Jeff Muttley be like “it’s never rover”

Big moment for us who know how to correctly pluralise Attorney General

Require this tee shirt for Phoenix games. Especially vs AFC

An electronic sign, briefly incorrectly illuminated, had me believe for a second I was able to eat a butter chicken with garlic naan while watching Nick Cave

“OK” has the same etymology as “KoЯn”

Fucking devastated people.com/catherine-oh...

Has Steve Gibson been referred to Derek Guy yet? The spinach dinner jacket with a business shirt and tie. Man

I went to horny stadium and nobody knew you

That’s Corban Piper and he thinks he’s found another egg

Genuinely emotional about that nix game

Home alone for ten minutes and immediately got a boy dinner for the ages; - supermarket pizza bread - corn chips from the international section - beers

What a weekend fuaark

Putting Drake on his year end playlist is Obama’s bravest act since taking office

Lionel Skeggins

Spent a while yesterday with this riff in my head trying to recall where it came from. music.apple.com/nz/album/nig...

Well the Phoenix took another beating but they signed the hand drawn placard my kid made for them so who can tell if they’re a bad team or not

Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz

Having a ticket to the fourth day of the test

Going to the Phoenix game tomorrow, wish us all luck

I had a dream that Zohran ran a lunch spot and I hung out there every day trying to be mates with him

i am being thrown into the air tonight / go long

what if his name was Phoot Bollins!?

Dua’s book group pick for last month.

Solve for 299,999.5

Ever since they started doing the woke football stickers in the UK this has been stuck in my head so hopefully posting gets it out.

Dua Lipa’s book group and its attendant podcast are good

Dangerous day to be a Cat Power EP

Lady Skarlet in the Hornservatory with the Mozzarellacandlestick

My daughter invented an author named Gerry Books

Me: Sometimes I'll start microwaving my leftovers, then go pee *while* the thing's in the microwave. You just gotta get back before it starts beeping Forbes Profiler: And this is another form of DanMaxxing? Me: It's another form of DanMaxxing, exactly

Best football team in the world

They put the journal app on macOS finally. I am almost free from ever having to type on a phone keyboard again

Your man buys his vinyls from Briscoes

They may kick our arses again this season but between this and the sports betting promos AFC is so cringe. A wonder they don’t take to the field in boat shoes

In case of power outages remember to charge up your fun computer and ensure your work computer is hanging on by a thread.

Chris Fleming driving a Nissan Figaro www.instagram.com/reel/DP0FtAA...

Not to worry

Strawberry Toppas are back for a limited time

Christ these two

Bird news! Saw tītīpounamu from my lounge window. Took photos befitting a cryptid

THE MEME IS REAL

These guys are so funny

Come ON Liz Truss

I wanna know what LVR is

You gotta be mad You gotta be Paul You gotta be Reiser

Seems we’re getting that Tool tour announcement tomorrow

The Emmy for putting Silversun Pickups’ song “The Pit” in my head every time I see it mentioned goes to… The Pitt