They could have made this map any color.

YOGURT IS USING BEEMIS AS A STEP-STOOL TO GET TO MY WATER

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It takes a special skill to haul 17kg of luggage into 12kg carry on allowance

“What skills do you possess that make you qualified for this job” Me:

Caught a handsome fella, he has teeths

Been taking my 3ds outside to read, 10/10

How do you skillfully shutdown the type of person who essentially “quizzes” you, as if trying to determine if you know your shit, hence deserve to be seen as an “equal”. Hate talking to these types, feels belittling

Using chopsticks with chips>>>>>

Should be criminal we stopped developing the 3d tech that was used on 3ds. I have been not so mildly obsessed with mine. Checking out Fire Emblem & Monster Hunter

I’m dating Hatsune Miku in my best friend’s Tomodachi Life, if you wanted to know how it’s going

I love it when birds

I should do more collages, one of my favorite self expressions is positioning stickers in a specific way. But right now I only get to do it once a year or two, every time I start a new sketchbook

I can’t believe at some point I thought I was into men

Ah I still remember when tech conferences or geek meetups were hopeful & uplifting about the future. I doubt we will be lucky to see that again with how things are going, without major changes to societal systems(*cough* guillotines)

Never having appetite or executive function does make it a helluva lot difficult to regularly feed myself. So it feels like a big achievement that I’m managing to do it twice a day now 🫡 Won’t lie, once a day was easier but my body was mainly using anxiety & sugar for energy which wasn’t pleasant

In denial that sexual or romantic attraction exists, idk sounds fake

Have you ever seen a snail eating flower petals?

Also one of my hobbies is now urbex, explored 15 places ☺️ Somehow this is where I see the most snakes too, so a win-win

Recalling how I was casually called “selfish” during an interview I shared a story where I wrote a Team Agreement Document, putting together all the unspoken team rules. Because I had to discover these things the hard way, through mistakes. So that new engineers didn’t suffer the same fate

Frog

Ooo Tasmania counts towards 88 days which seems to be perfectly aligned for where I wanted to travel for for a longer period of time

I hate traditional gender roles so much

Latest art

I refuse to let this cruel world destroy my whimsy or break my spirit.

Don't know about Twitter, but this is my favorite Tumblr post

Baby

Man I love milk, so happy to not be lactose intolerant. Sometimes my brain glitches and I can drink an entire gallon+ in one day

Do I know any Aussie engineers? 👀

Sometimes carrying a 2kg camera pays off! Look at those HD scales 😍

AOC: Companies like Palantir are mining endlessly the data and privacy of the American people—keeping track of everything that they say and do. And sending it to a militarized government. 

Hire Phil! I have personally had the pleasure of working with him, and he’s the absolute best. Top notch devrel, educator, speaker, due to his background in standup, a top notch MC for conferences. And he has a great sock collection. All the important things!

I ~love~ how DMs now are under age restriction 🙄 A completely reasonable thing to do in a normal society

Do I know any peeps who work at Buffer? They offer global remote and I would die for a referral 🙌

The entire social media “unimaginable human-made horrors happening next to you” followed by video of a cat being goofy

This escape room is so hard! Ma’am this is a job interview

A reminder to never buy from Sticker Mule due to their blatant Trump bootlicking

In a way I’m glad I’m unemployed through this because seriously wtf

Tfw rain white noise starts to sound like someone is frying chicken 😭 I don’t know who originally mentioned this connection but I curse thee

I just saw a “software engineer II” position that required 5+ years of experience. And also had a starting range of 85k+ for a NYC at a mid/large org. Huh??

got my adhd upgraded to ad4k

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

A little bit of fairy doodle before bed. :3 Finding the harmony between my digital style and my traditional style is fun~~ #illustration #blackartist #fairyart #watercolor #marker #sketchbook

my great-grandparents arrived in the UK in the 1890s with nothing. they sold pickles from the front room window, took in laundry, worked as tailors. their children were nurses, teachers, salesmen. their grandchildren were professors, designers, opticians, doctors, magistrates, entrepreneurs.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.

We all died in 2020 and this is hell, does ring increasing true every day

no I'm not "posting through it." it's posting through me