Studios need to give $10 million to 20 promising filmmakers, instead of spending $200 million on yet another identikit CGI effort that inevitably won’t even come close to making back the budget

Starting tomorrow: gay.

"Everyone's already secretly using AI, you should too" type arguments give me a similar feeling to "that mask doesn't stop covid, you should stop wearing it". Like... okay, cool. Maybe that's true, maybe it's not, whatever. Why do you care what *I'm* doing?

How incompetent do you need to be to fuck up a concert line up for US’s 250th on the white house’s front lawn. As if that would NORMALLY be a gig that’s hard to secure a line-up for! No one even wants to associate with this administration.

I think I’ve finally figured out a broad explanation for my taste in music.

I believe that Trump has fostered so much sycophantic culture around his delusions of supremacy that at this point he believes reality itself, at least in some capacity, is under his control. Ie: If I request the news becomes good before I hear it then it BECOMES good. Only good! Smart hack!

Acab includes Michael Winslow.

Acab includes Bonkers D. Bobcat.

This needs too be normalized at conventions.

So long as I’m sharing SNES boxart, here are some gems from the early 90’s.

Saw another IRL anime character just now. Black trench coat complete with hood fully up. Only a red beard with a scowling mouth visible from profile. Didn’t see eyes at all. A small naked chandelier bouncing on his back slung over his shoulder by its chain.

Gotta say, I think there’s a lot of potential for comedy in the beat-em-up genre. It comes with the genre that you solve everything with punching and you might just leave a building by defenestration and that’s never even a punchline. What about a level through a high school?

Chester Cheetah but cool for 2026.

Ok question. Do you find this a) frustrating as hell b) cool c) strangely satisfying or d) are you ambivalent youtu.be/n0QKxyGmk6g?...

Cool cool cool. I’m sure the US didn’t need to… *checks notes* eat food.

I’ll forevermore be chasing the dragon of showing King’s Tekken 6 ending with no context to someone completely unfamiliar with the series.

youtu.be/5PddJStucKQ?... I always felt like this song would sound amazing if it was covered by Prince. The staccato rhythms really remind me of his song Kiss, and the instrumentation isn’t THAT far off.

Recent acting stuff I’ve been up to. 🎭 ❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVLH...

So in my gym bathroom, someone gauged ‘whore’ and then turned it into ‘whoreton’ before it got plastered over. It’s a shame; I really wanted to turn it into ‘whoreton hears a who’.

I’m all about that tomodachi life, by which I mean discounted Walmart knives.

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Just watched the Shape of Water for the first time. That’s gotta be one of the prettiest movies I’ve ever seen. What a masterful work.

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

I’ve gotten a little addicted to AI slop children’s Christian YouTube songs. I’m not feeling good about that fact, but I’m working on a thing… YT should allow a report slop option. The sloption if you will. Maybe I can offset things if I thumbs down every video?

Millions of lapsed Catholics realizing that they have become realigned with the Pope against their will

You know I knew that Door Dash woman looked familiar

We were explaining the Strait of Hormuz news to our 8 yo Her dad: We won't be able to get oil 8 yo: Oh! We can just use the scooter 8 yo: Why don't we get rid of gas cars, get more electric cars & make them cheaper? Her dad: That's a great idea 8 yo: Someone needs to tell this to the president

We have some maple syrup that the wife doesn’t like the taste of so my idea to use it up was to make pancakes and do a sort of pancake trifle with layers of syrup and maple cream cheese frosting. The pancakes were a little too rubbery and the frosting too runny- but the concept works.

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

Pretty psyched for all the Heated Rivalry fans with crushes on Hudson Williams to discover Laufey’s music after this video drops on Monday.

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

So Laufey released my favourite album last year with Matter of Time. Apparently she JUST dropped an extended version with 4 more songs and the new finale song packs a wallop. youtu.be/B-6Zg55Iba0?... I truly believe she’s one of the best songwriters alive right now.

Hey @tailsteak.bsky.social - remember this one?

Today we celebrate Him

My favourite thing about Babish as a cooking YouTuber is that he will literally eat at a Michelin Star Japanese restaurant describing the ‘best piece of fish he’s ever eaten’ and then follow it up the next week with a taste test of frozen tv dinners.

Some king shit right here. 👑

what being alive in 2026 is like

Don’t you hate when you feel relieved but then use the bathroom and feel constipated because you sat on reverse toilet that puts the poop back in your bum? Dang reverse toilets. Anyway I’m the USA. 🇺🇸🦅🫡

A 4 player tabletop game where it’s 3 v 1 - humans v kaiju. The ratio of 3:1 roughly remains for speed, spread, and damage. So the humans can each move 3 squares in any direction but the kaiju can move 3 in one direction. Idk something like that.

I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I’m all out of here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I’m all out of here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I’m all out of wait a se- here to kick ass and chew bubble gu- I think I… here to kick ass and chew bubble HELP I’m stuck in here to kick

I think I just came up with a thing I really wanna try. Chicken paneer tteokboki. It’d be a bastardization of two cultures that aren’t mine, but the texture could be cool.

I didn’t come here to kick ass, I came here to chew bubble gum… but now I’m all out of gum so… it’s really frustrating because I was pretty much only interested in the gum chewing but I only know of two activities… GOD… I’m so pissed off there isn’t any gum!

I came here to kick ass and chew bubble liquid bottles whole so that when I kick ass I can blow bubbles and/or throw the bubble liquid on my opponents at the same time. It’s a neat little clever trick of mine.

I came here to chew ass and chew bubble gum. Yup. Big chewin’ fan over here!