I found this in my notes. Is this anything?

There are no Black women on SNL and I hate that for us 🥲 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...

“I heard it through the grapevine” he said as he drove from LA to NorCal, gossiping in the car ✨✨✨

Anointed Greens and The Culture is TONIGHT at 7:30pm at The Elysian Theater! July’s theme is Summer Hits with improv from Homegirls in Outerspace, stand up by Rochée Jeffrey, music by Shah Infinite, sketch from us, and an interview from Yazmin Monet Watkins 🥬🥬🥬 www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...

I am ending my Duolingo streak. I will no longer be held by the shackles of that owl. I am freeing myself! I am not my Duolingo grade!! Rest is resistance!!!

That ozempic commercial used This is America. Now I’m seeing an eczema medicine commercial use Real Love. Whats going on? Leave hip hop and R&B alone 😭

Today’s substack—reflecting on the humor in the Cowboy Carter concert visuals 😍 and the idea that Beyoncé is “unrelatable” open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...

I like to subtly tell my boyfriend what I want by sending him a direct link to exactly what I want. I don’t say anything tho, just drop a link, and that’s why it’s subtle 😊

Anytime I’m trying to meditate and focus on my breathing and “empty my mind” I can’t help but think of SpongeBob clearing his mind of everything except fine dining and breathing 😭

I’m like a new woman when I wake up early. She’s productive, she’s positive, she’s less stressed, she’s healthy, she’s pampered. Who is she? A bitch that woke up at 6am 😎

Showtime in just two days 😍. So excited for our Mother themed variety show combining sketch, stand up, and vogue💃🏽. Come party with us Wednesday 5/14 at 7:30pm and enjoy a burger pop up afterwards with Hap’s Burgers 🥳 www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...

Talking all about my love for Ballroom and how it served as a source of inspiration for my sketch team’s show this Wednesday! Category is: Mother 😉 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...

I hate that I used to give tours at Paramount cuz now anytime I see a movie that was filmed on the lot, I reactively shout “that’s Paramount!” I’m annoyed with myself.

Next Wednesday my sketch team Anointed Greens is putting on a variety show featuring stand up from Dylan Adler and Bri Giger, and a special Vogue performance from Thee Kiki House of FUBU! I can’t waaaiit 😍. Get ur tickets bebe 5/14 at 7:30pm at The Elysian www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...

Heard someone say The Studio is like The Bear but for the film industry. I’m so sorry, is this how restaurant workers and chefs felt watching The Bear? I have new perspective now lol. Sooo good and soooo triggering 😭😂. The way I yell at my TV.

There’s too many ppl on tv who wear their shoes on the bed

I, of course, had to post about the 20th anniversary of one of my favorite albums 😍. Taking a little walk down memory lane, my lamb journey, and how it’s been cathartic as an adult to hear these songs in the club and to see her Celebration of Mimi concert ✨❤️🥳 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...

I’m somehow always scrambling to do my Duolingo right before a concert. They got me bad.

Every week is a great time to celebrate Diva Week 😉. Discussing my favorite moments in honor of Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross, and Mariah Carey’s anniversaries/birthdays ✨❤️✨ open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...

Y’all get dopamine from social media, I get dopamine from zero unread emails in my inbox. We are not the same 🙂‍↔️

Still thinking about Sam Rockwell’s monologue from The White Lotus

Watching Dandadan and feeling thankful I can’t see ghosts. I would not be able to handle that shit.

Been loving watching shows with a weekly release again. Took some getting used to again cuz I wanted more immediately, but it’s really been giving me something to look forward to every week. A midweek dopamine boost. Abbott, Invincible, Severance, and White Lotus are my current weekly buddies ✨❤️

Super excited for our new variety show and this lineup 😍 this month’s theme is Spring Break and you won’t wanna miss it! 🏖️ www.elysiantheater.com/shows/anoint...

Today’s substack inspired by a Diahann Carroll interview I recently watched where she was essentially told she couldn’t be as big of a star she was meant to be because she’s Black. A sentiment that I think still rings true for many. open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...

Trains are much more romantic than airplanes. Bring back chasing your love down through a train station over the raggedy ass airport!

After about a month or two of my car aux cord not working, it miraculously started working today. THERE CAN BE MIRACLES, WHEN U BELIEVE 😭🙌

Made my own rose water. Guess I’m a pioneer woman now

*me with 3 nieces under 5. who is even born after 2010? That sounds fake.

Come thru tonight! ucbcomedy.com/show/fubu-a-...

Ashley was once considered a “white name,” but I know far more Black Ashley’s than white ones. That’s a Black name as far as I’m concerned 😂

Come celebrate Black History Month with some laughs next Tuesday at UCB 🥳 ucbcomedy.com/show/fubu-a-...

My first TV writing credit is out and I talk all about it in this week’s substack 🤗💞 open.substack.com/pub/paigeels...

Have to flex our photoshoot real quick cuz we ate that deadline.com/2025/02/blac...

Me: I can’t go out, I have plans. The plans: 💃🏽

So excited to be part of this years Black Boy/Girl Writes Mentorship Program! Already love this talented cohort and can’t wait to see what the year brings 😍✨💃🏽 deadline.com/2025/02/blac...

Why y’all ain’t tell me Invincible was back?

Today is International Day of Women and Girls in Science—shoutout to Madam CJ Walker for the hair science 🙏🏽✨

Do you think Nick Sirianni was talking about My Prerogative by Bobby Brown or Britney Spears ✨

I’m so happy for Quinta Brunson 🦅

Did a lil interview with VoyageLA 🥳 voyagela.com/interview/da...

It’s amazing how much my Hulu ads think I’m an impotent man

Might fuck around and finish My Hero tonight

“I think sometimes genre is a code word to keep us in our place as artists, and I just want to encourage people to do what they’re passionate about” - Beyoncé after winning Best Country Album for “Cowboy Carter”

I would like to apply for a scholarship for the Cowboy Carter tour please 🙏🏽✨

Cooking hamburger meat and then rubbing the grease on your face is the same as beef tallow right? Please let it be the same. It’s supposed to burn right? Oh god.

When I say “the other day” I could mean yesterday or a month ago. I could never stand in the court of law ✨.

My chiropractor said I looked like the 5th member of Set It Off

Hey, if this comedy thing doesn’t work out, I have one thing always—my body 😉. Ghost is back up at Harold Night tonight with Yikes! ucbcomedy.com/show/harold-...

I wasn’t expecting to be obsessed with this diva. I’m on S6 episode 117 don’t spoil anything for me…