one day i’m actually gonna play and beat ys ii you’ll see! you’ll all see!!!!

i wish i was at magfest

hi

We have made it to the year 2026, the setting for the Giorgio Moroder version of Metropolis.

wow, what a decrease

anyone want to sell me some ddr4 ram?

TODD & AARON GAME AWARDS 2025 ARE HERE BABY HAHAHAHA GAME OF THE YEAR CALL OF DUTY BLOPS 7 (WHAT A GREAT RPG) WORST GAME OF THE YEAR: CLAIR OBSCUR EXPEDITION 33 (WTF WAS THAT.... FRENCH?? RUGRATS IN PARIS WAS BETTER) GO WATCH ON YOUTUBE WE NAILED IT LMAO youtu.be/Iz_uL6zoX8I?...

I think about this a lot

im playing elden ring

@cdeampersand.bsky.social what’s your favorite song on Damn Skippy?

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

had a great, low key xmas

merry xmas to meeeee !

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

staying at my aunt’s place in the uws for xmas this year and decided to piss in my old bathroom for nostalgia reasons. i was immediately reminded that my “everything playlist” art was a photo of the bathroom tiles i took while pissing like 4 years ago. memories baby!!!!!!! MANHATTAN! DA BIG APPLE!!!

CLASSIC GEARSMAS VICTORY

BEST MOVIE OF 2025: FINAL DESTINATION BLOODLINES RUNNER UP: ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER WORST MOVIE OF 2025: Y2K (I KNOW IT CAME OUT IN DECEMBER 2024, I STAND BY IT) RUNNER UP: THE LOST CHAPTER YUKI’S REVENGE (I KNOW IT’S A TEN MINUTE FORTNITE VIDEO. IT WAS THE WORST THING IVE EVER SEEN. DONT @ ME)

i really ate with beef-a-industries i’m sorry if this post doesn’t make sense to you

Treat yourself today to this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydvU...

the ghoul-tide season is upon us

Happy holidays doves! Get tinseled the fuck up with us in the last Patreon ep of the year as we celebrate the Christmas season and talk about 1965’s A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS and 1966’s HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS! linktr.ee/swimfans patreon.com/swimfans

a 6’2 version of my mom sounds terrifying actually

music is pretty good

they should make a social media site entirely for pvp. unlimited editing of posts. auto-screenshotting with a single button click. a special file format for easy upload of discord logs. if you ever try to log off your dms are made public. every day they announce the exact number of fed accounts.

For sale: my idiot son Édouard’s gaming chair. Some merlot and brie stains. I’ve sent him to the Foreign Legion to die in combat.

so this was literally the best game plan they had for those files: expect anyone under the age of 50 to have passionate immovable reverence for the clinton administration

i bet charlie brown got buried in pauper’s grave

i know very little about the company anbernic, but i doubt they have much invested in military drone technology.

i finally beat link’s awakening! we woke up!

is calling your friends GOATs highkey unc? 60 minutes investigates

bleak day

we all saw your secret wikipedia wrapped and everyone thought it was weird how often you looked up those clinical sex act illustrations

Same way I found out about Epstein

officer, i was trying to be cute

there should be a day dedicated to just AFAB enbys. they are society’s truest heroes.

“it looks like you.”

i thought i had beaten jsrf but i think i just watched josh beat it like 15 years ago. anyway i finally beat it myself last night. the last few hours are rough!!!

tried emulating child of eden and the firs level worked fine but the second level crashed my tv. literally hard reset the tv itself. i’ve never seen that happen??

ok. hear me out…

1986

after going to the aquarium this past weekend and somberly watching a 12 year old 720p playthrough, i am thinking deeply about child of eden again