he is horrible

TW // dubcon, noncon, molesting PA-san finally taking what she's been waiting for...

We also played Commander together with my wife because we all randomly had decks, so fwiw there are some stereotypes even I can't escape

they’re literally just playing around cw spanking

hndr r0 spoilers, cw blood / swear fealty

Better put the car in Park. We’re gonna be here for a while.

yeah sure I'll post that

Commission: Inspection day

repost of the "free street pup" topaz arc

Centaur on the Subway

cw abuse / beating / piss crops from set of commissions i got from youremystump on tumblr ☺️♥️

gender affirming care

journalists are like i cant leave twitter because that's where the news is meanwhile, the news:

right now i feel like i need someone holding me down/sitting on me and forcing me to drink beer while saying "be a big girl for me" or "swallow for me baby" or something similar to encourage me to actually swallow it. because i am not drinking this shit on my own

If wrestling is fake explain this

i always like these sort of things, this one was pretty hard

It was time to draw Beatrice herself... Umineko was such a good read... I love you Beato

💭 space marine maid vtuber who calls their viewers "emperors"

Im pretty. My dad said so.

Taking bets on the last chapter being an unillustrated personal essay about how Fujimoto has decided that producing shonen manga is miserable and that from now on she's going to be publishing in Comic Yuri Hime in order to heal herself

settling down with the unsettleable (aka: we can't have normal sex)

you are disgusting

Tessa had her friend Lucy over and she really wanted to do a massive lore dump. To ensure maximum attention though, she had to take some precautions. Lucy belongs to @typisch.bsky.social Art by Eudetenis: picarto.tv/eudetenis

bonus: the next morning! ✨

How to treat your puppy friends

I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs. This video is lowballing it.

bsky does kinda have an issue with people falling for shit real easily but also I remember posting this before SF6 launched on twitter and having a handful of people genuinely believe it so things could be worse to put it lightly

I sometimes worry I go a bit too hard with my resentment of British newspaper journalists as a class, but then I am reminded of stuff like this and am reaffirmed in my belief that we simply do not loathe them enough.

wire maintenance #zzzero #zhuqing - August 7, 2024

#ポケモン #pokemon

Seize the opportunity when a mic is thrown in your face!

normal girl apology

sleep doctors act so affronted when you say "yeah my cpap didn't help" as if it isn't a machine strapped to your head that's forcefully blowing humid air into your face while you're trying to sleep

a trans woman i know is being deported back to the USA due to the Home Office messing up paperwork. her wife is desperately trying to raise the funds to prevent this. they have 48 hours before she’s put on a plane and might never be able to return. please, help if you can. they’re both terrified.

Fifth Element diva pony ^__^

me suffocating because i took a piss in microgravity

mahoako pits

now that Caves of Qud is steam deck compatible I can play it at my gf's vaginoplasty consult! #QudintheWild

Balloon-Yote @silverill.bsky.social may look light and bouncy, but make no mistake: that boy is several hundreds of feet tall and absolutely PACKED with tungsten hexafluoride. #mouthmoth.art

Terrified and obsessed... Poor things.

Guess what game this is about. I dare you.

yeah that's right I'm MtF (Mee tand Fuckkingdom)

few know this but this pic was actually painted from life!

if you're a woman and know what amv's are congratulations you are in fact milf age

WHY IS EVERYTHING STRANGER THINGS NOW

new thing: do you fucking hate filling out f-list or carrion profiles because the kink list is super daunting? i have great news for you. i just invented a kink wizard that uses geometry (cosine similarity) to help guide you to filling your profile out Super Duper Easy. it's called the kink wizard

discovering this game is famous for a load of the answers being ludicrously wrong lol