Finally, over it🖤

Nobody: Trump:

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A nut video would heal me rn. Stroke it while saying my name…

The grief associated with meaningful friendships unexpectedly ending is not talked about enough.

ME LEAVING KROGER AFTER SCANNING ORGANIC PRODUCE AS NON-ORGANIC:

The gworls be out for a different reason than I am🤫😂

This is a conversation myself and a FB friend and I would like to hear your thoughts. Here’s the message that started the discourse:

The cutest 🎃 in the patch!🍁

As spooky season approaches; I would like to advise that you need three different kinds of 🥷🥷. A TRICK for the small things. A TREAT for the medium things and a SPONSOR for the big things! USE THEM ACCORDINGLY!!

Disney/ABC pulled Jimmy Kimmel Live after his monologue on Kirk’s killing. This isn’t just about one show, it’s about silencing voices. ✊🏾 Cancel streaming services that cave to political pressure ✊🏾 Let your $$ speak ✊🏾 Support platforms that protect free speech Free speech isn’t negotiable.

I want to see the data on the subscription cancellations! 🤭

CARDI BBBBB, you are, in fact, THE DRAMA! #AmITheDrama

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shot my shots and missed the grid📸

Some of yall look like it might stink under them red dresses🤣

Y’all share your location on Sniffies and Jackd, but draw the line at Instagram??

happy hump day 🙂

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I love Beyonce down, but sis, had a BBL and no shade, it’s sickening. The best that I’ve seen.

You see the bigger the dick, The bigger the bank, the bigger the Benz The better the chance to get close to his rich friends!

So @planetfitness.bsky.social — the “Judgement Free Zone”— has officially judged me. I’ve been wearing compression gear to this loc for months w/ zero issue. Today the mgr watched me check in, said nothing, waited until I was 10 mins into my workout to tell me my shorts were “inappropriate.”

Nobody: Me tonight celebrating Cinco De Drinko:

It’s hard to put into words the pain of losing my Aunt and my 18-year-old nephew to gun violence in the span of a week. But I’m holding on to their love.😢💔

I wish this action figure trend would end TO-F*CKING-DAY! Y’all have worn it tf THIN!

I ain’t had a boyfriend in so long, I wouldn’t know what to do with it. Like — do batteries come included? How often do you feed it, water it? How much sleep does it need?

Imagine walking into heaven & somebody yell "Ain't He Gay".

Mood:

How many of y’all eat sugar with your nose and say “woooooo!” when you’re done?

How y’all doing these cartoons!?

I don’t think y’all are giving “II Hands II Heaven” the attention that it deserves, because mama SUNG tf downe in the bridge👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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The Red Roof Inn gotta be fed up with you ponks. Y’all be getting RAN TF THROUGH down to them folks establishment. I would hate to work in housekeeping—

N*GGAS STILL AIN’T — 🧵🪡

IN. THE. MOTHAFUCKIN’. VAN!

Me looking at all these screen shots

The homosexuals be fucking DOWN in the back of these Amazon vans. That’s why our packages always delayed.

I wish y’all would leave them tired ass recycled viral posts on Twitter. Can we come up with something else?

Homophobia so weird, what nigga sits around and be mad that a nigga gay? 🤔 Ladies, if your man is homophobic -- you have cause for concern.

I got a feeling it’s about to be so funky underneath y’all sundresses this summer 🤣😷

I can’t wait until it’s 7:00pm and Friday and 95 degrees!

Horny.

Tomorrow is the first day of spring and It’s starting to smell like Don Julio Lemon Drops outside!

I wasnt gonna drink today but idk - I miss Harriet Tubman☹️😣