This might be what convinces me to set up a reddit account

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

You guys are sure this is the future of programming, right? 😕

Women are lagging behind on going bankrupt on DraftKings, drinking themselves to death, and fist-fighting anyone who looks at them funny on the subway but they can catch up.

I saw these kinds of things happen in code before. The basic logic seems correct but when you zoom out it's nonsense. It's even worse when it works and passes a test

This is some extremely interesting nonsense

This is where I want to be in September BTW

JavaScript addition using the new and upcoming Math.sumPrecise(): ❌ 1 + 0.1 - 1 = 0.10000000000000009 ✅ Math.sumPrecise([1,.1,-1]) = 0.1 ❌ 1e20 + 0.1 - 1e20 = 0 ✅ Math.sumPrecise([1e20,.1,-1e20]) = 0.1 ❌ 0.1 + 0.2 = 0.30000000000000004 ❌ Math.sumPrecise([.1,.2]) = 0.30000000000000004

🎉 We're excited to share that Socket is one of the initial recipients of OpenAI's Cybersecurity Grant Program, alongside Semgrep, Calif, and Trail of Bits. More on how we're putting frontier models to work defending open source → socket.dev/blog/openai-...

Btw... Stay tuned for some possibly NodeConf EU shaped news very soon....

There are only two bug classes left: complexity and memory safety. CurveBall (CVE-2020-0601)? Complexity. BigSig (CVE-2021-43527)? Memory safety. Log4Shell (CVE-2021-44228)? Complexity. BlueKeep (CVE-2019-0708)? Memory safety. Heartbleed looks like memory safety, but it's actually complexity.

Last month, the EU Council wanted to push through voluntary scanning. But they failed! 🎉 However, the trilogue discussions on Chat Control 2.0 start this Thursday. But #ChatControl is a Trojan Horse for citizens and businesses in Europe.

Are the used shoes increasing in value as a result too?

this is a really dumb story that I'm sure I will see 50 times today. company goes out of business, sells its IP for $1, sells its warehouse space for $2. this is what their stock "exploding" looks like

What I'm really looking for in an AI datacenter is something light and breathable using natural fabrics.

GitHub leaked webhook secrets for many repos for *months* in 2025 and again in January 2026. Then only notified some of us today, in April. But hey at least Copilot is integrated into GitHub and Windows 11! 🤡 show

So we're back to security through obscurity? Sorry, but this is wrong. Our OSS apps and libs will be more secure thanks to the new models, not less. They are being released to researchers responsibly. Let's help maintainers avoid burnout. Let's fund them. Let's welcome more eyes checking our code.

Sci-fi short story. And the award goes to: this anonymous kid

Still thinking about this note I found in the children’s section of the public library when I worked there back in 2018. This kid tried to warn us…

Socket’s Threat Research Team identified a campaign of 108 Chrome extensions tied to a shared C2 infrastructure. The extensions harvest Google identities, steal Telegram sessions, inject ads, and include browser backdoors. ~20K installs across the Chrome Web Store. socket.dev/blog/108-chr...

RFC: I have a new proposal to add new vm Module primitives and a SourceTextModuleLoader API to bring the `--experimental-vm-modules` out of experiments! github.com/nodejs/node/...

This React -> Web Components post by the MDN team touches on challenges and solutions I've seen dozens of times over frontend's lost decade. Kudos to them for the improvements in performance, and the bravery to tell the story in an unvarnished way: developer.mozilla.org/en-US/blog/m...

about to fly to london for @cityjsconf.bsky.social. you should come! unless you don't write javascript for a living in which case you probably shouldn't anyway here's a 20% off link ti.to/cityjsconf-l...

The victory of the opposition in Hungary yesterday, like the Polish election in 2023, is a victory for democracy, not just in Europe but around the world.

Reminder that by using Codex, you're funding this.

GitHub Actions is like gambling but if the dopamine hit didn't exist

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

Axios supply chain attack reaches OpenAI’s macOS signing pipeline, forcing certificate rotation. No evidence of compromise, but this shows how far a hijacked dependency can travel. socket.dev/blog/axios-s...

🇭🇺 Yesterday, tens of thousands of Hungarians turned out for opposition campaign rallies across #Hungary. They chanted, Russians, go home.

I'm working on a feature called package maps for Node.js - it's leveraging everything I learned about package resolution these past six years, in a design that's both simple and flexible enough to be backward compatible with existing installs. I'm very excited about this! github.com/nodejs/node/...

pnpmx confirmed. such a nice afternoon shared with @kochan.io. i wasn't aware how much better @pnpm.io 11 will be, both performance and security wise. bullish on pnpm setting once more a higher bar for our package manager needs.

GitHub was feeling generous with dashes for my list today :D

I'm turning 40 soon and this is entirely correct

Goosonomics (noun) 🪿 A hypocritical corporate strategy of extracting immense financial value from unpaid, open-source labor, only to later declare OSS "dead" or untrustworthy to justify forking, rebuilding, and rebundling that exact same software as a premium, "safe" product.

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When working with computers we frequently find these cool little tidbits/tricks/tips we could share. They are too small to make a full article, but they are likely the right size for Paged Out! magazine, where each article is just 1 page 😎 CFP deadline for Issue #9: 30th April'26

Attackers are impersonating a @linuxfoundation.org leader in Slack to target #opensource developers with a multi-stage attack that ends in malware delivery. @openssf.org issued a high-severity advisory. More details and screenshots of the lure: socket.dev/blog/attacke... #infosec

North Korean IT Workers Org structure and stuff just leaked because password==123456 (gotta go to that site to read tho) x.com/zachxbt/stat... direct link to org chart research: investigation.io/dprk-itw-bre... pass: 123456 😂

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

In Korea, when the president declared martial law after midnight and erected barricades in Seoul, congressional reps from all parties ran into the streets, yanked ak47s from the army at the barricades, broke down the locked door to Congress, repealed the martial law order, and arrested the president

this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

It's really sad to see the @developer.chrome.com account pumping out AI-style replies that don't really make sense. These accounts used to be run by DevRel. Now they're run by marketing. bsky.app/profile/deve... bsky.app/profile/deve... bsky.app/profile/deve...

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

This is the face of a lunar scientist who has just been told that the #Artemis II crew saw SEVERAL impact flashes (the flashes when meteors hit the lunar surface) in real time 😃 🌓💥

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Partial blame to Microsoft and Zoom for normalizing the need to install new software just to make video calls, despite browsers being perfectly capable. They make it extra hard to even find the web-only links. simonwillison.net/2026/Apr/3/s...

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