Marjorie Taylor Greene to start at QB for the Cleveland Browns

This is my happy place.

How do you know when there is a bug in the window?

When did falling down become something I have to spend 2 weeks recovering from?

“We don't suffer from a shortage of metaphors. But you have to be careful which metaphor you choose, because it matters." — Richard Bach

Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel — theonion.com/pentagon-bla...

The phrase “a true substitute for thought” is pretty telling for me. If you’re afraid of other people thinking, you build a machine to do it for them. It’s horrifying enough to lose our humanity, it’s truly depressing to just give it away to a bot.

Listening to his tiny snores

I am torn between disgust and wishing I had thought of it first.

This is a very relaxed cat.

Worst polycule ever. apnews.com/article/work... turn to 'polyworking' to combat frozen salaries and inflation

Let me guess... His wife takes it all the time and still says she "has a headache."

Shut down for what!

Very disappointed that at the Falcons v Colts game in Germany, the national anthem was not played by Rammstein.

Just saw someone refer to the Wellbutrin tablet as an Everlasting Sobstopper

We really do have to quit pretending that the current healthcare system is somehow capitalism in action. Name any other customer transaction where: 1. You have no idea what the actual cost is at purchase. 2. You get mystery bills for months after. 3. If you don't buy the thing you get sick and die.

When did Dear Leader start ending all his messages with "Thank you for your attention to this matter?"

what a headline www.404media.co/nancy-pelosi...

Let CUNY Socialize EdTech for All of Us

The latest insanity. More than 3x for a higher deductible.

Sigh. Monday night football goes away because rich white assholes are arguing again. #YouTubeTV and #ESPN can fuck off into the sun for making Comcast seem appealing.

"Fleas ready to abandon dog, as rumor of impending bath looms"

New to this... Do World Series games typically last multiple days?

I don't normally watch baseball, but it seems like half of my BlueSky feed will stroke out regardless of who wins.

Parody is officially dead

Le sigh… YouTube tv decided to pick a fight with ESPN on the weekend of the Florida v Georgia game. I really really hate these companies.

@chriswarcraft.bsky.social A: Was this intentional? B: Aren't we all?

Dear Amazon, when ordering a toilet seat “Used-Like New” should not be an option.

Moving is hard work! #cutekitties #sleepingcats #cats @johneclark.bsky.social

Moved today. Even though this was a chosen move / upgrade, I would rather shave my nuts with a rabid weasel. Hired movers and they were fantastic, but still so stressful. Time for bed.

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You can change your mind upon the discovery of new information

...goddamn it

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe — theonion.com/home-depot-i...

billionaires should not be allowed to exist because the downside of "one of them loses their mind" is simply too dangerous for a functional society also, having a billion dollars tends to make you lose your mind

Do you have moderate to severe something? Ask your doctor if anything is right for you.

Mom called to ask me wtf Grok was and why her Tesla wanted her to long into it. It was offering her options like “sexy male voice” and “sexy female voice”

The most Billy Napier thing in the world is getting fired after a win. Hard to feel bad for a dude who’s gonna get 21 million over the next 4 years. I would fail for half that.

That's right

This is what democracy looks like. #NoKings

The refs at the Miss State v Florida game are absolutely awful.

apnews.com/article/no-k... “They say they’re referring to me as a king. I’m not a king,” Trump said in a Fox News interview airing early Friday, before he departed for a $1 million-per-plate MAGA Inc. fundraiser at his club. Big “Let them eat cake” energy.

And the power of the purse becomes the power of a Pekingese. Lap dogs the lot of them.

First quarter of the Grampa-bowl is about what I expect. It’s football. It’s watchable. However I cannot move past my epic loathing of Aaron Rodgers.

I love hearing the announcer refer to the Falcons as “Chasing relevance.”

The Sunday stretch

Kissing booth or hissing booth?

Question: if both teams get called for holding, is it really just cuddling?

Dear Fox, I happen to like watching the Lions kick the shit out of the Bengals. Switching me over to a game where I have to listen to Tom Brady is a Geneva Convention violation.