U.S. intelligence has removed "T" from "LGBT" in their reports - including those intended to warn of threats to the community. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/feds-disap...

After his heinous assassination, Charlie Kirk's body was flown from Utah back to Arizona aboard Air Force Two. I hope the pilot was Black. Charlie would've like that.

The Justice Department is compiling the largest set of national voter roll data it has ever collected. They claim their goal is to prove that “troves of undocumented immigrants have voted illegally.” That’s not the real objective.

This means CHISTAS is right around the corner!

Yesterday morning I ate four dress shirts. Hope to pass at least one of them today as I need something to wear to a TIFF event this evening.

Well this is a shocking NOT A SURPRISE AT ALL. I wish everyone I care about was being a little more cautious. 💔 There’s still a mass-disabling event going on here, people.

Now I finally understand that Shakespeare line from The Two Gentlemen of Verona. "Cover thy milk dugs, Lady Julia. Doth thou wish to see Proteus thrown from his steed?"

Brain damage, Erectile Dysfunction and Alzheimer's. COOL. So if you continue to get reinfected with SARS-CoV-2 you'll eventually become an idiot who can't get a boner. On the positive side, you'll repeatedly forget that. #covidisnotover

just wrote a cover letter, tailored my resume, filled out alllllll the shit on a job application, clicked “next” and was met with “please link to a social media post you created that has gone viral with more than 10,000 views. if you do not have this, please do not apply.”

Still wondering if police and military would actually open fire on unarmed civilians? I’ve never doubted it for a second. 💔

I cannot stop wheezing

The perfect metaphor for this moment doesn’t exi…

I want this fight to last as long as it takes for both of them to out each other in ways that require jail time. Put the ketamine on, it's gonna be a long night.

Fuck yeah!!!

Okay, Kai Cenat telling the world Total Drama Island is one of his favourite shows has blown my kids’ minds! I’ve been telling them for years how cool I am, but would they listen??! Noooo… #totaldramaisland

This little film I made with some very excellent friends will screen at the Nickel Film Festival in Newfoundland and Labrador in June! Written by @standupmonkey.bsky.social Directed/edited by me DP @rytron.bsky.social Cast: Nicole Power, Natalie Brown, Bryn McAuley, Fuad Ahmed, Daniel de Santo

Crazy how long this conversation has been going on

Total Drama Island season 2 finally airing? It’s a miracle! May 31st get here now!!!

Normally when I scream "IT'S ABOUT F'ING TIME" it's because I'm finally seeing nudity in an HBO show that started with a warning that the show contained nudity. But today it's about the SEASON 2 premier of the TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND REBOOT in the USA! May 31st at 9AM. Make the ratings BIG for more TDI.

How will Trump respond? Nuke the hurricanes or change their path with a sharpie? To decide maybe he’ll toss a bitcoin!!

Had a wonderful time meeting new friends at the Mississauga Collectors Expo yesterday. Some knew me as Snoopy, some as Jonesy, some as Chris McLean, and even a few Scaredy Squirrel fans came by. Super fun day!

This. And don’t say “but it’s more complicated than that”, because people should never vote to hurt the people they love. See? Not that complicated. #NeverVoteConservative

Battle of Ontario. Game 2. Overtime!! #GoSensGo

C'mon out. I got some Snoopy Funko Pops to sign and some cool 6TEEN, Total Drama, Ridiculous Race, and Scaredy Squirrel art too!

The #battleofontario starts tomorrow! #GoSensGo

Gonzalez: Are you on the side.. that sends them to foreign prisons without due process? No. I’m on the side of the fucking constitution

He's doing ComicCon for incels

I'm not going to stop saying this. We need to stop calling it "deporting." It may not always be fair or humane, but deportation has a process. And it means you're sent back to where you came from. These people are being trafficked and sold to slave prisons. Not deported.

I love that Poilievre and Trump are now pretending to dislike each other in order to trick Canadian voters into believing they never made out in the backseat of this abandoned Lada. #NeverPoilievre

They should be friends

I haven't been checking my phone today and just noticed Pete Hegseth texted me top-secret war plans on Yemen, a recipe for mimosas, and a dick pic. America, are you okay???

Voice Actors, advertise yourself with one role, go: Snoopy on Apple-TV

I haven't seen many Pierre Poilievre campaign ads because I have PornHub blocked on my computer.

ELBOWS UP!!! ❤️🇨🇦❤️

SEVERANCE FINALE: Do you think those final few seconds were an intentional tribute to The Graduate?

UNFORTUNATE NEWS: I will no longer be appearing at the Syracuse Collectors Con this March. 😢 Entering the US as a Canadian is feeling a little unsafe lately. If you were hoping for an autographed SNOOPY Funko Pop, please reach out.

The Trump administration has lost the JFK files. They don't know what happened. The files had been moved to a special cell for protection, but the cameras failed, both guards fell asleep, and the files hanged themselves. #jfkfiles

Juno and Rebel "news" articles are not typed, they're shat out. #NeverVoteConservative

BOOM!!! I survived!!! #6teen #fanart

Here's a rough sketch of nikki han from 6teen full color coming soon. #art #fanart #digitalart #roughsketch #cartoonart #illustration

Which man in the photo below was found liable of rape by jury in the past two years? Trick question. They both were! #Day56💩

Donald Trump has only been President for 55 days.

BREAKING: Sarah Huckabee has received the results from her brain scan.

DEI and good wages. What’s not to love?

And where could someone find those …if they happened to be interested?

Things we shouldn’t need to be telling people!! And RFK has AT BEST a high school level of biology and is now making wildly inaccurate statements that will lead to stupid people losing their children.

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

Ullmark cuts off a male reporter trying to get another question in ahead of a female reported who had already been interrupted earlier. OMG I love this guy! ❤️ #GoSensGo #RESPECT

He was a few months ahead of himself.

Sitting in a packed LifeLabs waiting area. Gave up my seat to an elderly woman with a cane. The amount of smiles, head nods and kind words I got from all the other women was comical. Hope all the other men who stayed in their seats never get laid again. 🤣