Question: if both teams get called for holding, is it really just cuddling?

Dear Fox, I happen to like watching the Lions kick the shit out of the Bengals. Switching me over to a game where I have to listen to Tom Brady is a Geneva Convention violation.

Teach the controversy

Not a fan of the new iOS. Apple: “Look everything jiggles” Me: “I am 62 year old chonky boy. I don’t need the reminder.”

Too brain tired for the nonsense. Please enjoy a cat picture

A little concerned about the words “violence” or “violent“ showing up with positive connotations. It seems like every NFL coach is preaching it. Pete Hegseth seems positively gleeful about it.

Oh look… Two countries that are not fighting have agreed to a peace treaty. This should go well.

The announcer saying “The Falcons are working with a lead” as if Big Foot suddenly showed up to free style rap. It mystifies me too announcer dude.

It’s honestly difficult to be sexier than this guy.

And there is my part 🔥🐶 Really glad I could add my bouncy creatures and animate the fire inspired by the comic! Once again thank you everyone for having me on board ❤️

Was anyone else woken up this morning at 4am by their brain playing "Wynonna's Beaver" by Primus on a loop? Just me?

When did Tom Brady start looking like Mr Spock?

God the Falcons are awful. I hope Younghoe Koo is at home laughing his ass off.

Since the football evening is crap, I give you a cute cat on a tardis.

Rory says it’s Friday.

As much as I love football, I have to mute the national anthem these days. It’s just too depressing with that creature in the White House.

On hold with Bank of America. Pray for me.

I had a slightly different perspective…

Ah the "Big Tech Utopia." Where every human endeavor has been replaced by a machine. I am sure we will still be able to find jobs washing the feet of the rich, or perhaps selling our organs.

"It is unclear whether Mr. Trump’s intent was to gain an immediate advantage during negotiations or if the focus was broader." or, and I am just speculating, perhaps Generalissimo NutJob wanted to play with toy soldiers.

This professor decided to teach his college students Fact-Checking 101 — here’s what happened www.niemanlab.org/2025/09/this...

TIL Marvel's first theatrical movie, produced by George Lucas, was "Howard the Duck." The animatronic duck costume used cost $2 million in 1986 dollars. After the film cratered, Lucas, deep in debt, sold off the CGI division of Lucasfilm to Steve Jobs. Where it was given a name change.

Just watched Brent Spiner and Gates McFaddin get stopped going into DragonCon for not having badges lol. They were very good natured about it.

I love the fact that auto-correct changes "Ambettor" to "Abattoir" each time I use it. I can't really argue with it.

God never gives you more than you can handle, unless it would be funny

The thin line of fascism? Look behind you. I don't think you can save a country that allows this to happen. apnews.com/article/abre...

Soylent Green Day

Every tech update now is like: "Great news, the word processor you've relied on for twenty years has learned to juggle! Is it good at it? No! Does it help in any way? Of course not! Has it made it insufferable to use? Oh, absolutely."

10th text message today from some democrat no one has heard of, running a campaign in a state I don't live in and asking me for money. How is it that Dems are still so terrible at this? Looking at you @actblueorg.bsky.social . I will tip you when you stop selling my info to every two-bit huckster.

Sushi is fine. As long as it's cooked and actually made of chicken, not fish.

I would like to get some work done. Unfortunately my computer mouse is somewhere underneath this cat.

What's your take on the moment we're living through in 50 words or less. [you able to quote post]

My weird creations #258 A wooden Mac SE with an infinity cube inside: youtu.be/NmIIUkeNO8Y?...

"I am grateful merely to be in your presence oh lord."

I am not a robot... but if I become one, does it mean I never have to click on "pictures of a motorcycle" ever again? I might take that deal.

Packing with cats. If only getting them into carriers was this easy.

For my #NoMansSky friends: youtooz.com/collections/...

Bluesky has a growth problem. I am still the same size as the day I joined.

😍 Launching on Saturday 9th August, 12pm PT / 8pm BST www.youtooz.com/collections/no-mans-sky

A prayer bench, 2 dozen candles and a black velvet painting of Andy Kaufman.

No Country For Old Pedos

Age verification? My first concert was a free show for the Police, "Outlandos d'Amour" and the live harmonies were awful. (They got better later on)

The paw work…

Holy shit. Are you fucking kidding me. This is the coolest endorsement in history. I love that @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social is like "nope" while the Wu is like HELL YEAH

Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting — theonion.com/ghislaine-ma...

Profit! apnews.com/article/cat-...

www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio... Daaaaamn…