The straight will be the Water DMZ Tollbooth I guess?

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social do we need a PoliticoPitchbot?

D U BELIEVE IT? Congrats to the Pioneers on an 11th NCAA Men’s Hockey National Championship!

Epistemology, popularized by the Philly Phanatic.

It academia

¡Vaya sorpresa!

My new novel “Gary’s New Novel Was This Result Helpful to You?” is in big trouble.

Ouija board with Reagan

This is a serious crisis in the region. Really need msm to be covering this given that Pakistan has nuclear weapons.

Reírse del español de AOC, incluso del de Mamdani, es prueba inequívoca de haberse tragado cómo se vende en España lo “hispano/latino” como derivada directa de eso que llaman la “Hispanidad”, amén de creer que el único español válido es el de España. Y, una vez más, desconocer la realidad de USA.

Academics see the worde TTRPG and thynke "tenure track roleplayinge game"?

Live footage of peer reviewers reacting to my paper.

Dear reviewers: YOU DONT NEED TO BE CRUEL ASSHOLES.

Inevitably I look at graphs like this and viscerally feel like we need to rage bolus. #t1d

The experience of this winter in Colorado is so jarring, watching everywhere get cold and snowy and here it just feels like a warm desert with zero precipitation and like Spring weather and knowing we’re gonna have no water and the climate apocalypse is here and like time to get on the Axiom.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

Academic freedom is not an abstract concept

“Estamos hablando de gente como Chomsky, Hawking, banqueros, filósofos… todos trabajando de manera multidisciplinar”. Puedes leer el artículo completo en la web: www.elmundotoday.com/2026/02/isab...

DHS is building a network of death camps around the country often in secret, violating public safety/health codes, & despite resident objections. “If they are going to house people there, it is a death camp. I don’t say that lightly,” said AZ Sen. Analise Ortiz. “ shorturl.at/J0Qn0

“Don’t panic”

This Melania movie looks amazing.

If it is not clear, they are arresting Black activists & journalists b/c they can’t deport them legally & state terror can serve a dual purpose of chilling dissent & labeling Black folks as rioters (read-anti nationals)./1 A 🧵 showing how this worked in India from 2014-2019.

Minneapolis should press its momentum and demand not only withdrawal but start talking about the need for immediate reparations, loudly, with the total certainty that only winners have. "You have wronged us terribly and must pay recompense" and let them argue the second part.

This is a very good thing. Aurora (2nd largest city in CO) just closed their schools because so many of their teachers are going be gone on Friday. Encourage folks to stay home if they can. #generalstrike

Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass Philip Glass boycotting the Kennedy Center

Absolute boo-the-fuck-hoo.

Not only the worst of humanity, but the most cringe shit imaginable...

LA art powerfully depicting how the regime is murdering the US democracy. Fuck ICE 👊🏽

International news: “a team of scientists has discovered a new compound that generates unlimited energy and kills cancer cells with no side effects.” National news: “today they shot another person in the face.”

“‘Nürenberg is the moderate position’ is the moderate position” is the moderate position.

Absolute monstrousness.

I’d actually be good if the gyre would stop widening for a couple minutes

Tech wythout wisdom ys dystopia For a bettir future we need poetrye, creativitye, historical studye, love of languages, dreames, dialogues, new storyes, & intellectual curiositye. We must fund & expand higher educacioun yn HEART: H umanityes E thiques A rtes R hetorique & the crafte of T eaching

“I always retain optionality on anything!” I shout as I add a reading to the syllabus.

Was this because of the mustache? Is mustache the criterion?

Draft articles

Microplastics are here to stay; that's why we need to eat them responsibly in the classroom

I’m not following this Kat discourse but from afar man does it appear to be some kind of very Bluesky discourse.

A Christmas movie where the miracle is we *don’t* go to war with Venezuela. Along the way we also learn the value of love and community.

This is Reader 2. www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/net...

Trump-Kennedy Center lololollllll

This reminds me of Spinal Tap.

Who needs “no room at the inn” when you can do “kneeling on pregnant woman face down in the snow, plus tasers.” Classic Christmas stuff.

Zeno’s shitty coffee paradox

An academic disliked an Oxford Very Short Introduction (145 pages) in his field so much that he wrote a 200 page book review attacking it. www.pierre-legrand.com/ewExternalFi...

Somebody recently in this elevator was wearing some COLOGNE