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[nsfw] Xie Lian using Ruoye to put himself in a bondage tie for Hua Cheng to find.

[nsfw, dacryphilia] Binghe has a stressful day and wants his physical body to be overwhelmed to match. It takes some begging and crocodile tears, but soon enough he's got real tears in his eyes as he takes Shen Qingqiu's cock down his throat. The more he cries the tighter Shen Qingqiu's hands […]

SVSSS au where SQQ gets together with TLJ and so LBH only latches on tighter to him as a mother figure.

i decided he blushes gold or something #.debdoot

husbands looking very posh ✨ close-ups and an alternative version in the comments ✌️ #tgcf #hualian #xielian #huacheng

[brief misgendering, SQQ versus gender, svsss au] Shen Qingqiu freezes on the stairs, before he even sees Luo Binghe. It's not just because he recognizes the voice. It's a specific tone and manner he only ever heard before in private, alone in the bamboo house with Luo Binghe. His disciple's […]

[Noncon between Hualian, death mention, silly] Me, searching on AO3: Yes please, I would like to see /only/ works with the Noncon warning in the Hualian tag One of the fics in this search: In this one, Hua Cheng first kills Xie Lian's mom - Me: *Shocked gasp* That is TOO far!!! (I ended up […]

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[nsfw] What has hualian brought me to? (Currently contemplating what fucking on a trampoline would be like)

xie lian sitting there, face in his hands, shoulders shaking hua cheng, reaching out to touch him like oh gege, its ok and xl is just wheezing laughing, san lang he, they, this poor bed, at this rate he'll put san lang through the floor and then blinks when hc twitches inside him hc: /////

@spffnity.bsky.social Hua Cheng: it's all right. The damage is done. Gege can keep going. ... And then another piece of the frame cracks when they start to get going again.

hua cheng hearing the disconcerting creak of the wood when xie lian brings himself down and tries -- oh does he Try to say "gege hold on, the bed is--", but its too late and theres a crack and the frame goes lopsided and hc holds him close so he doesnt get hurt as xls just??? oh no did i do it again

[nsfw, hualian] Between the two of them, Hua Cheng is NOT the one thrusting hard enough to break the bedtime. Hua Cheng keeps building more and better reinforced furniture, but when gege gets focused on riding him all bets are off.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/72344151/chapters/188365781 last week i thought about giving up on writing but then i didn’t turning this into a multichapter because it'll probably be long #tgcf #HuaLian

This fic is SO good: https://archiveofourown.org/works/69744631 Hua Cheng is worried Xie Lian will be repulsed by his more monstrous forms, but Xie Lian is /so into it/! 11k, 3 chapters, T (which I'm not saying is /wrong/, but it is definitely sexy enough for an M) #tgcf #HuaLian #FicRec

[Self-torture (sexual)] One of today's Dead Dove Kinktober prompts is "torture with nettles/figging" and another is "pain conditioning" And I could absolutely see Hua Cheng doing that. I don't know if I have the energy to write it, but I'm imagining a 5+1 fic where he hurts himself in various […]

[Omegaverse, a little sad] Omega Xie Lian After the ox cart scene, he tells "San Lang" there's only one bed, and also that's his nest "San Lang", internally, looking at the "nest": D:

[Genderbend (Hualian)] Hua Cheng whose gender is "whatever gender my god currently is" For eight hundred years and then some, this is very uncomplicated! He is just a man (who sometimes shapeshifts). But when Xie Lian figures out that she's actually a woman, they both get a surprise 😄

Xie Lian discussing ways to improve the garden with Hua Cheng, asking for feedback about changes, making sure he doesn’t accidentally introduce something harmful. Hua Cheng pulling up invasive plants while they’re still sprouts if possible, getting Xie Lian to dig them up if they’re too well […]

for #tgcfreadalong the week of October 12, we're reading: Volume 8, Chapter 126: "Hundred-Yard-High Cliffs, THousands Tilt over Lavafalls" (webnovel chapter 233-234) As always, you're welcome to post about this week's chapters or about earlier chapters if you're behind the schedule!

