I made cinnamon rolls from scratch and they are so easily the very best cinnamon rolls I, a self proclaimed cinnamon roll snob, have ever had in my life as to be a religious experience.

Got second place in the stein holding contest at the ren fest today (and the guy who won was cheating) if anyone is looking for a hottie with very strong shoulders

Told my coworkers about fat bear week and they barely cared, life is a prison

Maybe I am simply ignorant but I did not realize "throwing shade" was "common parlance in Jane Austen's time" old

Hey just in case you guys weren't aware leucovorin is part of a couple widely used chemo regimens. So is saline, so I'm not saying it's like automatically evil because of that, but uh. That is its current most common use and we sure don’t need shortages of it

One thing I think we need to remember in all of this is that despite the fact that my birthday is apparently the same as fucking Charlie Kirk's, I am younger and more beautiful and also not dead

Time for a game of DOES IT COUNT where I say why I think something that didn't happen exactly should count and you tell me if you agree or not

Choosing also to count the tomato recipe trend because although I am not aware of a tomato RECIPE being trendy this summer, it has absolutely been a tomato summer. Bath and Body Works has a whole tomato girl summer line out, I say it counts

Can’t believe I got this one honestly (hope she's okay)

In the last 5 years or so, I have had only two public Facebook posts, and evidently someone reached out to a former employer-- and by former, I mean 7 years ago-- who has not been listed on my profile for several years about one of these posts People are truly like clinically insane out here

Oh darn!!!!!!! Anyway,

Being the funny one at a remote job is so easy, all you have to do is put a gif in the chat and say how much you're looking forward to not being at work every so often and people will give you laugh reacts like nobody's business

Thinkin about hitting my head repeatedly against a wall later tonight if anyone wants to join

There is no part of me that even kind of thinks he's dead, but the posts are really fun

Finally figured out how to articulate this

Girl who is really thrilled by the width of the windowsills here

Uh hey guys

Sometimes when I'm out just browsing I'll see a nice or cool trash can for like $30 and for a second I entertain spending the money for the upgrade and then I remember that me-but-poorer from 8 years ago who was absolutely indignant that a holder for literal trash could cost that much was correct

In the temporary absence of health insurance I have used a woo-adjacent approach to help resolve an episode of back spasms and it brings me ABSOLUTELY no pleasure to report that it's kind of worked (for the time being at least)

One thing about St. Louisans, they're gonna pronounce initialisms like they're words regardless of how unpronounceable it is

God I'm absolutely crushing it in the teams chat today fellas

People have got to stop giving directions to me using cardinal directions only because bestie I never know which way I'm pointed

I wish there were a way to reconcile the facts that 1) cell phones in kids' pockets during the school day result in worse education outcomes and 2) in the age of school shootings, it's important for kids to have a way to send real time safety information and, god forbid, last words to their parents

I was explaining "bitch eating crackers" to the roomie last night and she interjected and said "this is kind of like explaining Onika burgers to someone"

We should give newborns sunglasses before we do anything else with them

The list of human foods my cat likes so much I literally can't eat them around her: Tuna (of course) Ritz crackers Honey glazed bacon Lemon pizzelle Baguette Expensive taste on this little thing I tell you what

In light of recent developments, I must request that those of you who were around on the other place for that time I posted my anti-that-particular-blonde-lady manifesto on private try to recall some of my points because OH BABY does she continue to prove me right

I just feel like a place that calls itself a taco place shouldn't take very literally 24 minutes to make an order

Girl who is snoozin after she was sooo brave meeting our housemate today

9:15-9:45 is the perfect range for a 15 minute break

Paul Juda announced his retirement don’t text don’t call I'm in mourning

It should be illegal for anyone in a current executive branch office to go on podcasts I think

Do you think Taco Bell r&d is sad they'll never come up with anything as truly great as the Crunchwrap Supreme again

Have you guys ever googled Dutch angle

One thing that's really awesome is that like most plants are dangerous to cats and cats have absolutely no protective instincts regarding plants

Health insurance from my old job expired and I don’t have cards or id info for my new insurance yet On the left is what I would have had to pay for one month of my narcolepsy medication On the right is what I paid after the pharmacist found a coupon Never forget that this is all 100% fake

Extreme heat warning expires tonight at 7:00 pm

It's like absolutely bananas that Manny Jacinto is as hot as he is and we aren't all talking about it literally constantly

Sometimes you take a kinda meh job because you have to and then on your second day you get a better offer at a better place

Girl who is very very brave and exploring the first few steps down to the first floor even though they kinda smell like a stinky dog

Okay so actually what horrors are we not yet aware of that everyone is finally and suddenly aware of and against what's happening in Palestine

I think the 1 like=1 non-politics opinion seems fun I wanna do it Like this post

I kinda always thought Ozzy Osborne was gonna live forever tbh Just seemed like something he would do

They should make bumper stickers like the ones for student drivers except they should say "please be patient, I'm new to this city"

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

A horrifying statement published today by the Editorial Committee of the Agence France-Presse (AFP) news agency. "Without immediate intervention, the last reporters in Gaza will die" Translation from French to English by @cnorristrent.bsky.social:

When you live on the third floor of an ancient house and have to move things mostly by yourself

Need to know everything about the little angel they used for the picture on the Wikipedia page "Domestication of the cat"

Hey just for everyone's information the word "reservation" means nothing to Budget rentals and they will fuck you over the day before you're supposed to pick up the van you've had reserved for a month

Got the essentials packed