i miss you guys. also i live in nyc now. if anyone cares

came back just to read this

“Tonight, we made history … I will be your democratic nominee for mayor of New York City” - Zohran Mamdani

ZOHRAN MAMDANI

it’s sleepy little guys for zohran mamdani! he ranked him 5 times via voter fraud!

is there any possibility of It Happening during this beef

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

yesterday i saw a cyber truck on the beltway with a huge bass clef and trombone sticker, so i’m sorry trombonists you are on notice

You know what they say If there's no bread 😗👀😗 If there's no bread?🧐 Honey, it's not 🌈✨pride✨🌈

pride in dc is so funny bc it’s this whole fun progressive thing and then here come a lockheed martin float

Where is my treat…?

forgot to post here that i did my braids myself. also you can cashapp me $700 if you want ($laurenjholmes)

practicing and i sound like shit. who want me

Playing "John Henry" on Joe Thompson’s back porch with Justin Robinson just like old times. Thank you Justin "Demeanor" Harrington for joining us on bones. You can hear the full track on our new album ‘What Did the Blackbird Say to the Crow’ - listen now: giddensrobinson.lnk.to/BlackbirdCrow

feeling extremely normal rn 🧍🏾‍♀️

slept on my back weird and now it hurts to inhale so that’s fun

they got alcoholic capri suns at this bar in dc

going to a concert tonight that starts at 10pm…..auntie is getting too old for this

im hoping bluesky eventually has the option to save skeets as drafts. what if i have a banger in the making on bluesky dot com

horny beatles be like: all you need is lust

we are living in fascism right now. trumps administration is a fascist regime

bringing out this diva again

so guess where i’m long term subbing for next

upon this bean I will build my church

i know what this world needs. another podcast

not one to slut shame but i can’t believe google and apple really just bent over and changed the name to gulf of america

an american pope is so boring

on the first day of conclave my cardinal gave to me

addicted to serving

my little guy

The fact Wisdom Kaye wasn't invited to the met gala......... when the theme is what it is........... this is a hate crime actually

they should have a lever with a trap door on the red carpet if your met gala outfit isn’t cute enough

watchinf cowboy carter from my bed

i was born in the right generation. i love reading about people seriously debating about if 100 men could take down a gorilla

aight it’s time to make another trip to canada (and beg them to let me in)

personally if i was that one variety author i would kill myself

what if we kissed in the casa santa maria

Obviously it's not THAT crazy because he was 88 but it is a fun coincidence that Conclave came out so close to the actual pope's death

ohh i get it. this is just like conclave

i’m very excited for the rehearsal season 2 premiere. i love that weird man real bad

they should let me in the theater to watch sinners again

sushi burrito

the finale was entertaining so i’ll let them off the hook this time

before the economy crashes does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

9/11 was an inside joke

oh i’m discovering on here everyone went out to protest but me

boba today