A publisher who lays off a reporter whose pen is freezing because she's covering a frigid war zone while dodging missiles is not an editor you want to work for, in a more perfect world

I've reread this like 3 times. Freed herself from slavery by running away, *went back a week later bc the slaver was talking shit, set his house on fire, and then escaped again is absolutely incredible queen shit

Febrile February

“Elizabeth has flu-like symptoms, while her mom has broken out in hives, Gutierrez said. Neither has been given any medicine or testing — a particular concern given the measles cases in the facility.”

the painter loves some crossed legs

Pierre Poilievre is a good leader of the opposition. unfortunately, he spent the last four years campaigning against an NDP-Liberal government

Nous collaborons avec des partenaires internationaux afin de créer de nouvelles carrières bien rémunérées, de renforcer notre secteur national de l’automobile et de stimuler la productivité au Canada.

The world is my oyster in that it is not enjoyable and also way too expensive

Keir Starmer went into the last election promising House of Lords reform; the fact he isn't using this as a wedge to get the reforms done is fascinating

Christopher Nolan has cast a Genovian as Penelope and a Bostonian as Odysseus. And they will be speaking English, a language that did not exist in antiquity. This whole production is pure chaos.

two degrees on each yee

cher is chaos 💕

Grammy's: 5 artists, one I've vaguely heard of and the grammy goes to the one I've vaguely heard of!

the Grad Club and the Goblet of Knowledge getting a nice shoutout

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the sole ticket purchase in London gives their take

Rempel Garner said this line on the CBC pre-show, so I think it's meant to be one of those quotable moments from the speech

lol, if only for my hometown going red rn

Just think, before Heated Rivalry, the closest we got to smut at the cottage was Marian Engel's Bear

Honestly? Use this in trade talks. Put in press releases "Trump wants to stop the next Heated Rivalry from getting made." Give it to PopCrave Heated Rivalry creators defend Canadian streaming law targeted by White House www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

someone remind me to buy the dip in Bombardier tomorrow, kthxbai

We would lose Quebec in a matter of minutes

At what point does Mark Carney take his "rupture" to mean there needs to be a severing of ties between Canada and the US? When do we get better laws on foreign interference in our elections, not just because of China and India, but because of the Americans?

fleuve vs rivière, presumably

People from outside Ireland occasionally ask me, "Why is Bono, an international music titan from Ireland, not all that loved in Ireland?". The answer in its entirety is a complex one, but "He sent Dolly Parton a birthday cake and put his own name on it" goes a long way to summing it up.

as we celebrate the most sacred holiday in the calendar I just want to let everyone know that every small boulder is just a large boulder the size of a small boulder please use caution.

“We are not prepared for the unimaginable horrors that could result from the advent of the Torment Nexus,” says CEO of Torment Nexus Creation Corp.

it's going well

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A video of Alex Pretti reading out the final salute of an unnamed veteran he cared for until the end of his life in the ICU, posted to Facebook by his son.

Heroyam slava

as a parent I cannot imagine how absolutely fucking heartbreaking and awful it must be to have to put out a statement like this because the federal government killed your son and is telling monstrous lies about him

I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity

Starmer still faithfully putting the sign in the window

someone doesn't mind not being in the good graces of the Calgary Zoo, it's their best feature

to be fair, an American was just shot on the streets for resisting

I would, respectfully, disagree. Seeing is a part of understanding; an American was murdered for protesting. Watch, and understand exactly what over 77 million Americans endorsed.

oop we're back to the governor shit

mark carney should convene national celebrations on July 4, celebrating 250 years of Not Being American

Nobody hates like a Toronto fan

End Canadian-American dual citizenship

Short of getting caught orchestrating a coup or assassination, this is absolutely the core case of what you expel an ambassador for.

Mes deux émotions du jour :

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British federalism mmmm

Speak for yourself, Canadians will remember this perfidy for generations

i love british comedy