#KnifesCoffinAU It was cold underground. There were reasons some people built their homes into the earth in warm places, the burning sun kept at bay by layers of thick dirt. His experience was similar, though compounded by blood loss and fever, he supposed.

[Suggestive but not very, Hualian] Hualian in this one fic are using the traffic light safeword system (green, yellow, red), like in real life, and it made me think, what colors would canonverse Hualian come up with in *their* cultural and personal context if they were coming up with this on […]

[Adventures in navigating the internet through text, silly] ":emoji_14" Wow. How helpful - 🦋

@plantbonesnsfw.bsky.social I wonder what gay ship Xie Lian would be into, other than his own - 🦋

[Fictional PDA] I enjoy thinking about Hualian terrorizing all their friends (especially Yin Yu) by kissing everywhere Hua Cheng is the cause of most of this - 🦋

Xie Lian's cultivation would, if it were modern era, forbid opening fandom social media around other (non-fandom, IRL, physically there) people, because it's basically gambling - 🦋

aaahhhh my keychains from @merniumdraws.bsky.social arrived so quickly i wasnt expecting them and didn't know what the package was until i opened it!! they're so precious in person 🥹

GUUUUOOOOOOOSSSHHHIIIIIIIIIIIII AND HOODIE GEGE 😭😭😭 I TEARED UPPPP THANK YOU @merniumdraws.bsky.social

Oh that’s right! I got the green light from my partner. I can create his mastodon account! I’ve been trying to get him in here ever since I joined and saw how wonderful a place this is. I’m sure he is gonna love it too! But he is too busy with work to do anything about it, so he asked me to do […]

[Hualian, sexual attraction] There's a fic somewhere about Hua Cheng being able to sense lust (and other vices), as one of the skills he developed for running Ghost City (we didn't get through the fic, it's the wrong dynamic for us), and I think it would be *such* a good setup for flustered […]

Guys I think AU HC needs to be blanket burritoed by gege and carried around the apartment he deserves it

[Hualian foreplay] Hua Cheng begs and pleads for weeks and promises to wear his least expensive robes for it and Xie Lian *finally* agrees to do a sexy sparring match where they gradually slice off each other's clothes - 🦋

[Fictional sex, Hualian] I'm thinking about the touch-averse Hua Cheng AU and how they might still go about having sex A scene reminiscent of the one in the Gambler's Den with the dice game, where Hua Cheng talks Xie Lian through jerking himself off Hua Cheng painting Xie Lian as he poses […]

Hua Cheng who likes sleeping on top of things like pillows and blankets and put his whole weight. Xie Lian who likes to sleep surrounded by heavy blankets and soft pillows that keep him pinned down. Hualian having the most intense cuddle session of their lives.

[Tracking devices, fiction, minor surgery mention?] Inspired by a conversation about IRL straight people: Hualian in a modern AU exchanging tracking devices as a romantic thing Feng Xin and Mu Qing having a joint meltdown about it I think it's extra hot if they embed them in their skin. - 🦋

Xie Lian discovering Paradise Manor's second library, which is full of self-insert fanfiction Fortunately, he can't read any of it. - 🦋

Accidentally taken out of the immersion of a fic (one of the cool ones that use a creator style, with the premise of a fic within a fic) because I know from experience approximately how many characters can fit into an AO3 additional tag, and it's not that many - 🦋

Feminizing Xie Lian is a contest and I'm winning - 🦋

[Omegaverse, consensual "bitching", cum, Hualian] Xie Lian who presented alpha eight hundred years ago, who has been living as a beta thanks to his cultivation method, and who learns post-canon or during canon that he really, really wants to be an omega (only partially related to Hua Cheng) […]

I should write Hualian with self-indulgent gender/body configurations more often 🫶 - 🦋

[Hualian kink fic] https://archiveofourown.org/works/87176076 I may have successfully invented a new kink. I don't know how to describe it. It involves dice, Hualian, enthusiastic consent as a focus, and clones - 🦋

Brb, inventing a new kink (I'm writing a Hualian fic, and hoping I don't get too embarrassed to post it!) - 🦋

[Fictional sex, Hualian, asexuality, sex mishaps, light angst, somno, cock warming] @transfemwulian the cuteness aggression Hua Cheng will experience for that would be enough to bring him over the edge lol

Thinkin about Hualian snuggles again 🤧

@crownlessagain.bsky.social (imagine a little length of braided string in his bag of memorial knicknacks, faded red and blue the closest he could get to the shades of pink and blue that he wants to see again)

