New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @marysasson.bsky.social & @paigeelson.bsky.social!! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris)! A surprise for Beebo! A scary boy-mom! A game from a Kevin! & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

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Is the Kennedy curse retired? Come get your boy

No “Twinkle Twinkle Little Zoo,” an improvised lullaby I made up for you once, that now is a nightly non-negotiable. By @marysasson.bsky.social medium.com/frazzled/ube...

Mary wrote a great piece! Check it out!

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I do not miss my baby. That’s not to say he went missing, and I decided not to go looking for him. By @marysasson.bsky.social medium.com/frazzled/i-d...

This is america

"It is no longer enough to say, 'The other side is really bad, so vote for us because we’re slightly less bad.'" In this op-ed, Angelita Morillo calls on fellow Democrats to stand up to Trump. ⤵️

"It's dignity Luanne!"

If I were a billionaire, I'd be hot. There is no excuse to be that wealthy and mid.

Gather your 10 oddest friends, it's never been a better time to rob a casino.

Murderers (do your thing to this) Row

Mom said these guys have to share a blue sky account like a Lion King soundtrack cd?

Snowman has all three: corn cob pipe, button nose, and two eyes made out of coal

Now that we're here and not on twitter, I'd like to continue my quest to get @mcuban.bsky.social to fund a Sheetz in LA. Also, buy the @pirates.com?

Cyber Monday you say? a/s/l?

Farmed salmon tastes so much better than wild caught. I feel so bad for bears.

Will Trump's tariff affect poorly made American reboots of British shows?

I got a little sad today thinking about how Pizza Hut changed their crust.

Every time I fall in love with a sweater marketed on instagram it ends up being for a child.