Xie Lian as the Scrap Collecting God taking things as offerings that people don't want anymore somehow accidentally becoming an underground protecter of trans people because of it. He Takes their old names, old clothes, etc in return for his (and his husband's) blessings

[Challenge: sexy concept per page of TGCF, CW for this post: pregnancy] Okay, so I don't know how this will go, but I'm going to try! The idea is that I'm doing the "m&m after every line" trick, but in a way that works for my brain. The challenge: for every page of TGCF I read, I come up with a […]

Today on blorbo.social (for me): [To interact with these from a Fediverse instance like blorbo.social, paste the desired link in your search bar.] - MDZS fic (fic promo) https://aethy.com/@trashgaylie/115368694219941202 - Sexy concept per page of TGCF (thoughts) […]

[ nsfw: lemon, hualesbians, long merhua au ] me, mid-typing that longboi merhua bit and getting distracted: i need to make a hualesbians remix of this because xie lian deserves tentacles in both holes and hua cheng deserves jiejies tits in her face while it happens

[ nsfw: lemon, aphrodisiacs / numbing slick, breeding urges, "cock" warming, longboi merhua au] xie lian tries to give hua cheng a blowjob (and wonders if its still called that) and accidentally gets a full stomach of seed when hc fucks his throat like its mers "chambers"

Yesterday+ on blorbo.social (for me): - Xuan Ji/Jian Lan (thoughts) https://federatedfandom.net/@villainousfriend/115328045181617799 - Bingqiu nonconsensual cannibalism (thoughts) https://blorbo.social/@biasto_bias/115326254516580037 - Giant bug Luo Binghe (thoughts) […]

Fat Bear Flash creators revealed — please enjoy Shang Qinghua enjoying fat trans bear Yue Qingyuan 😌 archiveofourown.org/works/71614736

And definitely check out the rest of the collection if you haven't! archiveofourown.org/collections/...

[Nonconsensual cannibalism, no not in that direction] Rotating in my head the concept of "Luo Binghe kinking on slicing off bits of himself and feeding them to Shen Qingqiu alongside more normal meat"

[Giant insect kink] @biasto_bias Shen Qingqiu having a moment of captivating Airplane for ripping off Kafka now, and then having to reconcile with himself that his unchanged feelings about Luo Binghe mean he's got to admit to being a monsterfucker

ok im free from social obligations time for the longboi merhua gillplay/breathplay ramblings i was writing last night bc deb and i apparently share a braincell [ mer biology, too much gill research, nsfw implications at very end ]

[Giant insect kink] Dead Dove Kinktober's prompts today include "bugs and insects" 👀 Giant bug Luo Binghe... maybe that's his real form?

Made an issue to track which slides folks have offered help for (thank you so much 🙏 🙏 🙏). There's quite a few still left, so if folks have space even 1 or 2 would help! Going to be driving back home, but check the issue for which ranges were claimed and comment below! github.com/essential-ra...

[forced orgasm, cnc ?, sorta exhibitionism ?, nsfw: lemon] need hualian to set up a fake comm array discussion between xie lian and some of hua chengs clones pretending to be new minor gods reporting to xl about a mission or asking his advice, so that hc can jerk off his husband and listen in

[Knifeplay/bloodplay, possessiveness kink] Xie Lian carving "property of Xie Lian" into Hua Cheng's back, with beautiful calligraphy despite the fact that he's holding a knife and not a brush Hua Cheng trying to hold very still and not come so Xie Lian's art won't be messed up

xl: oh! that's MUCH more manageable than i thought! hc: what-- what did gege think?!? (he's actually huge for his species!) xl: ...... o///////o;;; then xl takes off his pants and he's technically much smaller than hc but PROPORTIONATELY--! hc: oh hm, i see why u were worried ^^;;

hyena!omegaverse alpha/alpha hualesbians. Xie Lian goes against social norms and loves subbing

[I tried to come up with ideas for fills for a bunch of prompts: CW is a bunch of kinks + TGCF spoilers; specific kinks include guilt, wound fucking, war mention, extreme penetration, and Frankenstein penis] I started writing this as a reply and then I was like "hmm... better post it as a […]

Hallo. I've written a little thingy for #drunkxixi2025 to combine both of today's prompts – "Drunken First Kiss" and "Sorry, Wrong Bed!".

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@crownlessagain.bsky.social what about hualian using sword training as foreplay. They always do this. Every time they train. Yin Yu is tired of accidentally stepping on them doing their weird little flirts

More ShroomLian for your entertainment. Remember he is a tiny baby, so handle with care <3

One thing about me is I will always eat up a bratty/demanding crown prince Xie Lian and a General/whatever Hua Cheng who is waaayy too polite/formal for XL's taste like HC: your highness, you shouldn't be seen with me, I'm not worthy- XL: San Lang I literally want you to pick me up and-*REDACTED*

[Cervix penetration, piss kink] I think Hua Cheng should pee into Xie Lian’s womb until he looks pregnant

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4. What is That? freaky genitals + "monsters" [ nsfw: very explicitly lemon, xenobio, tentacles, "not made for this", "making it fit", merhua + human xl are exploring each other, merhua never got mer sex ed, or human, past implied attempted cannibalism ] based off this au: bsky.app/profile/spff...

ALSO HELLO I HAD TO,,, SCRIBBLE SOMETHING FOR THIS AAAA