The people who’ve been calling you baby murderers your whole life want you to turn down the temperature.

Bravo, Taylor. I giggled, gasped, sobbed, said “aww” 50 times. Congratulations!! 🧡❤️‍🔥

The president said, in a televised speech, that he's sending his new, less restrained, more violent military into US cities to practice their brutality on immigrants and minorities, to better train them to apply that brutality to other countries. He said this out loud.

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com

Meanwhile, Dana White will also be there so they can sort the crazy white boys into “military” and “WWE entertainment”

Since I WFH, sometimes I just sit in my car after school drop off in the morning because I know work is inside my house 😭😭😭

I’ve completely lost the ship. Any other toddler moms feel me? 😅😅

Would like to watch football but had screaming toddler fight napping for 30 minutes and I have to log into work. Love that.

Just in case you hadn’t heard, working moms are living in hell. Multiply that by 2 if they’re toddlers with sleep regression then multiply that again by multiple children. I only have one and Satan himself is running my life. Thanks for checking in.

The same guy telling you Portland is war-ravaged, told you Mexico was going to pay for the wall and people were eating your pets in Ohio.

Secret photo shows that Portland has already established an autonomous free zone! They're going to call it the Portland Saturday Market! #WarRavagedPortland #Portland

the political policy cure for “male loneliness” is - more time to hang with the fellas (4 day work week) - more money to spend with the fellas (higher wages) - more things to do with the fellas (taxing the rich and building 3rd spaces)

Tale as old as time

Oh hey Game Day dudes. 😍🤍

I want Notre Dame to score 950000 points on Arkansas today.

Hey so I knew the toddler would start protesting naps but projectile vomiting after putting him in his bed wasn’t something I anticipated happening once. Or now 3 times.

“We’re the good people, they’re the bad people. That’s the best way I know to explain it. I don’t like their people, I don’t like their players, I don’t like a damn thing about ’em.” — Former KU coach Don Fambrough

WAY TO KICK, JACK!!! 😂🙌🏻🏈 I love @collegegameday.bsky.social so much

I know what #SportingKC needs. We need the reverse Ted Lasso. Send a premier league guy to Kansas. Wonder what Jurgen Klopp is up to. 😂😂

Dean Cain wishes he would have been famous or rich enough to be on Epstein’s list. Just ask the girls around Aspen 25 years ago 👀

USA v Fiji women’s rugby World Cup!! Yay @ilonamaher.bsky.social! 🏉🏉🏉

Etsy has always been iffy for me and aside from the recent calls to action on right wing merch, this is another thing that is sketchy. I specifically choose “ships from United States” on most items because I want to support the actual small businesses. I ordered a ring from a shop in “Wyoming”

We’ve reached the point of toddlerhood where we just say “good night!” and close the door and he doesn’t even cry for me anymore? Just talks to his stuffies and jumps on his bed until he lays down and goes to sleep. Absolutely wild to me.

nice to see your mom is keeping busy

I wish my camera could capture how green it is outside right now. #kswx

THE MOON 😍🌕

“After months of hesitancy” Months If Jonathan Swan is accurate, Trump has been preparing to start a war with Iran basically since he got into office Which means He lied to the American people He never notified Congress He has now placed US citizens in grave danger And he must be impeached

We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.

I just keep thinking of the troops. Kids who signed up to get out of shitty situations or to get an education. Only to be used by an ungrateful psychopathic draft dodger. FDT

Honestly, the fact he can’t recover from this is glorious. Please watch. This is how l felt practicing in the South, even though I never litigated. I was always presumed to be “the girl/gal”. @amyirenie.bsky.social you may get a kick out of this. And allowing it to drip…

Singing the song from the Legos movie but changing the words to “Everything is AWFUL! Everything’s NOT cool when you’re part of a team!”

Sharks, I need money for a cotton candy grape winery. We’ll be rich. signed, Elder millennial and toddler mom. Would also consider a collab with @barefootwine.bsky.social or something

Totally the best getting to see you guys!! I feel pretty cool that he gave up some precious teenage time to say hi and meet Theo 🥹🥹🥹

Prominent Supreme Court litigator Lisa Blatt pushed DOJ to dismiss the case, saying it "could hobble the administration’s goal of cracking down on illegal immigration."

meanwhile, over here in reality, dads are taking their sons to high school velocity clinics then pressuring them to get tommy john to "get it over with"

Yeah daylight savings with a toddler is the 7th layer of hell.

The US was the sole UN member state to vote NO on a resolution declaring an International Day of Hope

...while watching Thommy have a great view of another goal given up by #SportingKC because he didn't even try to play defense.

"They'll never cut Social Security" is the new "they'll never overturn Roe v Wade."

Thought we’d switch it up and make salmon tacos tonight… @halfjohnbrown.bsky.social is reporting salmon is TWENTY DOLLARS.

This is such bullshit

*TRUMP SEEKS TO PUT 443 FEDERAL PROPERTIES UP FOR SALE *PROPERTIES INCLUDE HHS AND HUD HEADQUARTERS IN DC Listed properties here: www.gsa.gov/real-estate/...

another day of being a sad Kansas sports fan. Jayhawks-L at home. Sporting KC - L at home… (please equalize in 4 minutes so I can be wrong)

Fuck I have to buy gas tomorrow.

Girl...go fuck yourself. You voted for an adjuticated rapist that bragged about grabbing pussies whenever he wants.

The federal government employs nearly 30,000 people in the Kansas City metro area, 2.5% of the total workforce. Republican Congressman Mark Alford tells his constituents who were fired by an unelected billionaire that they shouldn't worry because "god has a plan" for them.

[Silence.]

Good luck tonight, Jayhawks. Absolutely no way I stay awake 😅😅