That’s Corban Piper and he thinks he’s found another egg

Genuinely emotional about that nix game

Home alone for ten minutes and immediately got a boy dinner for the ages; - supermarket pizza bread - corn chips from the international section - beers

What a weekend fuaark

Putting Drake on his year end playlist is Obama’s bravest act since taking office

Lionel Skeggins

Spent a while yesterday with this riff in my head trying to recall where it came from. music.apple.com/nz/album/nig...

Well the Phoenix took another beating but they signed the hand drawn placard my kid made for them so who can tell if they’re a bad team or not

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Having a ticket to the fourth day of the test

Going to the Phoenix game tomorrow, wish us all luck

I had a dream that Zohran ran a lunch spot and I hung out there every day trying to be mates with him

i am being thrown into the air tonight / go long

what if his name was Phoot Bollins!?

Dua’s book group pick for last month.

Solve for 299,999.5

Ever since they started doing the woke football stickers in the UK this has been stuck in my head so hopefully posting gets it out.

Dua Lipa’s book group and its attendant podcast are good

Dangerous day to be a Cat Power EP

Lady Skarlet in the Hornservatory with the Mozzarellacandlestick

My daughter invented an author named Gerry Books

Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing? Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly

Best football team in the world

They put the journal app on macOS finally. I am almost free from ever having to type on a phone keyboard again

Your man buys his vinyls from Briscoes

They may kick our arses again this season but between this and the sports betting promos AFC is so cringe. A wonder they don’t take to the field in boat shoes

In case of power outages remember to charge up your fun computer and ensure your work computer is hanging on by a thread.

Chris Fleming driving a Nissan Figaro www.instagram.com/reel/DP0FtAA...

Not to worry

Strawberry Toppas are back for a limited time

Christ these two

Bird news! Saw tītīpounamu from my lounge window. Took photos befitting a cryptid

THE MEME IS REAL

These guys are so funny

Come ON Liz Truss

I wanna know what LVR is

You gotta be mad You gotta be Paul You gotta be Reiser

Seems we’re getting that Tool tour announcement tomorrow

The Emmy for putting Silversun Pickups’ song “The Pit” in my head every time I see it mentioned goes to… The Pitt

imagine going back in time and seeing a triceratops fighting a stegosaurus and both sides are clashing with the cool horn weapons and then out of the trees comes a big stupidass iguanadon waving the little spiked thumbs around like he’s gonna join in. hell no

Your man buys his bhuja mix from chemist warehouse

I’m looking forward to the new Wellington Pavilion letting me get blasted and watch stingrays honk around underwater, grandfathering me in on the cost of a tui jug from the Fisherman’s Table days.

I can

Incredible scenes in Genoa, Italy as 50,000 people join a procession to bid farewell to the boats joining the Global Sumud Flotilla to Gaza. Over 50 boats from 44 countries, loaded with 100s of tons of food aid, have set sail to Gaza to attempt to break the Israeli siege. (📸 Hidden Palestine)

Saw a Kārearea last weekend and helpfully confirmed its identity thanks to the wonderful NZ Birds Online resource that features recordings of its call, such as this delightful one

My ska sign is caprihorn

Hearing the story behind my buddy Rob’s new band named after a zombie

Hup