"And that's why I've today decided to dress as the greatest warrior of them all: Liberace"

The government is calling police on reporters who reach out for comments on stories. This is the amazing stuff we need them to do to fight back against Trump or something.

honestly just glad Canada didn’t go out saddest of the host countries lol

honestly great bit for the one American goal to be off a deflected free kick given for a dive

lmfao

Axel Witsel is still playing international football, huh

they keep cutting to poch on the bench as if he’s the one who got caught out 100 yards from his own goal for no apparent reason

Pausa de Humiliacion

has there ever been a man so effective at demolishing the vibe. historic scarer of the hoes

hydration break:

gotta say it doesn’t seem promising that Jeremy doku and romelu lukaku are coming ON up 3-1

The Brazil 7-1 thing was terrible but they're not as much of a soccer nation as we are. This is worse

“You don’t wish a moment like that on any goalkeeper” BROTHER I BEG TO DIFFER

lol and lmao

Seattle crowd incensed that pulisic didn’t win a free kick for kicking a Belgian player in the heel

Afghanistan, April 2004

this business of goalies falling down with the ball for no reason sucks ass

was there actually a deflection??

getting a bit concerned that losing a game like this would be a fitting end to this Belgian golden generation

mckennie was only about 3 business days late on that tackle

a couple more dives and deflected free kicks and the US might stand a chance at winning

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1.4 xG after 15 minutes??? wooooof

lmao at all the hands up asking for offsides, get better at defending you chuds

Hold on. Didn’t Balogun get a red card against Bosnia? Or am I misremembering

Btw where can I buy stock in 45 year old Ronaldo trying to play in the Portugal World Cup in four years

damn I love Mikel merino

damn I also have that many

On this occasion I do in fact have to support this kind of silliness

I'm sorry but all this post reveals is that even a liberal American can contain dangerous quantities of Trump particles.

did UEFA release a pissy statement about FIFA deciding to let Ronaldo play the World Cup despite his three game suspension??

they should play every World Cup at the azteca

this play by play guy knows there’s 30 mins left and England are down to 10 men, right??

English commentators talking about killing the game off, my guys if you think a 2 goal lead is safe with 10 men against Mexico at the Azteca….

no wonder the Mexican bench is furious at that

lmfao at the balogun thing, it was weak red but this is cartoonish corruption

If they’re going to use var this extensively I think you should have like 30 seconds to overturn the call on the field

idk about that offside

lmao idk if we need to do all this for a soft penalty man

Apt that he can only score when you can’t really defend yourself

oh boy penaldo gets a chance to strike again, I’m thrilled

if I were the Bosnian team I would simply try to score with my man advantage rather than committing silly fouls and confronting the referee

the concept of this being a collection of the best referees in the world is so funny, there have been like 5 “salty about it for the rest of time” bad calls already this week

look I’m here to laugh at US misfortune as much as anyone but if this is a straight red there are several teams who should’ve had multiple players sentenced to life in prison during this tournament

watched nirvanna the band the show the movie instead of the first half of US-Bosnia, 0 regrets incredible film

Germany was the sacrificial lamb to point to when they get accused

Belgium are not beating the fraud allegations

that is horrific to give that on review

that feels greasy

Glad Kane has been so good at Bayern, this would be fucking insufferable if he was still at sp*rs