Grijalva: I was looking at the example of now-Representative Walkinshaw from Virginia, who was elected two weeks ago Tuesday. The following Wednesday—less than 24 hours later—he was sworn in, with unofficial results. So for me, apparently the rules have now changed in just two weeks.

ICE is abusing/torturing/disappearing/killing people using our tax dollars and in our name.

Kimmel’s writing staff doesn’t seem cowed by the events of the past week. @jimmykimmellive.bsky.social

BREAKING: Sinclair FOLDS and ends its preemption of Jimmy Kimmel Live! The show will return tonight on Sinclair's ABC affiliates.

Yeah… This…

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If you voted for him, you've done this.

Murphy: "The second remedy is for the Dem Party to make clear that if you give us power, we're gonna break up these media monopolies... if we want to be credible as a critic of Trump's slide to totalitarianism, we have to explain how we're gonna put local communities back in charge of their news."

FBI: "There was anti-ICE writing on the bullet." *flash over to the scene of the crime* *bullet has "anti-ICE" written on it* This is not real. This is a Family Guy bit.

Two big firsts today. No other American president has ever named a political opponent to be prosecuted—much less had an AG follow through with an indictment. No FBI Director has ever released evidence from a live crime scene. The Epstein files must be SO BAD.

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

YOU try doctoring crime scene evidence in a hurry with only the items you have on you and let's see how good of a job you do, alright?

Stop disappearing people with no criminal record, stop threatening their children to lure them into being captured, stop encouraging citizens to rat each other out, stop censoring comedians and academics, stop weaponizing the law, stop whipping up hate at the most vulnerable. Then maybe.

This is supposedly a stripper clip with the rounds found at the scene of the shooting in Dallas today. It’s like someone is intentionally trying to see what level of dumb shit the American people will accept as truth.

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

Ya'll some lyin ass mfs.... prisoners of ice were shot, not ice members.

New Supergroup Alert: Darius Rucker, Mike Mills & Steve Gorman are Howl Owl Howl 🦉🦉🦉

I don't care what anyone says, Hilary would have been great

Trump pushed Kimmel into going full resistance lib for the biggest audience he will ever have. Another masterclass from the president.

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs. You’ll never see an escalator out of order sign. Just escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg

Pritzker seems to be the only one warning about this regularly

Here is the nitty gritty stuff you want to know about ABS in MLB:

Uh, this is insane

Widespread Panic Live at Paramount Theatre on 1997-11-15 https://archive.org/details/wsp1997-11-15.mg300.flac16

Sinclair media is run by Boris Epstein. Yes that boris. That's who's curating the news middle America watches.

Amanda Shires spent an afternoon introducing me to Lubbock and a small portion of those very fun hours is now chronicled in Texas Monthly ahead of her new album :) gift link: www.texasmonthly.com/arts-enterta...

Trump has humiliated the United States on the global stage again

I remember it like it was yesterday.

This is delusional but you don’t have to read the whole thing. Boils down to: he’s shutting down the government because he thinks he’s a king.

Okay. So this is wholly on the Republican controlled government then.

Trump's UN speech was an embarrassing shitshow that brought disgrace upon the United States. Congrats, America.

A statement from Tylenol

Pritzker: "MAGA Republicans in Congress may be in control now, but in 2026 they will not be unless Donald Trump does something to change this country fundamentally. And that is what he's trying to do ... we Democrats are going to win in 2026, but not if Donald Trump is allowed to cheat."

Pritzker: "One of the reasons Trump wants to send troops into cities is bc he wants to be able to take control of the 2026 elections...if they've got troops in cities, & it becomes a kind of norm for people, then it won't be abnormal for them when they're going to vote having troops at ballot boxes"

Pickup day today

What's the over/ under on how many people in shitlers world dumped stocks before today's shitshow about TYE-LOW-NOLL?

Today: Tylenol; tomorrow: seatbelts

Trump is aggressively ignorant. He does not learn, actively resists it, and has surrounded himself with people who enable his stupidity.

Trump voters are the dumbest people on the planet. Who votes for this fucking mook twice?

California dreamin spring 26 #wsmfp

Really weird you haven't heard of Tyler Robinson having an attorney yet.

Don't forget, that fascist fluffing putz Jimmy Fallon never said a word about Kimmel or Colbert. Fuck him. Never watch his drivel.

Peewee German is just recycling N*zi garbage.

I understand Miller doesn’t like being called Goebbels, but maybe - and I’m just spitballing here - he should stop plagiarizing Goebbels speeches