1980

all these diversions on swimfans have been extremely fun, but i cannot wait to get back into erotic thrillers

i miss square shaped avatars

@cdeampersand.bsky.social @addark.bsky.social x is megaman, right? he’s the same robot but older and upgraded and in the future?

i thought this album was called “cross” or “†”

s/o to wearing layers because it’s cold out. changing the mtf meta completely.

update: they took these down

i would have simply escaped the wicker man. it’s just sticks.

This week on Swimfans: Bloodbath, we yap about folk horror, the basic human joys of music and masks, and mount an oddly passionate defense of forest cults in 1973’s THE WICKER MAN! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans

Smirnoff ad from 1972, featuring a recipe for the Vampire Gimlet. Which is just a Vodka Gimlet with a black olive added. I don't drink, but as an eater of olives and a child of darkness, I still fully endorse this.

i’m done being tall. manifesting being short now.

i bet you could teach a really smart bird how to convert video files using 'handbrake'

she’s having fun. she’s making friends.

i’m going crazy!!! reopen the schools!!!!!!!!

dust! it was dust!!

craig saying that “nowhere fast” is worse than a paula abdul song did immense psychic damage to me

Here’s Kaleb Horton on the fucking Entourage movie. web.archive.org/web/20150605...

woah i just saw conan obrien he was walking in front of me but slowly so i passed him and he saw me looking at him and he said “hey” i said “hi!” and kept walking.

"starting nofap in 1/2 months"

🌟 DASHCON 3 INFO 😀 - Yes, there will be a ball pit! - The Superwholock panel has been moved from Saturday to Sunday - All attendees are forbidden from defaming the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, the Saudi royal family, legal system, government, or any religion, religious figure, or religious practice

ai nostalgia death slop video about being in your early 30s at the myrtle-washington jmz stop

mst3k youtube channel started using ai thumbnails

i remember when i was a kid watching a lot of vh1 retrospective programming, questioning if we really needed to culturally remember the ford pinto’s bad gas tank placement. now when i think about those loud sun chip bags from the early 2010s i get a flood of dopamine.

i miss dial m for menchi

RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

need this on a shirt

🩸Bloodbath 2025 is nigh! Join us for another October of spooks and scares.🩸

now were fucking cooking. let's get into that real nitty gritty. we had enough sonic games with running and racing it's time to see the government compliance board for disability standards run by funny talking animals.

had a dream I was on the set of a Bruce Willis (technically bruno) music video for his new cover of “walk the dinosaur” where everyone in the video had extremely cheesy looking stretchy cgi limbs and they would flail them around like those sticky hands you get at the dentist.

I can't explain why but this gengar is trans.

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Sam, this is Bank Spendman. You can use your credit card at Burger King to get that Whopper you're craving.

i feel like i was tricked into watching that jimmy kimmel monologue

i’m on heroes three this week, pretending to know anything about hong kong cinema!

kind of a steal tbh

“here comes the feeling” is an INCREDIBLE tagline

what the fuck is wrong with my goddamn computer! i reinstalled windows, i replaced my power supply! i’ve reseated my ram/gpu! i’ve ran like 5 different system diagnostics checks! i don’t think the cpu is overheating! after switching to the nas, the only storage is 1 nvme drive! is that it?

STORMBRINGER (1977) Acrylic on Masonite - 30" x 20" I remember trying to get in the mood of painting for the last time the albino sorcerer king, Elric. I took a clothes rail out of a closet for my sword and ran around outside slashing at weeds and lunging at the breeze. 1/5

taking my old grandad out onto the f-zero course in his wheelchair and running along the bit that repairs the cars and seeing if it makes him better

an entire generation and everyone coming up after them have essentially been making pirate tv stations for each other on repurposed video game streaming websites for like about a decade now. if we had the money that demonic old baby boomers have poured into nasty jesus creeps you would be astonished

i see that many of you are dealing with the Agonies of Making to which i say: it is a lot of energy to create but it is worth it

2025: we’re going to war for the honor of The Man Show guy

Switching gears, we return to our grand tradition of our annual Choose Your Own Adventure episode and look at three more movies swimming in THE MATRIX’s wake: ULTRAVIOLET (2006), AEON FLUX (2005) and BLOODRAYNE (2005)! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans

i can’t think of the name of the horror film that starts at a drive in with a girl being stalked but then it turns into a hair metal video and it’s just something the actual cast is watching on tv and has nothing to do with the rest of the movie. it’s driving me crazy.

just an awful time to be alive lmao

as a michigander but also as a person who lives on the internet: this shit sucks. dont let this stand

between accidentally coming out on 9/11 and the death of robert redford, this one has a weird psychic charge to it

Chicagoomfs come to the show Saturday if you want 2 hear this on a big ass floor to ceiling sound system

a quality night friend