Don't make me tap the sign.

Okay, that's pretty cool.

Just assume everyone you talk to online is a cop.

Pumpkin spiced go fuck yourself

Ambrosia maple bowl, 7.5" wide x 4" tall, tung oil. I absolutely love ambrosia maple, just a gorgeous wood. The dark streaks are a result of the ambrosia beetle boring into the wood. #woodworking #woodturning

Bolivian rosewood bowl, 6" wide x 2" tall, tung oil. I think I picked this up in Denver a couple years ago and finally got around to it. Without question some of the prettiest wood I've ever worked with. #woodworking #woodturning

Tiny maple bowl, 4.5" wide x 1.5" tall, tung oil. This thing cracked all to hell as it dried, frankly, it should have gone on the burn pile but I liked that little void on the side. I may keep this one. #woodturning #woodworking

Hickory bowls. They're all about 5.5" wide x 2.5" tall and finished with tung oil. I like hickory, it's easy to work with and it's a really pretty wood. #woodturning #woodworking

Blackbird cereal bowl. Just listed. Stoneware. Illustrations by me. Surly.etsy.com

Yet another broken promise! No flying cars, no time machines, no sex bots...I hate this timeline!

So if a question or problem has a clear solution where nothing is up for debate, it's said to be 'cut and dried'. But what if the solution is unclear? What do we call that? Whole and wet? Uncut and damp? Intact and moist? What are we going with there?

Challenge accepted, Robinson!

no more pants for tonight, pants are stupid.

Hey, quick question, what the fuck?!?

Vase, 5.5" tall x 3.5' wide, tung oil. Not sure what kind of wood this is but it's pretty! Left a little of the bark on there too, just because. #woodturning #woodworking

Angelique bowl, 5.5" wide x 3" tall, tung oil. I like this wood, I've only worked with it a couple of times but I like the results. #woodturning #woodworking

Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. So I guess the moral of the story is set more men on fire, ladies. Or something, idk.

I can't really argue with any of this.

this...this doesn't seem right

Halloween nutcrackers and advent calendars. Smfh.

Welcome to the antique store, could I interest you in a BASKET OF DEMON?

3 months until Christmas!

Beeswax? More like BOOswax kitchentableworks.etsy.com

"Afternoon yell" "Did you mean "afternoon y'all-" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

WORST cake. It's not even cake, it's basically bread. I'm convinced no one really likes carrot cake, they just like cream cheese icing.

Everything is goddamned awful so here's a 91 degree angle for no reason. This is gonna make some of you twitchy.

You're dumber than a box of hammers and only about half as useful.

...same

Happy Rapture Eve!

🎼Take me home, country hoes🎶 or whatever John Denver said

I mean...I guess that's an option.

I'm not the only one who wanted to run in the big hampster wheel on Double Dare, right? I can't be the only one.

I dunno, if it's this fucking easy to dismantle our democracy, maybe we don't deserve it. We're certainly not fighting to keep it.

Hey, remember when we had laws? Like actual rules for what people can and can't do? And punishments for when people broke those laws? Turns out all those were merely suggestions. Yeah, you can just ignore those and get away with it, I guess. Well, they can, not us.

We are watching a fundamental, and likely irrevocable, shift in this country. We are witnessing, in real time, the end of our democracy as we know it. And no one is doing a goddamned thing about it. Certainly not our elected officials.

America being destroyed by a tv show host because of a podcaster is just about the most American thing ever, ngl.

Hey, remember a couple of years ago when we were all on Disney's side cause they were fucking with DeSantis down in Florida? They could have done that here too and told that asshole and his cronies exactly how to shove it up their collective asses but, instead, they caved.

Updating my resume to include 'staying at home and avoiding people' under skills.

🎼I stole an F-16🎶 From where? Where tf did you steal a goddamned fighter jet?! And what do you plan on doing with it, hiding it in your garage? They can track those things, y'know! Dude, you're either getting shot down or you're going to prison. Like *so much* prison!

Post a female character you love: Kinsey Millhone. Still pissed we didn't get the last book.

Disney knew people would be pissed. They knew they'd lose fans/subscribers. They're a HUGE global company so every single decision they make is analyzed for potential customer/financial impact. But they went ahead with this bullshit decision hoping we'd eventually just...forget about it.

omfg, i can't believe this motherfuckers are making me support Jimmy goddamned Kimmel. I DON'T LIKE IT HERE ANYMORE.

No. Actually, FUCK no. No idea what this smells like and I dont' wanna find out. It can't be good.

Back in my day, insurance companies didn't make up 70% of all tv commericals.

I picked up some acorns the other day. One was particularly well formed. So...

Hey, remember the Epstein files? Boy, they sure did distract us from that whole thing, didn't they?