Dear Arsenal fans. You're welcome!

The actual fucking GALL of these hypocritical thundercunts.

JimmyKimmelLive.

Bigger, and better.

@truthseekerusa.bsky.social I'm blocking you because you're a lying, Trump taint licking Thundercunt. Go wave your new Gadsen Flag.

Who wanted a long cup run possibly leading to winning a trophy anyway?

Alex Jones is actually defending the Trump administration over this blatant murder.

@lukepbeasley.bsky.social For DECADES this fat fuck has talked about "tyrannical government overreach" & "armed government operatives" killing civilians, but when an actual incident happens caused by an administration he supports? 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 This fat fuck is as big of a fraud as the rest of them.

For DECADES this fat fuck has talked about "tyrannical government overreach" and "armed government operatives" killing civilians, but when an actual incident happens caused by an administration he supports? 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗 This fat fuck is as big of an unprincipled fraud as the rest of them.

There is more chance of me flying to Moscow with a 500watt portable Bluetooth speaker, walking into Red Square, & blasting out a self made dubstep track where the lyrics are just repeats of the words "Putin is a c**t!" in Russian, then there is of me booking a trip to Orlando.🤷🏿‍♂️

Make it viral.

I seriously can't think of another American political leader less suited to be in charge at this time.

We're not getting a decision off this ref today, are we?

What just happened ... Comedy: Jamie Kaler

That FIFA Peace Prize is look pretty fucking redundant now, isn't it

Evil fucking hate hag.

Karma knows your address.

When you are playing Trivial Persuit and the answer is Jimmy Savile.😬

What. The. ENTIRE. Fuck?!?!?👀👀👀👀

And now her dog (who knows I'm a soft touch) wants my chicken.😑

When you stay with friends for Xmas to get away from your own family drama, only to be dragged into theirs.

THE SAME FUCKING GOAL AGAIN!

Thank fuck for that equaliser!

WHY DO WE ALWAYS CONCEED A FUCKING WONDER GOAL?😡

I don't generally condone violence but happy Andrew Tate Getting Battered Day.

FLASHBACK… Seems relevant today…

This man made a list.......

Oh, well played!!!!!!👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LET HIM PLAY!!!!!

I love Ethan Hawk for this.

What (and I cannot stress this enough) THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH?!?!?👀👀👀👀

(Customer puts ice skates on my counter.) Me: "We don't take skates. We haven't for about ten years." Customer: "I'm buying them back." Me: "Great, but we don't take skates." Customer: "I don't want a lot for them." Me: "We don't take skates." Customer: "I'll take £10." Me: WE DON'T TAKE SKATES!"😡

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 That was so fucking OBVIOUS.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OMFG, that has to be the worst goal I have ever seen United score!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@stoatie.bsky.social Jared Leto is the actor version of lawyer Lionel Hutz from "The Simpsons." He keeps getting hired no matter how badly he did before.

Newsom’s comms team still going hard

Already today I've seen posts declaring both Die Hard and A Muppet Christmas Carol as 'not Christmas movies'. Y'all need some help.

@jaketapper.bsky.social @maddow.bsky.social @lawrenceodonnell.bsky.social @adammockler.com @atrupar.com Jesus H Shitkicking Christ, THAT MAN IS THIRD IN LINE TO THE FUCKING PRESIDENCY!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡 Why aren't reporters pointing this out to his face and demanding to know why he is so uninformed?

If Admiral Bradley didn’t realize before that these cowards were setting him up to take the fall, he knows it now. Time to hire a good lawyer.

The number of people who suffered through this in 2025 reached pandemic levels.....

Cc @jaketapper.bsky.social

What he said: 💯 🎯