Raskin details how he tried to get unanimous consent today to force Johnson to swear in Adelita Grijalva, but the Acting Speaker Haridopolos "scurried out of the room"

Fartrage says he didn’t realise he had to pay VAT on his tacky Deform merchandise and ticket sales. He now owes HMRC £400,000. The former City commodities trader frequently slams others for incompetence yet he doesn’t understand basic VAT rules? He's definitely the man to run the UK.

twitter is making mainstream reporters dumber, and because they're all getting dumber together, none of them can recognize it and they actually think they're getting smarter

7 million protesters, 0 arrests. Man we suck at terrorism.

Lying Ted

4000 people have joined the Green Party today alone. And we're close to breaking the target for the most in one day! Join.greenparty.org.uk

OMG

My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.

I've never known anyone so fucked up as Trump. He's psychotic, infantile, cowardly and vindictive at the same time. The only parallels lie in history books, horror stories, and legends from the Bible or the Brothers Grimm: He's Caligula, Herod, Freddie Krueger and Rumpelstiltskin rolled into one.

Happening today outside SEA LIFE London from 10.30am – join us! 🐧

This beaver is really proud of his work #BeaverLife #NatureConservation #WildlifeWonder

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

I have a terrible confession.🫢 Over the years I too have financially supported Sarah Ferguson. I have paid for her: Wrinkle cream Shaving foam Porridge Shabba Ranks CDs WD-40 Tats Algebra lessons Falafel Jellies Toe rings Crash helmets Knee pads Dental floss. I am truly sorry.😔

Christ alive. If we, as a nation, can’t do better than this nasty, stale-breathed, stale-minded, racist misogynist prick, then what the hell are we doing? Leading in the polls?? FFS. Sort yourself out, UK.

#NoKings Miami!

When the Birmingham, Alabama, march is packed, you know something is up in America!

😍 Boston, you are beautiful. #NoKings

MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:

TOMORROW is #NO_KINGS_DAY!!! Give me your Tired, your Poor, your Huddled Masses of Frogs, Unicorns, Pandas, T-Rexes, Mushrooms, Sharks, SpongeBobs & everyday Folks yearning to peacefully protest a clownishly incompetent buffoon of a Prez who, if there were any justice, would be in jail. 🤡 #BeThere

Apart from anything else, we're led to believe his dad - the finance director of a large company - took him to the away end at Villa Park and despite being no more than eight years old (born 1982), he had an understanding of the chants, the gestures & how the games were policed. Righto, Bob.

Here's the America-hating radical left Antifa that are threatening US democracy on the "No King" protest. House Speaker Mike Johnson has described them as "hateful" and "thugs". Erm.

Zia Yusuf hates this, because it mocks his ignorant followers. That is enough reason to love it.

One year ago we rescued Mae… Today she is happy, healthy & very loved! So grateful she has the life she deserves ♥️

Compare and contrast. Crowds at a pro-Trump event (his birthday military parade) versus just one of today's Anti-Trump "No Kings" events (Boise, Idaho).

Just heard there are more than EIGHTY No Kings events happening across America! Ah. No. Sorry. That's just in Florida.

Starbucks supports Genocide. Don't go, no matter how cheap or expensive the coffee is.

To everyone who follows me in the United States - I am thinking of all of you today while you protest against the bright orange geriatric sexual predator/felon squatting in the White House. You have massive solidarity from many millions of people in the United Kingdom. Let them hear you roar!

This is LOSE-LOSE for Starmer: EITHER he fails to get the Maccabi Tel Aviv fans to the Aston Villa game, OR he's successful and they commit more hate crimes, making him responsible for violence across Birmingham.

Old men with no future are destroying the future.

Exhausted from warning me about the Groundhog behind us. All. Day. Good girl. #dogsofbluesky

Seems like a more appropriate title.😜😜

Football hooliganism was just "good-natured fun" says Robert Jenrick

To enter the ballot box is to choose between two visions of Britain. Either the Hate Thy Neighbour politics of Farage/ Jenrick/ Blue Labour - or the Britain you live in and love.

Scottish Police have decided that Palestine Action's... actions fall well below the definition of terrorism. It will no longer be devoting police resources to arresting them.

Everyone sing along! 🎶Don’t cry for us, Argentina. We’re like Canada, only much meaner. And we gave up healthcare, For your peso to be finer, So you could steal our soybean exports. That went to China.🎶

Cops led us into the street as the new “protest zone” and then beat us repeatedly. Got hit in the face with a baton. Leaving to pick up my friends who were arrested. Stay safe out there.

Admiral Alvin Holsey, commander of the U.S. Southern Command, has quit saying he cannot carry out orders issued by Trump because they include war crimes.

For the love of God just make your mind up whether migrants should be speaking English or not www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

shh! don’t wake the elderly golfer. his own press conferences put him to sleep. open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...

Karoline Leavitt is a complete disgrace. Her violent and unhinged rhetoric is going to get someone killed. These extremists are sick people.

Jeffries: "You've got Leavitt, who's sick, she's out of control. I'm not sure if she's just demented, ignorant, a stone cold liar, or all of the above. But the notion that an official WH spokesperson would say that the D Party consists of 'terrorists, violent criminals & undocumented immigrants'..."

fully burst out in gasping laughter at this popping up on the BBC News front page

London is apparently collapsing because millionaires are having to lower their asking prices and someone’s hairdresser is a bit upset. The Telegraph has spent the week in an elegant weapons-grade fannywobble about it. More below. 🐻

Mike Johnson has now had the House adjourned for 74 out of the last 86 days. They have worked 12 days in 3 months. Epstein Shutdown.

Pickles checking in! So loved 🥰❤️ We rescued Pickles to honor Beanie & he’s living his best life with an 😇 🐶 watching over him 🥹♥️

Andrew Cuomo: taxpayers should pay for $60 million in legal bills for my sexual harassment allegations Also Andrew Cuomo: $60 million is too much money to spend on a pilot program to deliver cheaper groceries