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Review of February 2000's Planetary #8 by Warren Ellis, John Cassaday, and Laura Depuy Martin: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/04/plan...

Just saw the movie "Human Centipede" and now I understand why everybody was upset with my Christmas cards last year.

Review of April 2026's Batwoman #2 by Greg Rucka, DaNi, and Matt Hollingsworth: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/04/batw...

Review of 1982's The Dark Tower: The Gunslinger by Stephen King: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/04/the-...

I feel most seen when a character in a movie or tv show realizes they're looping in time so they just begin eating whatever the fuck they want constantly.

Review of January 2000's Planetary #7 by Warren Ellis, John Cassaday, and David Baron: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/04/plan...

Review of March 2026's Deathstork the Terminator #2 by Tony Fleecs, Carmine Di Giandomenico and Ivan Plascencia: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/04/deat...

My body would be so incredibly fit right now if fitness were directly related to how many cookies you eat.

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea the Newsletter #27 (from June 2018): tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/04/eee-...

Review of Bizarro: Year None #1 by Kevin Smith, Eric Carrasco, Nick Pitarra, and Michael Garland: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/04/biza...

Review of April 2026's Lobo #2 by Skottie Young, Jorge Corona, and Jean-Francois, Beaulieu: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/04/lobo...

Took the R.L. Stine Masterclass for writing for children and now all of my characters are haunted ventriloquist dummies.

Eee! Tess Ate Chai Tea the Newsletter #26 (from May 2018): tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/04/eee-...

It's not an existential threat to humanity at all. It's a future threat to GDP, the stock market, and a white supremacist's vision of the world.

I don’t like knowing there are so many of theses guys out there but I do like learning who they are via something terrible happening to them

Remember, when someone on tv does something you don’t like, it’s important to find them online and tell them off. It’s not rude, because you watch their show and that means you’re basically their client and boss.

Killed the Queen on Turn 1 with this deck in Slay the Spire II:

I'd be embarrassed to carry this around. And I carried around the Wishbringer stone from Infocom and made the Ultima IV ankh into an earring.

At 25 I traveled across the country in my VW bus. I was accompanied by the Sailor Scouts lined up on the dashboard against the window. The cool Japanese figures where they were in the pose at the end of their transformations.

From my exegesis of Pynchon's Mason & Dixon. I know, I know. What does that have to do with Mason & Dixon? Get off my back! What are you, my editor?!

My fan theory is that Batman is the only straight character but then he's an aging bachelor living with another man who adopted a kid so I might not be too good at these "fan theories".

Technically, the many TITS and asses of evil.

If God were real, Trump would have already exploded into a million squirming maggots.

"what do you want them to do?"

Truly insightful stuff. Pure genius. A mind too great for our times. mandd1line.blogspot.com/2021/04/chap...

People who don't write daily have the luxury of not realizing just how much more stupid they get year after year.

Review of 1992's Eclipso: The Darkness Within #2 by Keith Giffen, Loren Robert Fleming, Bart Sears, and Mark Pennington: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/04/ecli...

Review of 1992's Eclipso: The Darkness Within #2 by Keith Giffen, Loren Robert Fleming, Bart Sears, and Mark Pennington: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/04/ecli...

Review of 1992's Eclipso: The Darkness Within: The Adventures of Superman Annual #4 by Robert Loren Fleming and Bob McLeod: tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/04/ecli...

@kenhughe.bsky.social Were you the person who blocked this one?!

Occam's Razor doesn't point to Jesus resurrecting. It points to a cannibal gardener who just happened to look exactly like Jesus.

I know I need therapy because the song Cats in the Cradle makes me happy.

one time I was having dinner at Mar-a-Lago and Trump farted out the first four sentences of Moby Dick. We all applauded so loudly that we broke eighteen ketchup bottles.

If you get the waffle fries do you also have to eat with Ken?

One of the rarely mentioned problems with Powells and how much money a person winds up spending there is that it's across the street from a Doc Martins store where they sometimes have pink Doc Martins and then you have to spend money on those too.

I'm not saying astronauts are absolute monsters. Imagine willingly going somewhere you can't take your cat tho. That's what I'm saying.

The whole world will be your enemy, prince with a thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will smash you with a hammer. But first they must catch you.

Happy Spy Wednesday to those who celebrate!

I can’t remember who it was, but back in Twitter days, a Black woman told a story—something about how some white dude mispronounced her name on the first day and was a dick about it, so she proceeded to call him every white boy name for years until he begged her to stop. LOL.

Hey guys. I lost my penis. April Fools! Ha ha. I didn't lose it. I totally remember where I left it.

They believe in nothing. You can't build a civilization on no belief. They are inconsequential to humanity. When they die, things simply get better. They despise us for finding joy and whimsy in life.

Duh. God, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost.

A poem tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/03/a-po...

A poem tessatechaitea.blogspot.com/2026/03/a-po...

Our children are not our possessions, and neither are anyone else’s. They belong to themselves, and being themselves is their responsibility and their right. I’ll say it again. Our children are not our possessions, and neither are anyone else’s.

It didn't make me weep quite as much as Pig but the trailer for Supergirl didn't not make me weep. Weird weeping in both joy and pain at the same time.