[mentioned transphobia, fiction] #knifescoffinau thought prompted by https://bsky.app/profile/crownlessagain.bsky.social/post/3motigaaoh22c I feel like Xie "I can't get erect" Lian would be the type to divert attention onto himself if someone's transphobic, the type to say something like the […]

[Fictional sex, Hualian, asexuality, sex mishaps, light angst] @transfemwulian I am laughing so hard right now. Just like sparring, Xie Lian can't help but try to win, which I think means that Hua Cheng gets more orgasms (and closer together) than he expected

@transfemwulian oof, Xie Lian would be buried in so many soft and fine textured things to "make up" for Hua Cheng not wanting to touch/cuddle/kiss/etc. The red string is somehow Even More Meaningful than canon here

[Fictional sex, Hualian, asexuality, sex mishaps, light angst] What if Xie Lian was asexual and low libido Crucially, though, he's still canon levels of insane (complimentary) about Hua Cheng, and *Hua Cheng* is attracted to him like normal. They totally still have sex sometimes. I just think […]

What if Hua Cheng *was* touch-averse - 🍁

#KnifesCoffinAU [Unintentional misgendering, depression, depersonalization, mild suicidal ideation, dysphoria, sad boy HC] It wasn't even a particularly bad day, which honestly somehow made it all worse, because *why* couldn't he just take his brain out and throw it into the washing machine

I think Hua Cheng should use his umbrella as a bludgeoning weapon more

An idea for a Hualian fic: Xie Lian assumes Hua Cheng is polyamorous, based on him having a beloved and also flirting with Xie Lian (Xie Lian doesn't think he's noble/gracious/etc., but Hua Cheng *does* keep kissing him, so therefore...) I think he should assume that He Xuan and/or Yin Yu are […]

[shicest, horny] shi wudu should be mean to sqx's clit while he teases her for liking this kind of stuff :blobcatmelt:

His block list is a mile long

Oh my god, I just imagined Hua Cheng's reaction to others' fanworks in any AU where Xie Lian is a fictional character with a fandom. Peerless Cucumber 2.0 - 🪸

https://archiveofourown.org/works/87096656 This fic is so fun. Important tags: Xie Lian's disregard for his own health, identity reveal, Hua Cheng's butterflies T, 9,250 words - 🪸

Reading a fic and a place Hualian (M/M) are staying at for a while is called "Baihe Bank" Yes of *course* I've been writing mental fanfic-of-fanfic about them transitioning - 🪸

Hualian fics are a surprisingly effective way to learn Chinese words, though not very efficient in terms of words per fic - 🪸

[Negative] Tumblr tab closed. I *cannot* handle all the serious real life posts that are impossible to mute. Hopefully I can stay away, lmao - 🪸

Someone in the SVSSS fandom named their Bingqiu daughter OC "Bailian" (go them), resulting in them referring to a "Bailian fic", and let me tell you, I was so confused for like a whole minute. WHERE is my toxic yaoi 😆 - 🪸

#KnifesCoffinAU (Conversation between me > and @apprendere.bsky.social >> edited for readability) > All this disabled hualian talk has me thinking about high pain days where HC gets home from work feeling like his muscles and joints are on fire and he's exhausted and grumpy and overstimulated bc

[Different AU where Hualian are both wheelchair users, ableism from Mu Qing and Feng Xin, Xie Lian solving problems with mild violence, very self indulgent] As Xie Lian's mouth gapes open, staring in horror at his old friends, Hua Cheng laughs under his breath. It's a light, scornful laugh, one […]

Sometimes I see a tag on a fic that's like "it's almost funny how much I should Not read this" - 🪸

Today I came up with a power chair user Hua Cheng AU, with help, and then wrote and posted a ficlet about it: https://archiveofourown.org/works/87040051 I don't think it's very *good* but I did have fun - 🪸

[Suggestive, Hualian] Part time power wheelchair user Hua Cheng who is *really, really horny* about manual wheelchair user Xie Lian's biceps - 🪸

Hualian comparing tdicks - 🪸

Modern AU! #tgcf #hualian #mern.draws

[Fic promo, rated E, Hualian] https://archiveofourown.org/works/87014771 Title: Xie Lian Fucks AU Summary: Hua Cheng gets a very nice surprise after following Xie Lian home from the ox cart. Xie Lian also gets a surprise. Tags include: Top Xie Lian/Bottom Hua Cheng, soggy pathetic […]

[nsfw, bingqiu, nosebleed, masochism] Luo Binghe happily going so hard giving head to Shen Qingqiu that he breaks his nose And then he just keeps going though the nosebleed