in an office but good to see it proven: corporate bullshit makes you worse at your job www.theguardian.com/business/202...

When audio transcription software fails badly: “cum house” is NOT the same as “Cwmmau Farmhouse”

Good morning

Does anything beat a Spanish commentator's "GOOOOOAL"

This is the destination of every company that tries to replace creative human workers with AI slop. futurism.com/artificial-i...