And why everything fast paced 🫠

Looking for a job hard when you don’t wanna fucking work. And all the postings have 30 lines of job duties 🙃🙃

I hate how most of my friends take days to text back cuz now I’m thinking you somewhere dead.

Came home, prepped my dinner to nujabes and contemplating again why I shouldn’t quit my job.

I spent 6 hours slow cooking pot roast last night and don’t want any of the leftovers 🫠🫣 (at the moment)

I love my bf to death but her life decisions and opinions be stressing me

My problem is everytime I wanna get my hair braided I get hundreds of dollars in groceries and bullshit instead and keep putting it off 😭

Quote how you paint dark skin!

I don’t wanna nap but I can’t keep my eyes open. Just for a lil while ..

And if I say highlight of my day is going to the hair store and questioning things I see in the hair store

One think my family not gon do is tell me when someone pass. Just put the random funeral date in the group chat like we all check Facebook 🥲🥲

Whenever there’s pop culture discourse folks love to say “Did you vote👀” I saw a response said “In case you forgot, this particular demographic was not the problem at the polls.” 🤏🏾 cleared

Listening to Cleo Sol while working dangerous. Supposed to be talking to clients and now I’m just —

Almost Friday ✨🌒

When the bag juuuust big enough

New coworker is cool but she getting too comfy switching projects from my name to hers. Next week she in for a polite (rude) awakening.

The amount of people convinced fast food uses human flesh is concerning. Like do yall know how much kidneys cost? Be so forreal

Waiting to traumatize myself more tomorrow. Cause what you mean he been missing for monthssss🥲😭

This time change kicking my ass. Couldn’t sleep last night and now I’m drowsy af

It’s so hard picking a new laptop. I just wanna update resumes, write fanfic and maybe wfh some days 🥲

“Give yourself the love that you know you’re capable of giving to other people”

My refund came early, go put yall shoes on

My friend owe me $60 not they ducking my call 🙂

Lyft giving me 30% of rides but making all the rides all week $10 more than usual 😀

My niece and nephew ask why I don’t have a fridge full of snacks. I told them I meal prep and No kids live here full time 😗 auntie will DoorDash you something though.

I hate the fact I really am the one that starts and maintains conversations with everyone I know. Every single person. I think March will be a social break for me. Aside from TT streak cuz nad would kill me

Galentine was a success ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

As much yaoi and bl I’ve read in my life I refuse to learn which one uke and which seme idc

My mood was going down and I realize it’s cuz I’m listening to Bon Iver while it’s raining. Let me

I need to lock in🫡 (I have 15 tabs of fanfics open and bookmarks I can’t start on till I finish these)

I have a coworker stay asking me a million questions and I realized I’m his very trusted adult. (We both grown)😅😂

All these senators pussy

Nothing more annoying than being at your job you hate and a recruiter reach out offering you a new role in that same field you hate

Whenever I get my brows freshly tinted and feel I look crazy I get the most compliments 😅

I’m so fucking tired of nelnet. Paid my student loans a day late cuz Friday payday obvs and they dropped my score. It even says balance 0 on trans union (appealing)

I had a dream I had my hair flat ironed with no heat protector and I can usually pinpoint the meanings behind my dreams but this one was just ghetto 😂

I got until I’m done watching the news story.

Idk why my high school classmates all adding me on ig. What type of hell algorithm is thissss

Literally me as a Georgian looking at these weather maps. Cuz my pantry empty af

A lot of people mental health is dependent on if A03 is down for maintenance or not. 😂

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“How’s your new year going?” Me:

Sharing a friend’s mutual aid 💕 www.paypal.com/biz/profile/...

I hate when you can feel someone having a convo with you and you know they working they way to ask for money. Like if I say I’m prepping tax documents I’m clearly eating saltines and ice 😂

Accepting I have a cold coming and looking up all the remedies on Xiaohongshu