“It’s not a country; they don’t have a government, they don’t have anything,” Trump said of Somalia.

This makes no sense… An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto… No thanks If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote Sign the petition & help make that law. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Another #Tory defects to #Deform #ReformUK. I thought no more #Tories are defecting #BadEnoch #KemiBadinoch.

Richard Tice agreed to replace me on the Laura Kuenssberg show after I had a sudden attack of not wanting to be questioned about my support for the orange turd who is treating NATO allies worse than he treats Russia. #BBCLauraK

#TheApprentice #Apprentice #BBCApprentice

Not said anything about the #ManchesterDerby over the course of Saturday but nice to silence them #Bertie twats back to #Stockport though it is a trophy less season at #OldTrafford this year. #MUFC #ManUtd #UTFR #ManchesterIsRed🔴⚪️⚫️

This is appalling, the Media now pick our Police Chiefs it seems, and anyone who stands against them in any way is forced out.

Best describe #HonestBob #Jenrick.

Reform is just Tory leftovers at this point

Jenrick got sacked!!!!!!!!!! 😂

When Ian Hislop absolutely ripped into fake-farm w⚓s Nigel Farage and Jeremy Clarkson - two millionaire gobshites in clean wellies. #ukpolitics

The Times are reporting that the Tories got hold of Jenrick's resignation speech after he left it lying around. #ukpolitics

Tonight's turret meeting will be pretty awkward

Maccabi Tel Aviv fans rioting in Israel yesterday. So safe... 🤦‍♀️

Left: Labour Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood is attacking the British police Right: For doing what the Israeli police did in Tel Aviv (a few days later) Banning Maccabi fans from a game on the grounds of public safety

Elon Musk is still lying.

This headline was funnier than the entire revival series of Spitting Image they did a few year back.

Oh fuck off. As if that's gonna lift morale at #OldTrafford. #MUFC #ManUtd #BonnieBlue

Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood is trying to fire the West Midlands Chief Constable who kept Maccabi thugs out of the UK. It is she who should be fired, she does not care about law and order or protecting UK citizens, just doing whatever her minders tell her to do.

Thames Water is going bankrupt, AGAIN. It can be nationalised very easily and for free. Freeze their bills, watch them go bankrupt, takeover water supply as soon as they stop, as the law already states. Job done.

Temporary power, permanent consequences 💥

The Government have u-turned on ID Cards. Good. Authoritarian plans to scrap jury trials need to go next.

Remember when the Tories said privatisation meant efficiency? Bills up. Pipes bursting. Water gone. CEO on £400k salary + £104k bonus. Investment funds shareholders (70% in Canada and Australia) laughing all the way to the bank. Thatcherism is still poisoning Britain. #UKPolitics

Looks like it was all a bad dream after all in the three years since the last episode went out to air, but it’s back baby 😍😍 #MockTheWeek #MTW

Good Luck Carra. You’ll need it. #MUFC #ManUtd 🔴⚪️⚫️🇾🇪

My current #iPhone15ProMax 512GB almost/pretty much full yet trying to delete stuff I don’t need yet no progress.

Why he won’t release the files…

Kinky.

As you can probably tell, my masterplan is to fill Reform UK with the fetid dregs of the Tory governments that tanked the economy, gave us record NHS waiting lists, the highest tax burden since the War, soaring energy bills and rivers full of shit.

Nigel & Nadhim: A partnership that rolls off the tongue like: John Torode & Gregg Wallace Eamonn Holmes & Ruth Langsford Liam & Noel Gallagher Dan Wootton & Honesty Rylan & Migrants Michael McIntyre & Comedy Tottenham Hotspur & Football. You see secretly, they HATE each other!😬

The Nazi Party led by a Giggalo.

Yesterday (Monday) at #Work.

Darren Fletcher, in caretaker charge for two games following Ruben Amorim’s sacking, is in line to potentially assist Michael Carrick as a coach. It is thought another coach coming in to support Carrick would also be on the cards. ✍️ @lauriewhitwell.bsky.social 🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/694...

Just as it says….. #FACup #MUFC #ManUtd #SeasonOver

The result marks the first time in 117 years that a side from outside the major national leagues has eliminated the reigning FA Cup holders. n.pr/3NlZ4Y4

I’m increasingly concerned that a game I love will be holding its biggest showcase in a country that illegally kills its own citizens. Sport & politics shouldn’t mix, they tell me. Well, you can bet your backside the orange one will be involved in all this tournament’s glory.

Clearly #AlexPhillips has no objection if deep fakes of her ugly self should be posted on X (formerly Twitter)? Bitch just need to get laid.

#Manchester #FuckFascists

Tommy Robinson wrote a letter to himself and he used AI, what a tool. procedures you want to implement. Only a robot would write that.

Driving home from Macclesfield’s match against Bedford Town on December 16, Ethan McLeod was involved in a car crash and died at the tragically young age of 21. Today, his team-mates paid tribute to him before, during and after their historic FA Cup win against holders Crystal Palace.

In October 2023, Keir Starmer said Israel had the “right” to cut off water and electricity to Gaza — then his Labour government went on to sell Israel more weapons than the Tories ever did.

Bit late posting but congratulations #MacclesfieldFC #Macclesfield beating & knocking out current #FACup holders #CPFC #CrystalPalace 2-1 at #MossRose.