Do the kids play “kerbie” any more.

Just finished doing some work in the garden. My advice to anyone thinking of doing the same... don't bother. It is too hot. Just go to the pub instead.

I am so old I don’t know what this year’s “Feel Good Hit Of The Summer” is. So I’m sticking with The Queens Of The Stone Age.

Binface versus Farage… and the latter will try and portray the former as part of “The Establishment”

If the media are going to unmask Count Binface perhaps they should also properly investigate the people behind Farage.

This week I have been mostly listening to Cardiacs. Do your own research. (Sing To God double album is as good a place to start as any).

I think I once caught the Arthur Ferry whilst on holiday in Cornwall. Either that or I saw them at Band On The Wall supporting Henman.

In other news: I often deliberately sit by myself in pubs. I don’t particularly want to socialise… avoid the weirdo. And after a few visits other people often decide to start sitting next to me. And talking to me. This has happened for the last 15 years or so. I should probably start a cult.

I am drinking an amazing South Wales bitter (Gower Brewey “Original”) in North West England (Blackpool). Modern life IS rubbish, but there is still some good stuff in between all the corporate bollocks.

Zelensky is a comedian who ran as a joke and ended up fighting a superpower in the bloodiest war since WWII. I hope Count Binface is ready for that responsibility.

FIFA have confirmed Balogun’s suspension has been lifted and he *will* be allowed to stand in the Clacton by election

In other news, Count Binface being the only one standing against Farage in Clacton could be pretty funny.

To clarify: I won’t be releasing a statement at this time.

Note that the BBC a) leads with Farage's denial, and b) leaves the ally's criminal conviction out of the headline

Just overheard someone say: “Whose bright idea was it to play the England match at 1am? At this point FIFA should just admit they are pandering to foreigners.” I detected absolutely no hint of sarcasm. None. This was their genuine opinion as a proud English moron.

See, we were warned about stuff like this in 70s Britain... "Charley says 'don't be a dumb fuck'"

I’m sat on a bus listening to the first Neu! album. Hope you are enjoying your Wednesday.

The comma at the end was deliberate

This might be payback for the umbongo adverts in the mid-80s,

The best sort of hydration break.

Sat in a pub without a TV, shopping whilst England are playing in the World Cup is a great way to enjoy a quiet beer TBH… My current drink: mango, papaya and lime sour by Brew York Brewery. Quite a few other ANTIFIFAs in here with me.

If I ever make $1000000000 I’ll cure world hunger and fund cancer research. Mars can wait until after we’ve sorted things out.

I’m still not voting Labour BTW. #VoteGreen

Take as many questions as Farage does. And no more. This was a subpost.

I’ve got even fewer opinions about tennis than I do about golf.

Walking up a stopped escalator is significantly harder work than walking up stairs.

Yes. I’m only happy when it is moderately warm, but dry. And a light wind. And a low pollen count.

I quite like it when it isn’t 30 degrees in the shade. 20 degrees is much more me.

Science is not truth. Science is finding the truth. When science changes its opinion, it didn't lie to you. It learned more.

Hopefully I get to block a fuckton after that.

If God was winning, Trump wouldn’t still be alive.

Just been fantasising about how cold, wet and windy it could be this time next month.

Doing an online geography quiz thing and just decided that Tonga was in Africa. I was only half the world away.

*The usual

Someone just tried to socially interact with me. My response: “My plans for the weekend? Sweet FA”

Props to the young lady with the loud “Feeling hot hot hot” ringtone as I do my “shopping”

I’ll see your air conditioning, and raise you cask-conditioning.

Dead Kennedys: Take This Job And Shove It (1986) Originally a laid-back Country song released by Johnny Paycheck in 1977, this cover version contains the appropriate amount of anger, in my opinion. #Punk #Hardcore youtu.be/aCMJd7KSVcQ?...

Labour Minister Chris Ward says Andy Burnham can’t do much because there’s ’no money’. This nonsense is why Labour fails. The 50 richest families own as much wealth as 50% of population. Don’t let Labour tell you it’s not possible to transfer this obscene wealth into the hands of the many.

Anyway, given the weather, I will be eternally thankful for whoever it was who invented beer. Particularly whoever invented hazy, citrus pale ales.

Anti-semitism is absolutely a real thing and as a Jew I am deeply nervous about the worst faith people in public life working relentlessly to rob the concept of all gravity by making it synonymous with "anyone not fully supportive of Benjamin Netanyahu and everything he does."

And still some people believe fossil fuels are the future, all because the billionaire owners of the “news” they read/watch tell them that it is.

Might spend a few hours in the frozen food section of my local supermarket tomorrow.

Still not watched a single minute of the most racist World Cup since WW2.

The most “metal” photo you’ll see all day. (Pic credit: Nick Bull)

The reason we keep changing PMs is simple: Brexit. Until a PM is honest about Brexit, they’ll be stuck living a lie. They won’t be able to do any of the economic things they claim. We’re many years from that honesty.

Just finished doing some work out in the open round the back of our house... 27 degrees is bad enough, but the humidity makes it much much worse. And I won't be going "shopping" until tomorrow.

In the UK in 2016 72.2% of the electorate voted on Brexit, with 51.9% of those people voting to leave. This decision by only 37.5% of the eligible population is now treated as permanent and irreversible by right-ring politicians, commentators and media. I wonder why? 🤔

To be fair, he probably had the same thoughts about me.