Absolute garbage in this thread

One day

Schrodinger's Leftist: we aren't important enough to cater to with any policy, yet simultaneously so important all election losses are our fault 🌲

the star wars prequels teach us a valuable lesson: society will be annihilated if you help even one poor person

the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time

Don't let them raise prices without a fight

It's uncanny how swapping the captions so consistently improves both comics

Would anything happen if rock-solid proof came out that Trump cheated and stole the election? Would anyone in power do anything or would we just keep letting him hold power?

Narcissism is humanity's fatal flaw. It's bad that we can be narcissists in the first place, and it's worse that we as a species apparently have a strong desire to worship narcissists and sacrifice ourselves to please them

Likewise, people shouldn't be worried about weed vapes with high THC concentration. They should be worried about lead solder in the heating element, and about the unknown and unstudied effects of inhaling proplyene glycol 😙💨😶‍🌫️

Josh is happy to burn homes in Gaza, but now that it's his home he's suddenly against arson? Fucking zionazi hypocrite.

Emergency workers be like

Separating the art from the artist is not an intellectual virtue. It's not something you "should" learn to do. It's a personal choice to make on a case-by-case basis. I'm ok with Ender's Game but not Harry Potter. You don't even need to be consistent if you don't want to!

Everyone pretends right-wing media is inevitable and there's nothing the left can do to counter it. Here's one easy and popular idea!

Joel with the half court shot from 1990

The fact that an MRA incel in the comments thinks this comic is about "women making fools out of men" would be hilarious if those bigots weren't literally running the country right now 😭

I'm a disc golfer. Our forums were dominated by right-wing troll farms for like 1 day after this and then they forgot about us again. The lasting legacy of this bullshit is that all the actual disc golfers who are also transphobic feel emboldened to spew their hatred now when they didn't before

It's gay for a man to sleep with a woman if the woman enjoys herself. The more disappointed she is the more masculine you are!

Man with amnesia: "Who was I? I hope I wasn't racist"

karl marx: here's how capitalism will inevitably bring abouts its own agonising death: ... every capitalist: not gonna read that lmao, fuckin commie nerd. check this shit out *brings about the agonising death of capitalism*

i think being a hater makes a woman more beautiful

Its too bad Donnie's name aint Billy or something "Bankruptcy Billy" all over the headlines wouldve totally convinced the smooth brains to leave him in the dumpster

You live inside this panel now. You will be one of these people in every moment. You will alternate between them. Your only hope is to recognize the other person is not your enemy, the enemy is not inside the panel.

LOL this guy thinks we're getting beans

"I don't like any of these extremists on the right or the left! I just think we need the basic common sense middle ground stuff, healthcare for all, taxing billionaires out of existence, trans rights, abolish ICE, all the normal stuff"

The Treaty of Versailles is sometimes cited as the beginning of World War II. The creation of Israel will one day be cited as the beginning of World War III

Every morning I take solace in this heartwarming fact

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Recognizing dog whistles is suddenly an essential survival skill for white people too, unfortunately white people are TERRIBLE at it

I have a bachelor's in psychology from 20 years ago. I don't lie about stuff, it's just 90% of what I was taught has since been debunked and I haven't always kept up with recent studies! I recently learned that the Mpemba Effect is a myth and that's been messing me up lately

Liqma balls

The good news is that there’s tons of room to move to the left

By 2029 everyone on bluesky will have blocked everyone else so there'll be no one for anyone to talk to

"But my egg prices" is the new "support the troops"

Back in 2003 I questioned why we're naming government agencies with homages to Nazi Germany and everyone called me crazy

The democratic party:

I can accept that bad things sometimes happen to good people. That's life! But it really grinds my gears when good things happen to bad people. Cannot accept.

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You can't influence my opinions, I've got a strong brain

The only fight that matters is against people who don't use the Oxford comma 🤬🤬🤬

Billionaires are not people, don't let them fool you into thinking they are

It's almost impossible to believe this is the same man. Why doesn't he just look like a male model all the time??? Is he stupid?

The best goal of the decade just dropped

!!????!!