Wait, is forgetting you have coffee and then chugging the whole room-temperature mug NOT how you're supposed to do it?

It should not take three weeks and 12+ phone calls to get a provider to fix a mistake on their rX and the pharmacy to acknowledge that the mistake has been fixed. It's a good thing this is "only" for ADHD, and I'm not counting on these clowns for something like SSRIs.

Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!

Rewatching Rogue One after finishing Andor and just doing this every few minutes

Frying bacon is the ultimate test of endurance, will, and sheer grit, which is why my wife usually handles it

The "episode script" in @9thlevelgames.bsky.social's The Excellents is seriously the best session planning tool I've ever found. It's super simple, but still hits all the important stuff. I just outlined session one of a new campaign in, like, a few minutes.

Stephen Miller has more faith in Democrats than I do

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

My house, I guess. 101 years young.

That's basically my entire worldview at this point tbh

Got laid off, spent two days in a total panic, just accepted a new job AND have severance pay from the old one hitting next week. I feel like I'm about on the edge of one of these:

Cooperation and forgiveness for fascists, literal declaration of war against progressives. "Centrist" my ass.

Hey, you! Are you making a neat little ttrpg for a game jam and need a cover? I gotchu. ✨And they're free✨ ko-fi.com/alderdoodle/...

Aww look, they're scared

Hyperbolic Time Triangle, you say.

Today is a momentous day for the workers of Arena! After months of planning, waiting and organizing, our dream is finally a reality; the votes have been counted, and our union of UWOTC-CWA has been officially elected. From this day forward, we have a union!

Garffeld

Our review of @rtalsoriangames.bsky.social ‘s TTRPG starter set for Shadow Scar is out! Ever want to be a dimension hopping ninja hunting down evil and devious spirits? Well, now is your chance! See if it’s a game right for you: spritesanddice.com/reviews/revi...

I own a Terra commander deck and literally nothing else, but maybe I have friends who would want to check this out

So it helps you lose weight AND boosts testosterone? Well that's gender-affirming care if I've ever seen it.

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF

"Urban Myth Dissolution Center" developer MOCHIKIN created a website that lets you share 9 Steam games that you would like to see more widely known. The website will also provide recommendations to similar games based on your picks. 9games.pages.dev

Okay, it has come to my attention that I am currently Crotchety™ and therefore need to get off social media. Apologies if I have crotcheted at you.

Katamari with horror instead of whimsy. I dunno, I'm sure some folks will love this, but if you ask me we've already got far too much horror and nowhere near enough whimsy

Doing a better job than [insert goalie it's currently trendy to make fun of]!

I've gone from fat kid to fit adult to Dad bod, and maybe it's time I embrace that.

This is Very Important™

How did we let MAGA chuds get the oversized retro sunglasses? I want to wear oversized retro sunglasses!

don't forget to sign if you haven't yet unitedwizardsofthecoast.com

someone on tumblr said it better than i could

My dustbuster is dusty. What do I do now?

And he's just going to sleep through the fights anyway

It's the weekend, baby

My middle-aged Jewish theatre kid heart just warmed slightly

*Angrily adjust glasses* *Limbers up texting thumbs* *Realizes I'm just drunk and don't actually care about this*

Video game top picks meme thingamabob. Make your own: grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

Lord Ruler is secretly Olrox Castlevania confirmed

We need to get some money in the bank today to make sure our mortgage payment goes through. If you want: $5 - a crappy drawing (I'll mail it to you, even!) $10 - tarot reading $20 - 30 minute video consult $200 - bespoke micro RPG (full layout, etc.) P: paypal.me/theothertracy V: Tracy-Barnett-11

Now no discourse, except it be of love

Hey, are you someone who hasn't played Fire Emblem yet but is interested, but doesn't know where to get started? Don't worry, I GOTCHU, so here's me answering the important questions to get you ready for Fortunes Weave! Boost to save a life!

Arbuckle-up, folks; Jon’s space cruiser, La Sagna, vanished last Monday after entering this very same G.A.R. Field.

FFS, ignoring safety regulations is not "trailblazing." That trail got blazed a long time ago, and people realized it sucked.

Like, who is Fetterman in this analogy? Palpatine? Amidala? George Lucas?

Well, I'll be pondering the possible meanings and implications of this for the rest of the night

Egg Man, you say?

thank you for this thread! i had an off-the-cuff comic turned into a meme and it's such a weird feeling that my art is just being spread out there without any credit here's a version with my name on it, im fine with people using that one :)

Tbf, watching manosphere influencers shit themselves to death on an island sounds hilarious

Working and not able to watch the State of Play. Poke me if there's anything about Horizon: Hunters Gathering

The look he gives you after forcing you to make two trips to the vet and costing you $450 for his checkup and senior cat labs.