Christ these two

Bird news! Saw tītīpounamu from my lounge window. Took photos befitting a cryptid

THE MEME IS REAL

These guys are so funny

Come ON Liz Truss

I wanna know what LVR is

You gotta be mad You gotta be Paul You gotta be Reiser

Seems we’re getting that Tool tour announcement tomorrow

The Emmy for putting Silversun Pickups’ song “The Pit” in my head every time I see it mentioned goes to… The Pitt

imagine going back in time and seeing a triceratops fighting a stegosaurus and both sides are clashing with the cool horn weapons and then out of the trees comes a big stupidass iguanadon waving the little spiked thumbs around like he’s gonna join in. hell no

Your man buys his bhuja mix from chemist warehouse

I’m looking forward to the new Wellington Pavilion letting me get blasted and watch stingrays honk around underwater, grandfathering me in on the cost of a tui jug from the Fisherman’s Table days.

I can

Incredible scenes in Genoa, Italy as 50,000 people join a procession to bid farewell to the boats joining the Global Sumud Flotilla to Gaza. Over 50 boats from 44 countries, loaded with 100s of tons of food aid, have set sail to Gaza to attempt to break the Israeli siege. (📸 Hidden Palestine)

Saw a Kārearea last weekend and helpfully confirmed its identity thanks to the wonderful NZ Birds Online resource that features recordings of its call, such as this delightful one

My ska sign is caprihorn

Hearing the story behind my buddy Rob’s new band named after a zombie

Hup

Despite being the finest sci fi future historian of his generation, Kim Stanley Robinson could not foresee the cruffin

You gotta be mad You gotta be Paul You gotta be Reiser

I'm sorry, but I need you to see this rock that looks like a sandwich that I just found on Instagram.

Fuck I love the Phoenix we suck

New @pile.bsky.social album out at midnight

Folks it’s a masterpiece

Save me Sonic Stipe

Me on the toilet

The French have four days for utensils work, three for utensils rest

At the stage of owning a utensil rest where I can’t believe I lived so long without one. Next step is getting upset I don’t have two utensils rest.

The wahinix coach thing is going to be very funny

Saw a whale today. Far out

For some reason I had the urge to load up google street view and click through the walk home route from my old primary school. Virtually arrived at my childhood house and it’s a dump. Peeling paint, garden a wreck, roof and garage door rusting away. What a bummer!!

Incredible management

Best football team in the world

Invincible vibes on that new wahinix signing eh

is that brat green?

Daniel Johns was not impressed by my vegetable garden. I showed him my cabbage, cauliflower, broccoli, Brussels sprouts, kale, and radishes, but he just said it was pure brassica

Got married yesterday to some extent.

Today’s the Fourth of July And my cat is not dry When he comes in and sits on my things I just think thanks a fucking lot, guy

Here’s a cat who tells dinner time by the sun at 4:15pm in midwinter

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My kid, wistfully looking out the car window: “red, blue, white - without these the world wouldn’t be the same. And MobilMart wouldn’t be there at all”

Insane quality control at Facebook

My favourite musicians - as judged by their absolutely insane collage approaches to Instagram stories - are Cedric Bixler-Zavala and Chris Robinson.

My phone spent a happy five minutes in the washing machine and I’d apparently fine. They build them better these days for idiots like me

For decades scientists have struggled to formulate a Grand Unified Theory. But here’s mine; all cars are basically the same.

Must be time to rewatch Syriana

Phoenician Scheme is good. Movies should be a bit silly.

I don’t think Sia is Australian

Reboot crazy exgf please