CRASH MY CAR

Out of the three NYC mayoral candidates, Sliwa is Adams’ spiritual successor

As an infant I chose circumcision. It was not forced upon me. This is a truth many are not comfortable with.

“I Ubered to O’hare-“ opinion discarded

Ever wonder how the Silver Line split came to be? 🚇 It takes a team! 👏 Hear from Kareen, one of the leaders behind the project that made it possible for Silver Line customers to travel to New Carrollton or Downtown Largo.

Consulting isn’t real sorry

John Wilkes Booth shouldn’t have done that

So much has probably happened since I last checked instagram an hour ago!

Shoutout to Chappell Roan for getting the girlies on the subway

can’t lie the texas democratic party are cooking with this, this is insanely good news

THANK YOU TRUCK DRIVERS!!!!

The good news is that many people are ugly. Some of you are in good company…

American transit historians love to say “what happened?”

love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

Did you know transit is 20 times safer than driving a car? Each year, public transportation prevents more than 2,500 injuries related to car accidents. Take Metro!

Farts

I’m sorry but please stop using AI!! It’s cringe!!

If you ride transit, you may walk as much as 30 minutes more A DAY! That means increased heart health, more muscle, and reducing the risk of heart disease and Type 2 diabetes. Enjoy your built in exercise, and stay hydrated in the summer temperatures.

Breaking news! The extremely talented and overqualified DMA student you knew has gotten a job at a college you’ve never heard of that pays them $600 a year!! It only took them 2 years after graduation and that position only had 100 other applicants!! The system is working as intended!!

IS ANYONE ON THIS WEBSITE??? HELLO????

Having a hard time relating to Woke Superman. The movie should be about him angrily making inscrutable memes on the computer about minority groups he hates

i think social media was a mistake

i love holding real news in my hands

Making my 9 AM smoothie at 11 AM

99% of people who see this will not call me on the phone literally rn

wes moore i will make you god emperor governor emeritus of maryland if you can get the marc trains to run up from DC during times that the orioles are playing baseball

If a lady handcuffs you as part of a sex thing you should immediately ask if you're being detained

Happy birthday, Blue Line! 🎉 On this day in 1977, the Blue Line made its grand debut from National Airport to Stadium-Armory, spanning 18 stations over 12 miles of rail!

Misunderstood the instructions, got her a SEPTA ring

Randy Clarke’s Wikipedia page is kinda adorable

The American units of measurement are hamburger and 9/11

No head June or whatever they’re doing on instagram

You have six months to become woke again before the Zohran coalition makes it mandatory.

every leftist politician in america needs to follow the mamdani formula. he is the case study for the future

I may watch this season of Love Island

Fork found in kitchen, poop found in butt, etc.

I am always saying this!!!!

NORMAL NO ONE CAN STOP ME

Nothing happens on here ever

It is my right to be drunk and spiral!!!

We have never been more back