ME: hey mr. tambourine man, play a song for me MAN: *tambourine noise* ME: great

I mean, they’re absolutely correct.

Well shit now I’m crying about “Life of a Spider” by Halsey again. They are also chronically ill and have had so many health problems and that song made me feel like they could see me. Like really see me. I wish there was a way for me to send them flowers or something.

Man...

I get LA now. It’s a lot less overwhelming when you have a guide.

Behind every great man is a great woman. She does that trick where she taps him on the opposite shoulder and he looks but there’s no one there. She got his ass

SAG-AFTRA Members Elect Sean Astin President and Michelle Hurd Secretary-Treasurer Read more: ow.ly/Qtix50WWaYA

VERY THIS. (I’m most upset about Matt Berry. Come on man, you know better.)

Oh that’s gonna be a monopoly I thought they couldn’t do that but here we are

On a parallel tangent, CGI peaked at Jurassic Park and Transformers and it’s all be downhill ever since

I slept through the night! I needed a win.

Re-watching Arcane still hits as hard as the first time. They ATE with those visuals + score

What is the opposite of Instagram face? Like where you have the face of someone from the early 1900s. Victorian face?

So listen I’m not about to spend $115 on a corset because we’re in a recession/the fire and brimstone end times, but BOY DO I WANT TO.

Touching grass is not enough I need to fly 1000 miles north while quacking nonstop with hundreds of other ducks

Here is a nice mushroom

In case y’all are wondering how I’m doing: I recently closed a production of Mary Poppins, where I played Winifred. I’m super proud of my work, especially the high notes. I got a back injury like four weeks ago and it is still raging war near my spine. Also went to the Ghost concert, INCREDIBLE.

Sonofabitch. Anyone with files relevant to an NDA can’t use it anymore.

Today is a 4 task day. 2 is preferred. Thank the gods my pain is low so I have a couple extra spoons 🥄

Are there ghosts in your blood or are you just happy to see me?

Me, who can’t read music, going from the score to the music staff app and back a thousand times

This film I’m doing in August is gonna be bonkers. I ❤️ absurdism

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Saliva and Judge & Jury deciding to cover Michael Jackson‘s ‘They Don’t Care About Us’ is the most bonkers decision. They are literally a pocketful of middle-aged white dudes. Like who approved this? I’m calling NATO.

It’s been a hell of a time lately, enjoy some pretty mushrooms 🍄‍🟫

Disney as a company sucks but AI as a menace sucks more

Happy Pride from me and my sunscreen ✌️

These corporations trying to find me in the rainbows this month 🌈 when they don’t know I’m lurking in the darkness 🌑

Happy Pride Month to all the homies and homos who need slow walkers to respectfully keep to the right of the sidewalk because I have SOMEWHERE TO BE

I was going to go to an event tonight, and I woke up from my nap, and my body looked at me and went “ bitch if you leave this house tonight, I swear to god…” Reader, she did not leave the house that evening.

I auditioned and went through callbacks for a musical theater role that I really wanted. I got it. It’s been nine whole years since I have done a musical. I’m really proud of myself, and I’m thrilled I get to sing again! 🎶

Your face ever sweat profusely for like an hour after you shower? Just me? Ok.

Season 2 episode 3 of Andor is a masterpiece. A wedding juxtaposed with an Empire raid? Techno music at a lavish reception while undocumented workers are being hunted in the wheat fields? Absolutely genius storytelling.

Let’s go pope

THIS FALL ON CBS, IT'S CHICAGO POPE

Da Pope

Whenever I trip and fall, I usually instinctively go into a tuck and roll and pop right back up. I wonder if in a past life, I was a cool fighter or something like that and in this life it’s the only thing I retained. Because I damn sure have never gotten into a fist fight in my life

Wouldst thou be so kind as to throw thine arse in a circle?

Got to listen to Bess read from her brilliant collection of poetry published by @sundresspub.bsky.social about her grandfather’s decline from Alzheimer’s, and her own health struggles. Authentic, striking, I highly recommend a read!

RIP to an incredible talent. ‘Deep Blue’ has stuck with me since I first heard it.

You ever cry because you’re so emotionally disregulated when someone doesn’t confirm plans? Just me? Ok cool cool cool

Oh hell yeah 🤘

It’s National Puppetry Day, and I am a little bummed out because when I started experiencing chronic pain from fibromyalgia, I realized I couldn’t physically do it anymore without hurting myself. One day I did a puppet show, and I was in bed for like two days afterwards. I retired soon after.

Every fight scene is 10x better when set to Ram Jam’s ‘Black Betty’. In this essay, I will…

What did Soulja Boy want us to tellem??

I’ve been SLEEPING on the Godzilla films, they are SICK as H E L L 🦖 Gimme big fighty monsters any day

I know when doctors write notes after an appointment, they put the way patients describe things in direct quotes. However, I can’t help feeling roasted when I see ‘ patient states that she’s having pain in her ankles because they are “small” ‘