In the latest episode of “Papi fucks around during a slow service with product destined for the trash”: Crispy pork chops atop spiced caramel applesauce with a garlic and pink peppercorn cream I’m gonna keep it a hundred with you: this absolutely fucked

*stage whispers* you really should have taken it out yesterday, but yes

Makin soup at midnight because yay swing shift Butternut squash, sweet potato, carrot, and onion with garlic, herbs, turmeric, and a dash of hot honey, with some heavy cream and homemade chicken/beef stock because sure why not I have high hopes for this soup lol

Papi’s first tattoo, “to the moon and back”

We have a bunch of odds and ends in the walk-ins, trying to use up some product and make a couple bucks Jumbo lump crab cake with Parmesan risotto, roasted poblano cream sauce, and quick pickles fresnos

I’m trying to cross-post my short ribs here but the video keeps glitching out when I try to upload it ;w; they came out real nice

When I laughed about Charlie getting popped, one of my coworkers went “yeah I knew you’d react that way” Good to know I’m still on-brand lmao

*brown BUTTER glazed bananas Brushed with brown butter, sprinkled with white sugar, then lightly brûléed so they weren’t grainy Fucking -transcendent-

Okay everybody, I NEED to tell you about the banana pudding I made for my restaurant’s Labor Day special Vanilla mousse, brown sugar glazed bananas, vanilla wafers. Whipped cream, whiskey caramel, and flaky sea salt on top. It is so Fucking Good.

I’m convinced this combo requires a blood sacrifice of some kind because fucking HOW I could -never- get all the claps to land lmao

Impromptu family meal with some leftover porchetta we had from an event this week Stewed down some black and gold grapes with sherry vinegar and Fresno chili after searing them, glazed the sliced pork with hot honey before roasting it off Not sure what I’d pair this with, maybe risotto?

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It’s been great getting into a rhythm with this meal prepping, just making a big batch of wholesome, delicious, but simple grub for my wife and I Roasted garlic chicken thighs, a nice veggie melange, and some basic white rice, enough for twelve nice servings

When you're stuck in bed and running up a fever, sometimes you get hot in more ways than one... A very indulgent commission for @papiprfox.bsky.social who graciously let me play out this lil fantasy with Papi 🙏 #NSFW #furryart #furry #captainnikko

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the way to stop people doing nazi shit is to create an environment where doing nazi shit immediately gets you jumped by six guys, do not pass go, ass kicking first and ask questions later. every goth & punk bar on god's gay earth already figured this out in the 90s

100% and I need everyone to understand right now that there is only one solution: people need to start getting their asses kicked in public again

Countries that recover after an attack on their democracies do so because they criminalize and dismantle the forces that attacked it. Failing that means they try, try again until democracy is fully dead.

I don’t take particular issue with profanity, but I legit just heard some dude in this bathroom say some form of “fuck” about thirty times in thirty seconds Like…damn son lmao

I have never been more assured that the whole entire system needs to be burned to the ground The part of me that thought there was anything left saving had official died, and to that I say good riddance We’ll build something better atop the ashes.

Salmon with a cranberry gastrique, butternut squash puree, sautéed rainbow chard and baby carrots, with sweet and salty spiced pecan Fuck with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Still not exactly sure how to use this but fuck it, I’ma figure it out

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #757,653! …huh. Neat!

A #menshealthmonth cross post

The internet being full of bullshit-on-purpose satirical humor killing AI because it can't distinguish between the satire and fact feels just like the cold virus killing the aliens in WAR OF THE WORLDS

Jan 18th is the anniversary of the assassination of Manuel "Tortuguita" Teran. An Indigenous, queer & non-binary forest defender. Murdered by Georgia State Troopers in their tent w/ hands up protecting their face because they wanted to #StopCopCity & save the Weelaunee forest

It's okay. No, really! It's going to be alright. Y'see... Many of us 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘳𝘺. You cannot 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐞 just how much we want them to try. They are so full of 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝, and we have so very much 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒖𝒕 to dispense.

And it's that reason some barely left-of-center dems irritate me. They act just fine with a little ultranational authoritarianism when it's coming from governments and corps they like instead of opposing all of it all the time like many of our grandparents did fighting a war against literal Nazis.

Opposing Trump is not enough. Being in opposition to a single man is easy. Being in opposition to an entire ideology takes far more work. Old "bad ideas" like fascism aren't ever truly dead, just the conditions for them to take root were made too difficult. We must make it so again.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals ❤️

we have it in black and white: the recall of *two million* tesla cars was caused by the relevant regulatory agency deciding that tesla's """self-driving""" system does not, in fact, self-drive. humans are needed to make critical decision, which they don't because they were told they wouldn't

Y’know what, I had a bit of a realization the other day I’ve never really understood the whole therian thing, but I’ve basically been in the “I don’t get it but live your life” camp But I got to thinking about how I basically have all the mannerisms of a large golden retriever when I get high lmao

“Come and see her as she sparkles~”

I just spent five straight days getting my absolute balls rocked by the rodeo that’s in town, plus the subsequent programming that’s happening inside the hotel where my restaurant is located Been down at least two cooks all week due to various situations, just fighting for purchase all week Ugh.

If buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing

LeVar Burton is a literacy campaigner and child advocate and should be treated with Fred Rogers levels of reverence and if he's not, people havent been paying attention, they're racist, or both. That man is a national treasure.

Okay, so if my original twitter account is dead (rip) what should I do? Do I make a new one and try to refollow people? Do I make my AD into my main and just go all-in that way? Do I make a new one and make it more OC/fursuit centric? Do I make a whole new account for my other OC and start over?

I can totally help with this lol

Welp, it’s looking like my main twitter account is lost; haven’t heard anything back regarding the ticket I put in two weeks ago and I have little hope anyone even saw it I might unlock my AD and just be explicitly horny on main on twitter lmao

Tell you what tho, 36 doesn’t look too bad on me Let’s do it again next year lol

Anybody know how long it usually takes for twitter to respond to a trouble ticket? Like I know it’s a dumpster fire but I’d like the option of leaving on my own terms and not because I got locked out of my main account

Update: was able to log into my AD but my main account’s still locked down; gotta wait for the trouble ticket to get answered lol

Aight, SO Currently waiting on twitter to respond to a trouble ticket; upgraded my phone and now I’m locked outta all my accounts So we’ll see what happens lol

Evergreen

Forgotten furry crush renewed 👀