9-5 job

The look of an alleged thief who stole a bag of brown sugar whilst his parents were away and tried to eat the evidence.

Scientists have extracted the oldest RNA molecules out of a wooly mammoth, gaining a snapshot into the processes at work in the extinct mammal's body just before it died. n.pr/4patABW

Just two good boys out on a walk in the fall 🧡

We’re having poutine for dinner, come on over!

This little bastard bit my tire and I got a flat because of it. 😭

Quitting my job and opening a bakery.

Loving the spooky lights we can do at home. 🎃

Doing reverse truck or treat this year where I stay home in my normal clothes and everybody takes turns stopping by to give me candy and tell me how nice I look

One more day of vacation left!

A guy could get used to this. 🌞

Buenas noches a todos mis amores 😚♥️

Hello from the SkyLounge ✌🏼 Next stop: Mexico 🇲🇽

When my world is feeling heavy or I’m feeling on the verge of overwhelm, my go to is to put something good out in the world. Hoping I can brighten someone else’s day in return brightens mine. Closest thing I can provide to a hug via the internet.

AI is stealing our jobs 😤

Took a long walk through the cranberry bogs today!

Apple picking is great if you’re really into self-checkout but you’re also kind of outdoorsy

Super tempted to go out and search the end of that rainbow to get some leprechaun’s gold. 🌈

Spent a wholesome afternoon drinking ciders and playing with baby goats 🐐

I guess I’m a catch! 💚

Happy to get fat on poutine and maple ice cream 🇨🇦

I’m not usually one to promote mega corporations suing others, but in this case I hope Tylenol sues them into oblivion for defamation, libel and slander. 👼🏼

Great day for celebrating Oktoberfest! Just missing my lederhosen 🍻

Tyler Robinson, the alleged assassin of Charlie Kirk, is speculated to be a Groyper based on his memes and rhetoric. Groypers are a loose network of alt right pro Trump extremist who are vocal supporters of white supremacist and “America First” podcaster Nick Fuentes.

Nothing hotter than a man who cooks with a little towel over his shoulder 😌

Good morning to my fellow balding men. We’re still cute, hot, and desirable despite what we may think/tell ourselves. 🥰😘

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

Protestors in Nepal overthrew the government in less than 48 hours due to corruption. They refused a curfew, spread protests across all cities, fought police in roaming street battles, burnt down politicians' houses, stole military weapons, stormed the parliament & burnt it, forced the PM to resign.

Why am I working when I could be playing Silksong instead?

Yesterday’s harvest. We’re regularly getting 5-6 cucumbers and a dozen tomatoes every week. The broccoli is all coming in at once and I’m afraid all our hot peppers are coming out at the same time. I’ll be busy making pickles and hot sauce over the next few months.

My laptop’s keys were not working on startup, then spent an hour rebooting and getting nowhere with an AI chat bot. Out of frustration I smashed the keys and saw some keys suddenly work. Turns out I had to put in a numbered PIN instead of a password the whole time. 😒 I feel so stupid.

Not the typical type of bear that comes knocking at the door 🐻

The only engagement we should be worried about in these times is the engagement between fascism and the got damned orange Cheeto in the White House

Woke up from a horrible sleep to find a trail of dog vomit all over the carpet. ☺️ Totally unrelated note: at what point does a partner’s snoring have to get before sleeping in a different bed becomes the better option?

Had a beautiful slow drip coffee flight from a local small batch roaster. Cool experience tasting all the different notes and aromas! I fear I may never sleep again from the caffeine overload though 😵‍💫☕️

Wishing Kim Davis an exceptionally poor day 😌

Meet Cuke 🥒 - 1/2 oz lime juice - 1/2 oz ginger syrup - 1/2 cucumber, juiced - 1/2 oz saline - 1 oz Gin - 1/2 oz Brandy - 1/2 Anise Liqueur

Either I’m really stupid or my brain just short circuited. I fell over whilst talking to a coworker, almost took a whole shelving unit with me. Not even 2 minutes later I fell over again after rolling my ankle walking to my desk. Beyond embarrased 😔

Millionaire American trophy hunter Asher Watkins, 52, was gored to death on the horns of a buffalo he tried to kill on a trip to South Africa.

Had a work trip planned for a week in Barcelona in September and it got canceled. Beyond sad as we were going to use it to springboard to Paris for a week 😞

Greetings from Revelstoke, BC!

Breaking News: President Emmanuel Macron said France would recognize the state of Palestine, making it the first of the G7 nations to do so.

24 hour ferment with a hand-squeezed fresh tomato sauce, topped with Parmesan and two types of salami.

If you see this, post a video game that transports you back to your childhood!

It’s a bit hot in the office.

Came nose to beak with a hummingbird this morning in the garden. We stared at each other and it flew away. That’s gotta be a good omen! 💚