Me: Onion rings and a bottle of wine for the table waiter: white or red? Me, trying to impress my date: whichever onion the chef prefers

Morning 🤣

Thinking about Gummigoo in a dissociative state, and I was pondering other ways he could emote with his eyes. In another universe where I didn't kill him.

Picture of the century. 😍 📷 credit: Science Tube

A bird carrying the whole night sky🌌 #illustration #birdart #surrealart #fantasyart

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Two cool ladies and a small pal. Photo from my collection, ca. 1930s.

My sister just mugged me over text lmfaooo Sent me a selfie to show her hair and she is serving FACE

Anyone who says "grocery prices are stable" has never actually shopped at a grocery store.

"Trump's not conservative" Oh no you don't. No no no no no. I can tolerate Republicans moving on from Bush and the neocons, 9/11 and all that. But you fucking own Trump from now until the end of time. He told you exactly who he was from day 1 and you voted for him 3 times. That's on YOU.

Ive been storyboarding for 7 hours????? 😭😭😭 I cant stop now im so close to done and I know the second I take break the cramps will kick in and I won't be able to continue Im only giving myself 1 more hour though cause FUCKING OW OW OW OW

There is no McTry.

Three Black Cats, Carl Kahler

Cat and kitten door knocker, Clun, England

comm for @pocketvampire8008.bsky.social ! 🎨🗡️

👁️ #HazbinHotel #Wip #HazbinHotelFanart #Eyes

hashtag my evil wife #underfell

second batch #theamazingdigitalcircus #TADC #redesign #fanart #cartoon

To all who celebrate

POPSTAR 🌟

Christopher Thompson (b.1969) The Zoologist's House. Oil on canvas.

Paul Bond. (b.1964) The Waterhouse. Oil on canvas. #Surrealism

Christopher Thompson. (b.1969) The Surrealist's House, Midnight. Oil on canvas. #Surrealism

garfield crossing 🏠

Rest. May you dream of wolves- 2021

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A statement regarding the removal of DDLC from the Google Play Store:

Watercolor.

[🩵] Zoobat Fanart

Suryia, the orangutan who learned to bottle-feed orphaned tiger cubs by watching humans

bitch i need you to come back

by Kate Baylay.

"Cats on a Plane" by artist Kelly Pringle.

Nuremberg 2.0. go nurembrrrrrrrrr

This would be a beautiful oil painting. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Every credulous buffoon in Tech Journalism:

Beauty. 🌹

My painting GRASSY LAKE

Lifeline (2003)

Elon Musk is originally from South Africa, which is strange. You'd think he was from Mad-at-gas-car

The show must go on by Luca Ponsato

Rat Colony [ twitch.tv/genczilla ]

Cat in the Summer Meadow, Bruno Liljefors (1860-1939).

Hanging out with my mom watching bs TV>>>>>anything else

Rizo and Coach #Survivor #Survivor50