Sometimes to cope with our current existence I feel an overwhelming need to buy an unhinged number of plants

Gray vinyl flooring should be illegal

Whoopsie daisy. 🤣😂🤣😂

Trump's speech tonight was a 5-alarm fire for our democracy, our Constitution, and our country. No matter your political party, we must stand together for our democracy & fight back against this attempt to undermine it. No Kings.

He lied. He implicated his administration. He’s a sore loser. He still won’t release the Epstein files.

Miscellaneous thoughts while staring at the highway on my train platform: “We should’ve tunneled our highways like Madeira”

A little surprised that the Lindsey Graham primary ad of him destroying his cell phone repeatedly bc Donald gave out his number has not gone viral again, because candidly that was art as far as campaign ads go - I won’t give him much but I will give him that

He never deleted it.

Don’t live next to a fucking nature conservancy if you want to have a fucking fireworks display with 5626284 Roman candles you fucking assholes

Like it’s not traumatizing enough for wildlife with this heat already and then miscellaneous assholes are going to light off fireworks?

Paging NOAA / climate scientist sky: there used to be a really helpful GIS map showing how different levels of sea rise would affect the US. Obviously, it’s no longer available & most state websites are now defunct because they linked back to the fed data. Is there a comparable map anywhere?

Guys if you take your dog to the dog park please make sure they are FRIENDLY WITH OTHER DOGS so that my dog doesn’t get bit every other year even though he is an ANGEL BOI. Most importantly STAY OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE.

Pro bono election protection work might be the only thing apart from my pets keeping me even remotely on the hinge

if a police officer can't handle a dog without immediately shooting it, they should not be a police officer.

I genuinely don't know how you can look at this and say it is anything other than fascism.

We, the frogs in the pot, are officially boiled. There might be other ways out, but the most immediate one with the most potential is to vote. I know. I know it is a flawed system. But it takes so little energy and effort. You need to vote, and you need to tell every single person you know to vote.

Me: “What do you mean I have to go be an attorney today, if I don’t re-stain my sideboard with a dark mahogany finish at this exact moment I might die.”

One of Ken Paxton’s former defense attorneys just endorsed James Talarico. That should tell Texans everything they need to know.

Call your Senators and tell them to support aid to Ukraine (among the many other things we need to be yelling at them about).

This seems safe

Me thinking about how great it would be if it was during June: “Do it for the gays, Donald.”

If you see someone stealing food, no you fuckin didn't.

And the most pathetic and disgusting part is that they would.

NEW: She Faced a Life-Threatening Miscarriage. Under Arkansas’ Abortion Ban, Even Calls to the Governor’s Office Didn’t Help. Emily Waldorf’s case shows how abortion bans have left hospital lawyers, not doctors, deciding who gets care — and how lawmakers and regulators have failed to change that.

Things that, as I believe the youths say, make me want to yeet myself off my roof deck:

It is never acceptable to listen to music on public transit without headphones and there are no other reasonable takes on this issue

My toxic trait is that lately I have been playing Powerball on a weekly basis and, despite knowing I am more likely to be struck by lightning, I still spend ~1 hour a week thinking about my future passenger rail company, my wildlife overpasses, and my nature conservancies.

Moving to another city from DC is stressful bc what do you mean 93% of the population doesn’t have at least somewhat similar moral underpinnings? I can’t go around at work having to wonder who is undercover MAGA.

I’d honestly be cool with being snapped by Thanos at this point

People getting hyped up to celebrate America’s 250th: peak delulu. Guys, we didn’t make it. We are on life support at the finish line. Skip the parties and get involved for Christs sake.

The Fourteenth Amendment, written in the blood of the Civil War, says in Section 4 that this is blatantly illegal: “[N]either the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States.”

A story about KY GOP Senate nominee Andy Barr: In 2019 he got mad at AOC and demanded she come to his district to visit a coal mine. She said yes, which he didn't expect, so he withdrew the invitation. Then it turned out there were no working coal mines in his district. Because he's an idiot. 1/3

Fuck this. #fuck

Fucking duh

This is honestly so on point

Scott MacFarlane reports Democracy Forward has ordered the Trump administration to preserve all records tied to Trump’s $10 billion lawsuit against his own IRS and the newly created slush fund. CEO Skye Perryman: “Preserve your documents, because we’re going to see you in court.”

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Just unbelievable corruption. He said he would drain the swamp, instead he brought in the swampiest administration in history, declared himself Supreme Emperor of Swampopia, and ordered his justice department to essentially give his entirely family immunity.

Anybody who defends awarding tax dollars to the pardoned criminals who attacked our government on January 6 is complicit If this doesn't enrage you, nothing will

Sean Duffy has caught heat for taking his large family on an extended road trip funded by corporate sponsors—from Google, NBC/Comcast and more—that have spent millions lobbying the government.

“Instead of student loan forgiveness we’re doing a coup forgiveness program”

Ah, yes. Fewer air traffic controllers is the answer. www.reuters.com/business/wor...

For the umpteenth time: The most corrupt president in American history.

The president made between $220 million and $750 million worth of securities trades in the first quarter of this year, according to a Reuters analysis.

2026 has me missing covfefe IYKYK

Corporations are not people and money is not speech. Unfortunately, the U.S. Supreme Court has allowed corporate money to pollute our elections for over 16 years. States are finally starting to fight back.

I am shocked. This is my shocked face.

I’m quite enjoying no-fucks-given Senator Tina Smith.

If you’re a CEO pushing the use of all things AI at a company meeting, be prepared to answer questions about how your organization will mitigate the ethical and environmental impacts of AI use. Acting surprised and as if you’ve never considered it makes you look like an unserious person.