Now, that's something that can only be written by a cis man. Anyone who's ever worn a brassiere can tell you there ain't nothing gentle about that uplift.

So much small peen energy.

As an alum (M.F.A. '97), I'm glad that I never managed to make a contribution to any of the various funds that earnest young people would call to solicit from me. At the time it was because I couldn't afford to (hello, M.F.A.!) I can afford to now, that they will never, ever get one dime from me.

And any male titty-baby that wants to whine about how young men are disadvantaged can shove it up their blow hole. Or at least pay for every single woman they know to get a passport or another form of "acceptable" ID.

Every press conference should disqualify him from this job.

President Trump’s tariffs cost the average American household $1,000 in 2025 — and costs are set to rise even higher in 2026. He’s making life more expensive for everyday Americans while his family gets richer. That’s not leadership. That’s a scam.

My Latest: Contrary to many doomsayers, it is not too late to protect the midterm elections. There are steps Democrats can take now — at both the state and federal levels — to safeguard our elections. www.democracydocket.com/opinion/its-...

Cannot. Wait. Don't miss this if you're in the area!

Every horrible policy put forth by this administration in a single headline.

liam and his dad are home! and someone please get rep. castro a coat!

Vaccinate your kids, you friggin nuts.

Do enough people even know about this? I hope so, because the only way out of this is for the business sector to feel it in their bottom line.

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For those of you that ask, “What can I do if I can’t be actively involved in protests and such?” This is what you can do, and it’s the easiest thing in the world! NOTHING! We’ll call it, Do Nothing Friday! #ProsecuteICE #Resist #FuckTrump #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

From this moment forward (and before, but clearly now): -If you work for ICE. -If you vote for money for ICE. You are complicit. This is the gestapo. You're on the wrong side. You can't pretend not to know.

Even though it's terrifying we can't give up. We must stand together, support each other, and bear witness. This is no time to be on any sidelines.

What time is it? It's "block a condescending a-hole" time.

Remove them. Defund them. Abolish them. Prosecute them.

If you're living somewhere outside the USA, one thing you can do is pressure your leaders to boycott World Cup and Olympic events here.

Bondi's not dumb; She believes that most of us are. I don't believe that, in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. We saw what we saw and we will win.

now - especially now - a reminder that we are going to win. and this is why

And primary every single politician who calls for anything less.

ICE is a state sponsored terror organization. When we bring this to an end, AND WE WILL, we must have accountability for the guilty and the complicit.

Thei wante us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe, and broadwaye to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop writinge. Thei want to give us hell and have us pay for it.

Highlighting: That's not the MN State flag anymore. A major reason for the change was specifically blatant racist, anti-Indigenous imagery. It is a specific choice to use this flag. Minority extremists use the old flag as a dog whistle. The Vice President is prominently dog whistling.

House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries said on Wednesday that he would reject a bill to fund the Department of Homeland Security for the rest of the fiscal year. But, according to NBC News, Democratic leaders did not state they would whip a vote to push all members to follow their “no” vote.

Alt: A cartoon: Putin stands to Trump's right, pressed a gaudy framed certificate into his hands, saying "Finally! A prize you actually earned!" The prize has Russian flags in the corners and reads 'Employee of the Month.'

I think about it every time the Epstein Files come up.

This is Dulce Consuelo Diaz Morales She is 22 years old and has a U.S. birth certificate ICE detained her for -25 days- and now is being forced to wear an ankle monitor by ICE because they question her citizenship status

We didn't punish the South hard enough after the civil war and we're still dealing with this bullshit 160 years later as a result. Should be a lesson to Democrats that there can be no kumbaya with MAGA after Trump is gone. Everyone who broke the law must go to prison.

Abolish ICE.

A Black man was killed by ICE (off duty) in Los Angeles on New Year’s Eve. And like Renée Good, he was an American citizen. But most people have not heard about Keith Porter. I need y’all to realize this. Black people experience this lack of visibility all the time when it comes to being victims.

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

So pasta is where you were successfully able to draw the line? Fantastic.

What's especially insane about all of this is that Maduro is going to get more due process than the Venezuelan migrants deported to CECOT.

It's also a test. If we don't stand up when he illegally goes after a dictator, will we do much more if he illegally invades Greenland? Or Mexico? Or Canada?

My prayers and good will is with the people of Iran. NOT with foreign interventionism by a hypocritical fascist who arrests and murders civilians, including U.S. citizens, with impunity. The people of Iran deserve freedom and self determination and my hope and prayers is they receive true justice.

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DHS stole the work of a Japanese artist to make a wildly racist post.

Red or blue, this is a shitload of misery making, click-baity drivel. If we ever want to get past this we have to treat our attention as the valuable limited resource it is.

Legal AF was listed in the Fastest-Growing Partisan-Leaning Political Youtube Channels in 2025!

In case there was any doubt about where big tech stands.

Pictured (L-R): Sylvester Stallone, apparently stung by an entire beehive; Paul Stanley, revealing that the KISS makeup was load bearing; and Donald Trump, recently poisoned by the Joker

Don't even ask what happened with the Nespresso.

I'm wondering: Can Congress make it a felony to lie about or hide information regarding the president's mental acuity? Furthermore, would the Dems have the balls to do it if they could?

When an ICE agent fired the tear gas canister, it hit 55-year-old nurse Vincent Hawkins in the face, shattering his glasses and concussing him. As he was rushed to the emergency room, he wondered if he'd ever see through his left eye again.

step-by-step pie-throwing

A reminder for those who are not aware: "remigration" is the process of deporting all non-white people from a country. It includes citizens and is, by definition, ethnic cleansing. And to be clear: this is not fake. I just screenshot it myself.

Experts say it’s highly unusual for the White House to tell agents to give up custody of potential evidence in an investigation, as it did with the Tates. “I’ve never heard of anything like that in my 30 years working,” an ex-DHS official said.

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