im so tired of feeling jealous and sad and miserable. give me the ice pick ill fix this myself if i have to

its objectively funny the things that trigger my spirals these days

more like yu yu hakugay

It doesnt get much better than dog with a hat

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

silksong dlc has the chance to do the funniest thing in gaming history

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

wow this week has been very roughsies

i love that my experience with clair obscura 33 was watching someone playing it for like 2 hours and it seemed terrible and then it won like 40 awards

the 'i dont even feel like im going to cry today' to 'sobbing by yourself' pipeline is real btw

Been thinking about He's Presents all day.

the world has changed

Dawg look at me im grabbing you my the fucking shoulders, i am permanently disabled because when i was a child who was not thin my medical issues were brushed to the side by doctors as me needing to work out more, despite me being very active at that time as well. fatphobia is a system of oppression

last unicorn killed to protect assets

all my friends who played destiny 2 talk abt it like an abusive ex that theyre one bad night away from calling

cis woman who wants a hairless neotenic boywife, pretty and childlike and borderline penetrable, but being repulsed by any bisexuality (because suddenly there might be competition and oh-oh, what if he finds someone else more attractive)

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you

'male' is not a gender anymore you gotta choose one. im adding more binaries. im dark woke

wow! SHOWHOUND sure was brutal, huh? poor Sartha. if only she had the sponsor of today's video, BetterHelp,

knowing lots of people with some brand of identity disorder has really removed a lot of horror in the "[x] isn't here right now..." like oh whats up [x]s headmate Brandon. I'm fixing some mac n' cheese.

no one has ever gotten the spirit of our country as right as paul verhoeven making robocop

The moment you understand that gender segregation largely exists in sports to protect the egos of fragile men from the indignity of losing to a woman or to allow women to compete without enduring unwelcoming "No Girls Allowed" spaces in sport then the lie behind "protecting women" becomes apparent.

i read this post and was like "who the hell would say that" only to open it and learn it was ME who said it

reposting this tapcord shitpost of mine here because I'm an evil and vain woman who thinks you ought to see this again

Nothing makes Sartha feel good the way gyro lamb, cucumber, feta cheese, onions, spinach, and tatziki sauce on a warm pita bread does

First Forgotten #LGBTQ #Queer #LGBTQrights #Transrights

cats dont know how to unhook their claws from stuff anymore. they just get stuck and meow at you. because of woke

What is going on over there

Medieval cat lobster of history

gangnam style was a Psy op

i drew him.

friend tested negative and immediately stuck a bottle of poppers under my nose

i'm developing a medieval open-world adventure game in which your character is immortal but has to sneeze constantly, so mostly you just wander the towns and countryside searching for kerchiefs and the like. sometimes you have to acquire oaken buckets or enchanted books to sneeze into

if anyone knows where that screenshot is from pls tell me. but yeah, crabs.

i swear to fucking god i saw this like a week and a half ago and i cannot cannot cannot stop thinking about it its so fucking good

The Salvation Army are a hate group. Do not forget that this winter.

Help!! I'm the Artillery Doll's Reload Bitch☆ And She Keeps ♡Fingering♡ Her Ammo Intake Chamber ☆ I can't do my job in these conditions! If Only She Didn't Get So Turned On♡ Every Time She Splattered♡ The Enemy Troops♡ Into A Big Charred Crater♡♡♡

Girl who makes you apologize after she bullies you.

If you leave her caged for too long it starts to get too easy. Make sure to take it off every so often, let her jerk off but forbid her from cumming - make her really remember what she's missing out on.

my experience trying to get people to read umineko since completing it

bad news gang, no more gen 1 Pokémon stuff from me, I've seen the arguments and they're rock solid

Don't wanna be a cunt but whenever i see a post that's like "New scam going around, be careful" it's paired up with a screenshot that looks like this