Can't say I ever expected to see a "That Font was No Angel" headline. But here we are.

When the winner of the Nobel peace prize smuggled herself over the water and out of Venezuela to attend the ceremony in Oslo this week, her allies called the Pentagon to ask them not to arbitrarily murder her. www.wsj.com/world/americ...

So glad we got rid of DEI and brought back the MERITOCRACY! www.washingtonpost.com/climate-envi...

I need you to listen to and share this story - of how Trump is preparing to abandon Ukraine in exchange for Russian money for his billionaire friends. It could be the greatest corruption of American foreign policy in our history. Russia gets Ukraine. Trump's friends get rich.

Supreme Court oral argument this morning, in sum Sotomayor: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (derogatory) Gorsuch: you're asking us to destroy the foundation of government (complimentary)

Leave the Walz family the fuck alone!!! Can God get a fucking amen?!?

It is psychotic to me that in the year of our lord 2025 there is not passenger rail between 1) Philly and Allentown or 2) Philly and Scranton or 3) Allentown and Scranton Psychotic

What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.” What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.” Funny how that works.

Bought all your Christmas presents from Amazon? Cool, how’s that boot taste?

My theory, fwiw, is that Supreme Court Justices are not immune to Twitter brain poisoning. I suspect all six have horrific information environments and have therefore lost the ability to understand the people who don't agree with them.

Pet cost inflation has been turbocharged in recent years, not only cuz the price of grains and meats and chemicals have increased but also as private equity snatched up thousands of private vet practices. I don't keep track of the exact amount I spend on my pups but I think it's doubled or tripled.

Five corporations control 90% of the US media market. Airlines merged from 12 major carriers in 1980 to 4 today. Four giants control 80% of meat processing. The evidence of corporate consolidation is everywhere. It means more power for them and less freedom for you.

Fucking DUH you IDIOTS www.nytimes.com/2025/12/05/c...

IF THE IDIOTS IN CHARGE WILL AGREE TO FIRST SAVE THE PLANET AND THEN FUCK AROUND WITH AI AFTER WEVE ACCOMPLISHED THAT I AM WILLING TO COMPROMISE

I am SO TIRED OF HEARING ABOUT AI

If anyone needs me I’ll be under my desk having a good old fashioned existential stare at the ceiling

Who should our next Secretary of WAR be wrong answers only:

Big thoughts today people big thoughts

Ppl are so skeptical of government but somehow not skeptical of the consolidation of entire industries - tell me what is worse: a government where you get to pick who is in charge, or a corporation you can’t control but are forced to deal with because they’ve purchased all of their competition

This is probably why we shouldn’t allow all of our “free press” to be owned by oligarchs

This is totalitarianism. Not rule of law democracy. And everyone who excused thus is potentially signing this nation’s death warrant.

Me thinking about Nuremberg 2.0

Keystone Kash, his girlfriend, and her friends having the time of their lives using and abusing taxpayer funded resources and civil servants. www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...

This might be the dumbest thing WaPo has ever published

I would like to start guerilla-building wildlife crossings and culverts how do I recruit an engineer or ten along with willing property owners bc clearly the govt isn’t moving fast enough on this

The Center for Biological Diversity has filed a notice of its intent to sue the USFWS for refusing to develop a national gray wolf recovery plan under the Endangered Species Act under the chumps administration’s unlawful decision to again abandon wolf recovery. Do it!! 👍🏽 apple.news/AUIPeed-yQVG...

This is too much.

In 6th grade I was voted “most likely to have my own talk show” and at the time I took that to be an EXTREMELY offensive callout, but now everyone in America has a podcast and thinks that’s a good thing. I do not have a podcast. I will be marinating on this further. Probably out loud (to you all)

If there is a God they are either malevolent or they are currently PISSED. Just saying.

Surprising to precisely no one

25th Amendment now.

The despair and rage that comes with knowing that there was once a walkable and public transit-oriented America which we abandoned for the hellscape that is suburban sprawl and filled our neighborhoods with parking lots and endless highways is just sometimes too much for my poor heart

WE COULD ALSO NOT GO TO WAR WITH VENEZUELA OVER OIL AND COULD INSTEAD BUILD SOLAR AND WIND FARMS TO POWER THE US JUST A THOUGHT PEOPLE

Imagine looking back at this period of the human existence and being like “wow they could’ve stopped mass extinction and headed off the worst of the climate catastrophe, but instead they *gestures at grand-scale fuckery*”

SHEIN and Temu should simply not exist thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

“Whoever is directing this has completely lost touch with their mission to the country.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...

Last week a judge ruled the deployment of National Guard in DC illegal. In the order, the judge noted the substantial risk that the deployment “is going to lead to a dangerous or deadly encounter that could be catastrophic for public safety.” #consequences Gift link www.nytimes.com/live/2025/11...

God is begging you to send these National Guard troops home to be with their families. Stop ruining their lives so that Donald can cosplay fascism.

Last Thursday, a federal judge ruled that Trump’s deployment of 2,000 National Guard troops to Washington, D.C., was illegal. Today 2 National Guard soldiers are shot Trump sends 500 more troops 🤔

distill_social The FBI is expanding its probe to Democratic lawmakers for a video telling troops not to follow illegal orders. These are veterans reminding service members of the law, not traitors, yet the administration is deploying federal investigators like political attack dogs.

Now, remind me again that non-Americans should mind their own business.

Pete Hegseth is a disgrace thank you for your attention to this matter

Here is my peace plan for Ukraine/Russia. 1. Russia gets the fuck out of Ukraine. 2. Putin goes on trial in the Hague. 3. Russia pays everyone for everything. 4. Trump gets impeached, convicted, and sent to jail. Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Posts from Ukraine

Kharkiv, Ukraine right now.

GOP Rep. McCaul says he would advise Ukraine not to sign Trump's current peace plan "I would not advise Ukraine to sign" the 28-point plan, he said. abcnews.go.com/Politics/gop...

Just when I think I am no longer capable of being surprised