Hiding files in cakes is a time-honored practice in the world of subverting law enforcement

Me and all my friends at the 6:15pm Mother Mary movie brother HH

Hey, draughtsmen! Save some huge tables for the rest of us!

is a spiderweb the spider’s house or restaurant

Wojak Male Hairy

Hey can I come over and [music video for Losing My Religion]?

I loved the 2006 Mitchell & Webb TV sketch show, but I never imagined “are we the baddies?” would graduate from funny catchphrase to the defining philosophical aphorism for our age

Political

Trying to find shit in Chemist Warehouse

How are the portents my dude? Seen any good omens lately?

Historians will look back on these as the days where web page elements resized and moved around while you were already looking at or even clicking on them and that everybody responsible for this was subsequently killed

Speechless

True. It’s you and Aimee Mann

For somebody who hates Queenstown I sure am here all the time

Mitigation! Mitigation! Low Amperage!

Maybe I need a kei truck

Jeff Muttley be like “it’s never rover”

Big moment for us who know how to correctly pluralise Attorney General

Require this tee shirt for Phoenix games. Especially vs AFC

An electronic sign, briefly incorrectly illuminated, had me believe for a second I was able to eat a butter chicken with garlic naan while watching Nick Cave

“OK” has the same etymology as “KoЯn”

Fucking devastated people.com/catherine-oh...

Has Steve Gibson been referred to Derek Guy yet? The spinach dinner jacket with a business shirt and tie. Man

I went to horny stadium and nobody knew you

That’s Corban Piper and he thinks he’s found another egg

Genuinely emotional about that nix game

Home alone for ten minutes and immediately got a boy dinner for the ages; - supermarket pizza bread - corn chips from the international section - beers

What a weekend fuaark

Putting Drake on his year end playlist is Obama’s bravest act since taking office

Lionel Skeggins

Spent a while yesterday with this riff in my head trying to recall where it came from. music.apple.com/nz/album/nig...

Well the Phoenix took another beating but they signed the hand drawn placard my kid made for them so who can tell if they’re a bad team or not

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Having a ticket to the fourth day of the test

Going to the Phoenix game tomorrow, wish us all luck

I had a dream that Zohran ran a lunch spot and I hung out there every day trying to be mates with him

i am being thrown into the air tonight / go long

what if his name was Phoot Bollins!?

Dua’s book group pick for last month.

Solve for 299,999.5

Ever since they started doing the woke football stickers in the UK this has been stuck in my head so hopefully posting gets it out.

Dua Lipa’s book group and its attendant podcast are good

Dangerous day to be a Cat Power EP

Lady Skarlet in the Hornservatory with the Mozzarellacandlestick

My daughter invented an author named Gerry Books

Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing? Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly