Let me go check on these garbanzo beans. Lord have mercy

Ok bionic bitch. If ur still here then u should take your advice too

It's ok to not engage 😜

And I hope y'all don't really think I'm reading all these replies. I have a black woman's mental health to protect. Thanks ✌🏽

So much for people being able to have an intelligent discourse. Instead, we got people wishing death and hell. I'm sure your grandmother's are proud

Apparently everyone has intense feelings that need to be held with kid gloves. Can't say nothin bout that lady without 1000 people jumping straight to hell and wishing bad things on you when they don't even know your real name. Wow.

They are an unserious organization and will probably fumble this too

Now if I call Blue Ivy fast, y'all gon sting me like Thomas J. But why they keep dressing that girl up like she's not a minor

Ngl, I fucking hate this job smh

Translation: Ford, GM, and Stellantis are institutionally incapable of innovating, their dealer networks are a bunch of head-in-ass losers, and the only way to keep these falling Goliaths afloat is to make sure no American ever experiences the competition's products.

As someone with minimal makeup education, I just found out about Ami Colé But only because that Kardashian boot licker outed herself as a white man. Can we put her back in the corner from which she was dragged? I'm so over her "helpful" brand of negativity

Andre Drummond is shooting 400% on corner threes in this series.

Shame on you GMA, for giving that white lady a platform to cry on. 〽️

I rest my case

If Joker is so upset that McDaniels tried to score.. Then why doesn’t he just play better defense. Take your belt to ass whoopin like a man. Don’t get tough when it’s already over.

This is such an extra chromosome problem. Men are such babies. Them 2pts wasn't finna win the game.

two things I believe 100% about finding intelligent life in the universe 1) we won't 2) it's totally out there

Is there a man that DOESN'T mansplain every little thing?!?! 🙄

www.forbes.com/sites/janice... Emma Grede is just another Sheryl Sandberg: telling women to fight to exist in spaces they aren’t welcome, instead of engaging and supporting them to build their own tables. We are tired of being told to play by the rules of the patriarchy

Just learned some things about that Emma Grede lady. Her husband is rich (and white). He was the first investor in her company. She got nannies and staff and shit. Before you start feeling bad about WFH or feeling like you’re not working hard enough process that info above.

It's so sad to see so many of my favorite black women do interviews with E.G. It took me about 3 seconds to realize that lady is as toxic and detached as that facebook lady. Don't y'all bend over backwards for that grift. You'll run yourself exhausted.

I will never forgive you chickenheads for how much you ruined being able to shop for an outfit IN PERSON

It's good that the WNBA now pays their players like professionals

HYFR

Latson to LA?! Do they need her? Idk But I won't rest till bestie is drafted

I need an insider perspective on this draft

Not Cotie and Raven giving me 90s R&B chic #wnbadraft

I love Holly. Can we give it up for Madam Rowe? #wnbadraft

FINALLY #FLAUJAE

I love them and they deserve it all The W also needs a fraternization policy

Seeing WNBA players' salaries being quoted with M for millions warms my heart. They deserve it. #WNBA

Disney gets on my nerves The amusement tickets are crazy high The streaming is ridiculous Nothing stays logged in They are NOT the happiest people on earth

birkenstocks imply the existence of birkenbonds, birkenberkshire birkenhathaway and birkenwarren birkenbuffett

Literally this tho. Every time some pro-AI educators says we have to teach kids how to use this bc it's already out there, my response is that kids are doing underage drinking too and we aren't advocating for putting bar carts in the classroom.

A bright spot on the moon got named after one of the astronaut's late wife and you expect me to just sit here and be normal about it??? 😭😭😭

Michigan did warm-ups to Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield all tournament and turns out that was the secret weapon in the end www.instagram.com/reels/DWH9Gw...

shout out to 16 seed Howard, who scored more points on Michigan during the tournament than any other team they faced

Damn, somebody check on the citizens of Storrs #finalfour #marchmadness

Nevermind personal affiliations, it's actually quite disappointing that the @ncaa.bsky.social doesn't cap ticket resale values. Some of the prices I saw were completely ridiculous I'm sure the response is "something, something, profit off of kids, something." Idk, u tell me 🙊

“The Klan monument is run by slave labor” is a little too on the fucking nose

To morning ppl:

Are we ready to talk about how Lauryn always has to sing the same 4 songs for a reason? 🙈🙉🙊 Or would y'all rather discuss the fact that we know her mostly for her signing 🤷🏽‍♀️

I find it hilarious that these dolts hired experts, geniuses, and the very best people to build the tech that made it possible for the entire globe to see them for the ignorant, unintellecutal dimwits they truly are.

My problem is everytime I wanna get my hair braided I get hundreds of dollars in groceries and bullshit instead and keep putting it off 😭

My first thought after the game was literally that we need more women coaching women. Geno BEEN a legend, and after AAAALLLLL this time, found a way to remind us he's still just a man....

I'm not in the military. That's not my ministry, so adjust the language as needed... But PH and what appears to be the entire "DoW" strategy, is what happens when you let a soldier dress up and play general.

Happy Trans Day of Visibility!! We see you!!

Someone please explain why our entire fish sandwich fast food landscape is centered around how one group *cough cough catholics cough* eats during the spring Bc nobody wants a fish sandwich in May or October.

You’re not just refusing AI . No matter how good it sounds .. And that’s why folks get mad You’re CLAIMING your right to decide your life , that’s not passive It’s not a volley between sides And oddly enough a lot of people are doing it but our advocates don’t want to say that ? WHY?