nintendo removed the concert hall from tomodachi life because they didnt want to see 500 videos of the most fucked up miis you've ever seen singing "PIZZA PASTA PUT IT IN A BOX DELIVER IT TO MY HOUSE AND PUT IT ON MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COCK MY COOOOOOCK CHEESEY ON MY PEENY AND SOME SAUCE-A ON M

no shit

god this looks awful. not only is it the third remake of a reimagining of the original star fox, from a company that wouldn't make a new f-zero for a lack of ideas - but to do it in an unreal engine art style with these fugly character designs, after fox was so cool in the mario galaxy movie? fuck.

Star Fox (Nintendo, 2026)

opening discord and twitch after a long day at work:

so I'm having another crisis of confidence. I feel like I can't remember names, dates, facts or faces, and that all the information I know and things I've read or learned is useless inconsequential trivia that I'll never be able to share, bond, or socialise over. like... why did I even bother? (1/2)

the federal government gave itself licence to institutionalise the homeless and "mentally ill". they're running detransition experiments on prison inmates. they're taking away trans people's ID documents. in ICE, they have a masked paramilitary kidnapping citizens. connect the dots. (1/3)

starting my own trans delivery network. gonna call it "post-op"

those streetlights... the awning over the shopfront... the coast, the road, even the tall building in the background... station square? 👀

there's something disgusting about cis ppl using hrt for sexual kicks while calling me a pervert for using it to reduce suicidal ideation.

if you're AMAB but you feel like "I might be bisexual, but I like women in the same way that lesbians do rather than how straight guys do"... well, all I'm saying is: don't tell me there were "no signs". :^)

I understand that automatic machine translation appears to be getting good "enough" to be enabled by default on social media posts now. not to speak to its accuracy or efficacy, but I've noticed it's caused a lot of conflict through different languages' cultures not really gelling together... 1/2

You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social

I think one of the beautiful things about current social media is that we don't put our political affiliations in our bios anymore; we're not defined by our labelled "-ology" or our "-ism". we just exist as unique individuals; if others accept us, they're free to approach honestly and kindly. 💜

enough time has passed: bluepoint never, ever had a patch on M2. no contest. not even close.

SONIC R CANONICALLY ON DREAMCAST LET'S GOOOOOOO (also if we ever get a nights decomp... could we... y'know 🥺)

I legitimately switched to soy milk because I hoped it'd help feminise me and I didn't want to commit to starting estrogen. fixed that. immediate improvement tbh!

imagining a VHS commercial ending with "the power to be his friend comes to sega dreamcast, holiday season 1999!"

come on man.

reminder that eurobeat artist Ace did a song called Moonchild and now all I can think of is "oh oh oh oh... you got the power, to be his friend" youtu.be/sSHCTbIJodY but the song is dope tho actually

did you ever hear the tragedy of MOON CHILD the WOAH OH OH OH?

in my mind I read "europlatformer" with the same level of disdain I usually attribute to "euroshmup", and one look at gameplay footage tells me I'm not even slightly wrong 🥹

absolutely loved somnabuster, super looking forward to the demo for this one. looks and sounds awesome so far! 💜

I'll never describe myself as an "aspiring" anything. not because I don't "aspire", but because I'll let you know when I actually *am* that thing. it makes no sense if there isn't a qualification that gatekeeps me from it; one could be an "aspiring doctor of medicine", but not an "aspiring vtuber".

silver wolf #hsr #honkaistarrail

people in kink and queer communities might be tempted to respond by questioning the idea that every space in which they're able to express themselves ought to be sanitised to be "child-friendly" - but in reality, the corpo-governmental surveillance state is monetising the oppression of both.

I first played pseudoregalia about 2 years ago and I just finished my second playthrough. Genuinely great game and would recommend it to everyone. #digitalart #pseudoregalia #fanart #sybil

THE SCRANDLE DUDE MADE BLUE REVOLVER??? like are you KIDDING me right now, istg, while I'm trying for a 1cc having discovered it recently... it was right here at the end of scrandle this whole time? 😭 if you have even a passing curiosity in shoot-'em-ups: PLEASE check out blue revolver on steam. 🙏💜

shoutout to the one british pub with a vending machine in the bathroom selling vibrators themed around stolen fanart of vanilla the rabbit, gotta be one of my favourite genders. normies are secretly super freaky and I think the insecurity over that is why they judge us so much. 😌

honk-shoo sounds like a martial art for geese 🤔 honk-mimimi sounds like a villain in a kirby game 🥹

just locked my twitter. I'll be sitting on the URL for now, but I have to move away from that platform. it's fucking awful, my feed is an automated vertical slice of the worst aspects of everything about the world and I can't stand it anymore. most of my engagement is on bluesky now anyway.

taking this promo art out of context deliberately

Japanese Dreamcast fan and European Dreamcast fan arguing over the correct collour for the console.

god I'm so fucking sick of this happening. for the third time in a month: >I say something in chat >streamer responds agreeing >I reply expanding on their point >"I don't know why you think I disagree with you" ??? when I'm literally on the same page? do these people want chatters to engage or not?

my taste in movies is certified shit, so I don't talk about them much - but I have a particular fondness for special-effects science-fantasy, and anything with talking cartoon or CGI animals. I'm sure the super mario galaxy movie will be great, and I can't wait to see it. 😌

the ability to categorise bookmarks into folders and subfolders would be useful, but instead we're getting AI tools to curate feeds. when... "following" and "discover" did exactly this anyway with minimal error? why are we paying to outsource to LLMs what we could already do more efficiently?

for the avoidance of ambiguity: any legitimate purchase or financial support for this series is directly funding a hateful anti-rights campaign. buy used physical media, support fan projects over anything official, or find alternative means to consume content from the wizarding world franchise.

Team Hero or Team Dark...which will you choose? Journey back to the 2000s, a decade full of iconic rivalries, unforgettable stories, and yes...lots of adventure! 🎨: Yuji Uekawa

Airport bound? ICE is assisting TSA, and border checks are up. Don't wipe your phone—it's a red flag 🚩 1️⃣ Android: Power off, boot up, don't unlock, switch to Guest Mode. 2️⃣ iOS: Disable Face ID to force Passcode (5th Amdt protected). Step-by-step guides attached 👇🏾

grok, forcefemme this leather-wearing CEO immediately

as a mastering engineer, I... transitioned, and then became a mistressing engineer

here comes the sun

"One fateful day, the evil Mephiles the Dark unleashes the Flames of Disaster, and defeats Sonic the Hedgehog as he tries to conceal them! The Chaos Emeralds that used to gravitate around him lose their natural stability, and scatter all over spacetime! Troublesome, isn't it? And untidy too!"

can u not post not safe for woik 🥺

she's literally hitting the pose 😍

it's mothers' day here in the UK, but as my biological mother passed away a few years ago, I'm going to use the opportunity to give thanks to all the mums/moms I've been fortunate enough to have look after me since, especially online. Jessa, Jade, Beatrix, Emily; you know who you are. thank you. 💜