A series-ending strikeout.

*banging fists on table in ancticipation of WS* DON'T GET SWEPT DON'T GET SWEPT DON'T GET SWEPT

Let’s fucking goooooo

Hoffman time

wowww they really lucked out with that one

a three run homer in the seventh inning of a deciding playoff game to give the jays a lead you say??

waiting to board a flight and a guy in line has a Burger King paper crown which is some kind of omen I think??

all of Toronto rn

Oh, sure, sure, and if she dumped cold mashed potatoes, you would've complained that they weren't cooked. I see how it is.

that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh

"Start spreading the news, bitches!"

might wear this to work tomorrow lol

Vladdy: "DAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE!"

I hope judge gets blamed for losing a series where he slashed like 550/800/1200 and the team gave up a million runs

throwing at the no8 hitter, get these fuckin losers outta here

the milkshake guy??

vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human

Vladdy my word

are they going to bother enforcing the automatic suspension on mikkola for staying in the game after being ejected?

So is the nhl just straight up ignoring the automatic suspension rule for staying in a game after you’ve been ejected??

“congratulations, you played yourself”

Yankees team is making history

The admiration, the bat flip, the zoom to Fried 🫡

gonna start booing yesavage groundouts for not being Ks

need the statcast on that hr because that’s gotta be like 500 feet

Make the call to the bullpen boone

Trey yesavage setting the franchise postseason record for strikeouts in 4 2/3 innings lmao

the Steelers are going to have the division wrapped by like week 11 lmao

The dreaded Javonte Williams-Jake Ferguson double stack strikes again

someone should be fining cineplex every time a movie doesn’t start at the time listed on the ticket

'inflation' disappeared like Keyser Söze as soon as the clock struck midnight on Jan 20th

fuuuuuuuck off

issue all of them a copy of bioshock

I used to love getting clothes at Old Noby in 2002

it sucks to see what he became but Dave Chappelle yelling “where is ja” is funny every time

we need a democratic senator who will go on tv and pretend Kentucky is exactly like justified

bro they are going on Fox and pretending Chicago is a warzone to line up the next target, you are a mark

what’s Ted Scott up to this time lol

“I wrote a really good post about this” is so funny

I have a very easy suggestion for people who don’t like the idea of getting a speeding ticket from a camera as to how they can avoid that outcome…

it’s an interesting concept that there are so many tech firms that seem to be experimenting on how far things can go before we get unabomber 2

am I missing something or weren’t his comments more about Kirk’s ghoul friends using his death as a political cudgel???

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Pretty good bit to be posting like this while jd Vance is doing laugh lines about hitting random boats with missiles

poor guy the jays are lighting up in the 7th on his mlb debut

“Irrational madness dominates American society” is a bar

Remake of Children of Men but it’s about a non-white family from another country trying to get home safely from a vacation to Florida’s Disney World