I don't want to speak about rational actors and all that, because Trump is a lunatic, a dementia patient, and a moron, but there is a very clear determination that a deal (even a humiliating one for the United States) is a far more politically safe outcome than sending marines to die.

Ceasefire is good. But this is some hard core self-own age by the US. Basically they gave the world a heads up that they can’t fight a war that lasts longer than a month. They’d have been in a much better place if they had just kept the peace plan that Obama had negotiated.

I can’t post about this without sounding unhinged. America, and every American, will be responsible for what happens.

Americans should be happy they’re currently spending billions to lose a war in Iran over Donald Trump’s ego. What fool could, or would, think otherwise?

Because he’s Republican he’s allowed to post this shit without consequence because the Republican party is corrupt and irredeemable. The entire party is a threat to not only our democracy but our safety. Fuck them and fuck everyone who voted this deranged asshole back into power

It goes without saying but if Obama did this, or a woman President, the Republicans would have removed them already arguing that obviously a minority (or a woman) were too emotional to be President.

Can’t wait until President Trump can figure out who put those brave service members’ lives in danger.

Editor: America is a mess. Write a story highlighting the rot within the US’s failed democracy. Writer: Got it. Write about how lame adult Disney fans are. Editor: Erm, how about Trump or the war in Iran or… Writer: Or how catty female fans are to each other! apple.news/Au1NnSBCgThC...

I wrote War and Peace by pressing ‘Select All’, then ‘Copy’ and then moving to a new document pressing ‘Paste’. This is my essay about why I deserve respect.

"I know some pain is probably coming and I don’t relish it. I also know there is the prospect of unparalleled joy and why else do you devote so much of your life to this stupid little sport if it isn’t for periods like this?" @tim-stillman.bsky.social: arseblog.com/2026/04/enjoy/

Hey America, why’d you even write the 25th amendment if you weren’t going to use it when your President has jelly beans for brains?

Trump: We have so much gas! Sometimes I ask the bellhop at McDonald’s to put gas on my Big Mac. They call it a grill order. It’s delicious! Aide: Sir that’s cheese, you ask for cheese on your Big Mac. Trump: That’s the same thing as gas right?

Tumblr throwback for April fools.

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

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Perseverance.

Volume 3 of the TLD soundtrack landing in April. Nearly 2 hours of music, including all the new music from Episode Five. ❤️

🎵 Exciting! Volume 3 of the soundtrack for THE LONG DARK will be shipping on April 22nd. Nearly 2 hours of music from Episode Four, Episode Five, and TALES. Full track list below. store.steampowered.com/news/app/305...

Tired of winning yet America?

Unsuccessful War Monger’s Vision Board.

Rising Conservative Star Just Guy Wearing Nazi Armband And Crying https://theonion.com/rising-conservative-star-just-guy-wearing-nazi-armband-1849855062/

Frodo: Gandalf why can’t we just give the Ring to Tom Bombadill to protect? Gandalf: If we did the ring would be safe for a few years but there is a 100% chance he’d trade it to Sauron for the Hobbit weed he likes so much.

I’m in negotiations to be King of England. They (the English) are pretty excited but I have to decide if the commute is going to be a bummer.

All conspiracies are over. This guys couldn’t keep his SIN secret let alone who killed JFK. If the US had faked the moon landing he’d have told his golf buddies about it on the 14th hole of his golfing course.

I don’t have a fundamental issue with space travel and think NASA and its accomplishments are a net benefit to humanity but this latest push towards the stars being driven by Americas dimmest bulbs is a bit underwhelming.

Stephen Miller: As a thought experiment imagine the Iranians had a Death Star and could shoot American from space. Imagine how scary that would be. It’s be so scary you’d forget my boss was a pedophile.

None of this is happening.

Evidence for this being the dumbest timeline mounts.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

It’s like if Bush posed under the Mission Accomplished banner every single day of his Presidency.

You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us. It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.

The Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland is a short-term experience. This is a war.

This tweet from Alex Hirsch will always be evergreen. Disney and Pixar are complete fucking cowards.

Q: What would happen if all the worst people in the world ran the most powerful country in the world. A: <Gestures around in frustration>

Congratulations America, you all get jobs in Iran.

If you're wondering how bad things were at Pixar for women, the answer is pretty horrifyingly bad.

It’s sad that Canada finally got to host the World Cup and American has already ruined it. We should get a mulligan and get to host it next time with just Mexico. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Maybe remove your ball cap, fucko.

I like Presidents who don’t bomb schools.

Fun fact: To keep production costs low, many Star Trek scenes were actually filmed on Earth rather than on location in outer space.

Trump is going to try to kidnap Fidel Castro isn’t he?

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

Hey Siri: can Donald Trump fire Donald Trump?

Cops don’t keep us safe. They exist to defend power, capital, and the white, Christian patriarchy.

The worst person in the world talks about how cool it is to kill children.