the disrespect

Saw a picture of cave painting horses so I have the quote in my head again. "Taint what a horse looks like, it’s what a horse be." - Terry Pratchett

[nsfw, bingqiu, dry humping, dirty talk] Dinner was delicious, but now is done. Shen Qingqiu leans into Luo Binghe's side only until his husband hauls him to sit in his lap. Shen Qingqiu's legs sprawl, ungainly and unbalanced until they part and rest on the floor on either side of his husband's […]

[nsfw, #mothualian, xenobio, implied bottom Hua Cheng] Hua Cheng grinding on Xie Lian's thighs when his sockets are still sore from last night. The friction on them makes the ache so sharp it's almost pain. He tucks his face into Xie Lian's fluff and grinds harder.

I barely manage to focus on a non-game task all day and then the flow state kicks in when thinking up prompts for hualian happy hour? Please brain. I have slides due by 5 am tomorrow, and then a whole presentation on Tuesday

exploring ghost city <3 #hualian #tgcf

-- The Hualian Happy Hour 3 prompts posted on Mon / Wed / Fri / Sat at 8PM CST. All art, writing, etc. is allowed. NSFW 🔞 allowed with appropriate labels. Prompt Tag: #HHHprompts Creations Tag: #hualianHappyHour Please open this thread for more in-depth information!

LECTURE SKETCHES TIME 😀👍 Flower Prince Xie Lian and Moth Hua Cheng brought to you by the wonderful brain of @spffnity.bsky.social :D I was….totally paying attention and not thinking moths during school. I am a very good student. yes. #hualian #xielian #huacheng

Here's the thread where you can read the new tgcf extra that I translated! You can access it without contacting me, just read all the rules and you will know how to open it! 💕 If you contact me to ask for this I will either link you this post or block you […] [Original post on blorbo.social]

[food] Toad in the hole

[nsfw, bingqiu, bottom Luo Binghe] I think Shen Qingqiu should do some calligraphy on Luo Binghe's ass before taking him from behind. He doesn't think about how the non-waterproof ink will transfer until they're done and Luo Binghe rolls over, looks at his hips, and is ready to go again […]

[Su Xiyan/Tianlang-jun/Mu Qingfang, gore mention, childbirth mention] Su Xiyan/Tianlang-jun/Mu Qingfang where head disciple Mu finds Su Xiyan suffering under poison, and saves her (and the baby) only to discover in getting home that his sect just got done helping seal away an innocent man. He […]

Bingqiu canon alteration. A cultivator's sword is part of their soul. Zheng Yang breaks, but is still Luo Binghe's blade, with him whatever times he manages to clear his mind and meditate. Zheng Yang IS Luo Binghe, and it hears every word Shen Qingqiu says at the sword mound #ficthesis

If the power does go out here over the cold days, I will be building a nest of blankets and pillows and thinking of omegaverse tropes while I do so. We are primates. Famously, we and all our closest relatives build nests

bingqiu post abyss truth serum divergence where Luo Binghe does NOT want to hear the truth because he's pretty convinced that Shen Qingqiu actually hates him and gets visibly (to Shen Qingqiu) scared on learning that someone else dosed his Shizun with it. He can't leave Shen Qingqiu vulnerable […]

Prof asked everyone to use google colab for ease of grading, but said pdfs from other sources are acceptable. If not for the group projects I would run straight to Jupyter notebooks. I am, however , not confident that I can convince people who don't know me yet to do group work without cloud […]

I need to grab my drawings and stuff that was stored under app folders and didn't transfer to the new phone properly. Then I can try installing graphene OS on the old one

I do not need more animation ideas please and thank. Anyway, OK Go's "the writing's on the wall" as a bingqiu duet

Gee I sure am glad I already know the difference between generative and analytical AI because this person who's supposed to be teaching and talking about data science sure skimmed right past it

What if Xie Lian asked Hua Cheng if there was any way to track down an old ghost's ashes? After they've started to grow close, after Xie Lian has begun to feel guilty about Hua Cheng's admiration while unknowing of his atrocities, Xie Lian might ask. Hua Cheng hesitates strangely, why does gege […]

So online order and curbside pickup was good for the executive function and energy to make food after putting everything away last time, but on the other hand, almost every item was in its own individual plastic grocery bag >:( So I don't know if I want to do that again.

Resisting the urge to feel guilty about not interacting with people more

Some Wu Ming sketches for @spffnity.bsky.social based on mini WM au I think every time I don’t know what to draw I’ll look at your aus and take from there lol Hopefully next time they’ll be better :d

Me writing: is this repetition too heavy handed? Me: *remembers that speechwriter advice that you should repeat a point at least 6 times if you want to make sure the audience remembers it* Me: nah, this is fine.

I think i would have enjoyed this fic a lot more if it was just called hetswap instead omegaverse :(

a little guy

screAMING the way i couldn't even find this again aaaaaAAA ALSO I FORGOT THE WHOSE EGG IS WHOSE PRETEND ITS ON THE BACK!!!!!!

oh no i just laughed so hard i made myself light headed

Ficlet posted to Ao3! 674 words of PIDW Luo Binghe coming to accord with PIDW Mobei-jun physically with a language barrier in the way. Rated M https://archiveofourown.org/works/77904436

Distracted from posting this ficlet (https://blorbo.social/@apprendere/115917842144536109) to Ao3 by original Luo Binghe/Mo Xuanyu popping up in suggested tags

#tgcf #wulian

Homestuck troll quadrants for mxtx books go: - Shi Qingxuan auspistizing Shi Wudu and He Xuan - Early canon Xie Lian wondering if Hua Cheng has black crushes on Feng Xin and Mu Qing - Luo Binghe cycling rapidly through all the quadrants trying to figure out what sort of relationship Shen […]

i love the tgcf bsky community its rly the vibes of that tiktok audio thats like girl: are you seriously watching porn all by yourself? Nerd: no, im with the science team !! *team of like 20 ppl cheering enthusiastically*

happy fox #tgcf

Checking on people's blorbo thoughts as moral support for having to go clothes shopping 🥺

There's backstory, but I'd rather post this without writing for 15 minutes and just complain about photographing glass. I engraved this for someone and now I have it myself.

how’d he get in there…

Shen Yuan transmigrates into a female body and ping pongs between thinking of himself as "I'm still a man but I'm not gay" and "of course a woman like me-in-this-body wouldn't be attracted to all these objectively gorgeous future wives of Luo Binghe because that would be gay"

Genderswap Su Xiyan/Tianlang-jun but Su Xiyan is still the one who gets pregnant due to porn world shenanigans 😌

[ #.debdoot ]

Omegaverse hualian with something about mates having their cycles synchronize. Hualian doesn't do it because that way they get double the horny hormone cycles per year

Modern AU Hua Cheng with the shiniest fanciest silver ring splints.

really old art that feels relevant again #.debdoot

I love calipers

I look at 1 (one) homestuck fic and suddenly the word "fuckass" is back in my stream of thought. I haven't even seen it in the fic yet.

eh! have more! [ #.debdoot | ##mothualian | ##cybermoths ]

You know that Bambi quote? Yeah. I had a vision.

Let's smash animal transformation and macro/micro together. In an attempt to turn Xie Lian,XJun Wu cursed him into butterfly form and he has to drink from a flower that's been grown for him to break it, but no one else knows that. Enter fafa stage left.

hope my fellow bottomhua enthusiasts are looking forward to the next ASM update, cause I'm working hard on it 💪 #ASMvn

LOST MY MIND FOR MEGAFAUNA MER HUA CHENG AND SCRIBBLED THIS OUT #sao.art