Ladies room at my job flooded so we have to share a key to the buildings bathroom. Consider that good and taken/copied today once 4:30 hit

My sis is streaming right now if ya wanna give her a follow ☺️ www.twitch.tv/zombiegamelive

I had a back massage today and I can literally feel where he rubbed my shoulders. I couldn’t even out my damn purse strap on my shoulder

Have this weird feeling where it’s something I’m dreading in the back of my head but not focusing in on what it is exactly.

Credit cards in autopay make it so hard to swap out your cards I swear. They not tryna delete the one they been had on file, like sir it’s deactivated.

Someone tried to hack my Deb card so ofc it gets deactivated the day before I’m leaving town. Ughhhh. And I got bills on autopay. Setting up a digital card

It hurt my feeling a teeny tiny bit my sister barely answer my texts most of the time. Girl be busy though.

Update: Ima be at a convention with them Saturday so ima ask if he like a nickname or some 😭

My friend love putting me in group chats I just noticed it was with her mama too. Now what if I would’ve said some crazy. (Her mama is in fact crazier than me I got receipts) but still

My friend and her bf been living together two years and I’m ashamed to ask her again what his name is. We have a 700+ day streak mind you 😅

I washed my fanny pack I wore to Japan two years ago and been finding money in the dryer since. Thought I spent it all before I left the Tokyo airport

I’m very para social about grandma Willie on TikTok🥹😂 cause yes granny Sundays are for crock pots

Slept beside a mini trash bin but I survived lol

Ate questionable meat now I’m standing outside for a few minutes in case my stomach decides it’s my time

Finally 🔥🔥🔥

Wanted to comment on a guy color purple review but all it is is slut shaming suge😒

My rep. I made so many jokes about how he been in office 100 years now I feel bad 🥲

My fridge light went out now the whole freezer out. Maintenance better be here bright and early. Last thing I need smell of thawed meat 🥲 took baking soda and dehumidifier to get the smell out last time

Yall want us to suffer like our parents so bad 😭

I usually do, also it summer so I’m sometimes on a trip anyhow

And why everything fast paced 🫠

Looking for a job hard when you don’t wanna fucking work. And all the postings have 30 lines of job duties 🙃🙃

I hate how most of my friends take days to text back cuz now I’m thinking you somewhere dead.

Came home, prepped my dinner to nujabes and contemplating again why I shouldn’t quit my job.

I spent 6 hours slow cooking pot roast last night and don’t want any of the leftovers 🫠🫣 (at the moment)

I love my bf to death but her life decisions and opinions be stressing me

My problem is everytime I wanna get my hair braided I get hundreds of dollars in groceries and bullshit instead and keep putting it off 😭

Quote how you paint dark skin!

I don’t wanna nap but I can’t keep my eyes open. Just for a lil while ..

And if I say highlight of my day is going to the hair store and questioning things I see in the hair store

One think my family not gon do is tell me when someone pass. Just put the random funeral date in the group chat like we all check Facebook 🥲🥲

Whenever there’s pop culture discourse folks love to say “Did you vote👀” I saw a response said “In case you forgot, this particular demographic was not the problem at the polls.” 🤏🏾 cleared

Listening to Cleo Sol while working dangerous. Supposed to be talking to clients and now I’m just —

Almost Friday ✨🌒

When the bag juuuust big enough

New coworker is cool but she getting too comfy switching projects from my name to hers. Next week she in for a polite (rude) awakening.

The amount of people convinced fast food uses human flesh is concerning. Like do yall know how much kidneys cost? Be so forreal

Waiting to traumatize myself more tomorrow. Cause what you mean he been missing for monthssss🥲😭

This time change kicking my ass. Couldn’t sleep last night and now I’m drowsy af

It’s so hard picking a new laptop. I just wanna update resumes, write fanfic and maybe wfh some days 🥲

“Give yourself the love that you know you’re capable of giving to other people”

My refund came early, go put yall shoes on

My friend owe me $60 not they ducking my call 🙂

Lyft giving me 30% of rides but making all the rides all week $10 more than usual 😀

My niece and nephew ask why I don’t have a fridge full of snacks. I told them I meal prep and No kids live here full time 😗 auntie will DoorDash you something though.

I hate the fact I really am the one that starts and maintains conversations with everyone I know. Every single person. I think March will be a social break for me. Aside from TT streak cuz nad would kill me

Galentine was a success ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

As much yaoi and bl I’ve read in my life I refuse to learn which one uke and which seme idc