Me feeding my chud son Tylenol so she can be the biggest bird nerd to plague this world

hello this is chef john from food wishes dot com with... half a stick of butter

RT FOR GOOD LUCK ! 🐟💛🍀

Mousy Elliott Get Ur Squeak On

The thing about my butt is that it’s also my ass

Colorful Plaything

smoking on that shitload of fuck that got him wondering what they were thinking

I have made a kofi goal. If you or anyone you know interested in commission feel free to DM me and I will work with you! Share this as well it helps a lot! Thank you. ko-fi.com/tomoxa/goal?... #commissionsopen #commission

Silksong? Really? Pigmon, who was popular among the girls, passed away today, and you're worried about Silksong?

TURN IT INTO A LIBRARY

Anime of the Year 2025 , that's right, it's Madoka Magica

ITS NOT TOO LATE TEAM CHERRY IT NEEDS MORE TIME #DELAYSILKSONG

Unicorns belonged to a lineage of the family Hyracodontidae, or "running rhinos", which once inhabited Eurasia. There's thankfully been great efforts in restoring their populace & reintroduction into the wild. (Art by JT)

“and you see this little skeleton, tumblr voted him as the sexiest video game man”

My child said to me: “Other-donkey, Elsa likes macaroni kiko” Can you understand what this sentence means? Write down your guess before I reveal the answer in the next tweet

There's only one way to find out. Better stick around and see.

How I feel liking every skeet I see about it.

My sleep schedule’s still fucked, but at least I’m pretty sure it’s not cuz of caffeine.

My mom was like “I tried this new sauce, it’s really good” and when I looked it was sweet baby rays

@solomonraven.bsky.social your reddit atheist post reminded me of this youtu.be/rBHicyqMML4?...

My Boss the Demiurge 9 (1/2) #oc

*Taking two nicotine pouches out of my ears* What? Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of productivity. Not something you’d understand, Snowed Flake,

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Toby Fox: If you play my video game in one of the ways that I explicitly scripted out, you’re an immoral piece of shit. Everyone including me: Bravo, maestro!

let me in so i can cough in your open mouth

Nobuo Yamada, vocalist of MAKE-UP, has passed away due to kidney cancer at the age of 61. Rest in peace, your songs will always be eternal.

@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.

Here's what I drew last night during my art stream! Thank you to all that swung by to watch me turn 25!!

tigers when eeny meeny miney and mo show up to the function

I finished Beneath the Trees Where Nobody Sees last night, can’t wait for Rite of Spring to come out as a trade paperback.

There are too many Gundams to watch.

"I TECHED THAT THROW AND YOU KNOW IT BARNEY, THE STUPID BALANCE PATCH JUST MADE TERRY UNGA BUNGARD COMPLETELY UNVIABLE!"

‘Gundam’ what a foolish, and vulgar, name, for a Mobile Suit. Unrefined, the ‘engineers’, of the Earth Federation. I would have called it the Zorble

Exorcism trick n°1: If you fight a ghost, just keep punching them until they're gone. When their HP go negative, it isn't the end!!

I feel guilty about not doing enough to fix the state of the world because I don’t have the time or the money.

One Piece is about to surpass JK Rowling's Harry Potter as one of the highest selling works of fiction of all time. A pro-LGBTQ+ anime dethroning the transphobic monster. We've never been so back!

Here is Jamal from Gaza. My family lost everything. We are going through difficult circumstances. All I am trying to do is help my family in these crazy circumstances and rebuild their lives. Donate if you are able or share the post if you can’t and give us life. chuffed.org/project/1389...

Hulk Hogan hears a distant “OOH YEEAH” getting closer; and then gets fucking double annihilated by Macho Man Randy Savage doing an elbow drop off the top rope all the way from heaven

BREAKING: Reports say Hulk Hogan called his third period tormenter "mom" and fellow damned are now calling him "Mommy's Little Red Hot" on account of his hot dog flesh cooking in the eternal flames.

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