Actually watched the Truman show for the first time tonight after knowing the whole plot for a few years and yeah we’re so right I’ll never doubt again

every new thing we learn about the wedding has only further confirmed that this is performance art

Harry is NOT wearing blue and green at his pride show rn lmfao💀💀💀 That’s some lesbian fan edit bodysuit shit right there my god

After finally downloading my husband on the wedding so far out loud, I am extremely convinced of mockumentary. Adam Sandler as a genuine officiant choice, funny but really odd. As a mockumentary casting decision? Absolutely perfect.

Rose garden filled with thorns Keep you second guessing like "Oh, my God, who is she?"

The Chicks song. 💀 Blank Space. 💀 “So it’s going to be forever…” It’s the “…” for me. OR it’s gonna go down in flames. ❤️‍🔥

BOOKENDS I BEG OF YOU 🏁⌛️

Taylor talked at length about how she’s careful about who she interacts with because anything she does just gives the problem people more of platform. Yall need to step out of the black and white thinking for a sec and consider the reality and nuance of engaging with narcissistic abusers.

cool cool cool

this feels excruciatingly important right now

me when i protect my private life fiercely

Canto 26 in Dante’s inferno is circle 8 where people who have deceived others are, including the Trojan horse and Ulysses aka odysseus

Literally go back in time idk right before Midnights release and tell yourself that Taylor Swift just got married to a football player in Madison Square Garden, Adam Sandler was officiating and Karlie Kloss was there and Blake Lively wasn't even invited like what the actual fuck

I would trade the Cartier for someone to trust….just kidding

It’s like the pope smoke

“No deal the 1950’s shit they want from me.” 🪦

TNT ARE LAVENDER MARRIED!!! They literally could have picked any color!! ANYYYYYY

nobody in my life knows or cares who glennon doyle is and i genuinely cannot shut the fuck up about her presence

What if she has a Fourth of July party in RI tomorrow

I am so proud of 2023 us we were cooking on a wild level we had no idea she must have been so annoyed with us hahhahahahhaha

i can't keep doing this lmao x.com/lzg27/status...

you see, all the wisest women had to do it this way cause we were born to be the pawn in every lover’s game if you fail to plan, you plan to fail strategy sets the scene for the tale i’m the wind in our free flowing sails and the liquor in our cocktails what if i told you none of it was accidental?

A special episode of new heights tomorrow is another item immediately added to the “100% positive this is a show” list. Regardless of who the guest is, it is hilarious to release a special episode of your podcast on your wedding day

Why is no one questioning this guest list for a supposed rehearsal dinner???

the last look we got from her before the wedding was CHEVRON… we started midnights with chevron… we’re ending showgirl with chevron… the doppleganger has been on the loose since 2022 and the poet can’t come out until the showgirl has gone back in that’s all i’m gonna say

The New Heights Podcast will release episode #198 with a special first-timer guest tomorrow, July 3.

The AUDACITY of sincere to sleep in that damn bed. I’d want to be alone if I were Melanie too but he at least should have tried to insist. Even if it was through someone else because she wouldn’t want to talk to him.

Can’t believe people thought this was going to be a bad season of love island usa

I can’t wait for the TNT royal wedding Disney+ exclusive special

Reminder that net worth is a very different thing than liquid assets so this is massive. As I frequently say- she can’t feed people with her masters. Those “billions” are just sounds recorded on a hard drive in a safe somewhere. They’re intangible. $26 million is a LOT.

"the couple has prepared their own vows," lenny kravitz says. taylor clears her throat, fixes her gaze, opens her mouth "when the morning came, we were cleaning incense off your vinyl shelf..."

I hope we get a pap walk tonight so badly lol

as far as I'm concerned this is THE time for the most ridiculously outrageous clowning you have ever done

Hey remember when Easy A led me down the road to thinking that they would potentially get married on 4th of July weekend in a grand spectacle with the promise of a live look but really what we would get would be a tell-all Easy A style??? www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSSoEEbG/

Have we talked about Taylor performing “Lucky You” during a Knicks halftime TALENT COMPETITION at MSG in 2003

Fascinating timing for kk to do an interview answering questions about how she handles criticism for her relationship to the kushners/trumps

no guys, it makes sooo much sense that taylor and travis are building a castle inside a performance venue instead of going to an actual castle, bc they’re performers! they love to perform, they perform every day in their relationship, this is the ideal romance fairytale love story

FROM THE SPEAK NOW WORLD TOUR?!??!? 🫨 i’m freaking out y’all 📣💜

Inevitably, Hetlors are going to be hoping to collect "Gaylor crashout" content, so for your own safety an sanity, be mindful what you say & where you say it the next few days. They're so fucking hateful.

Gabbing to my father in law who worked in high profile hospitality for 20 years about gaylor and he’s all in. This is a conservative man from rural Indiana…but he’s also seen many lavender relationships in motorsports over the years, so he was quick to believe lol

If you missed the reissued Monterey Bay Aquarium otter shirt the first time around, it’s coming back! 🦦 www.montereybayaquarium.org/about-us/sig...

No seriously if she’s building a CASTLE inside of msg and people continue to expect me to believe it’s not a bit then I’ll lose my mind

The real headline from the birthright‑citizenship case isn’t the outcome. It’s that four Supreme Court justices signaled they believe a president can effectively rewrite the Constitution through executive order.

Highlights include discussing how every one of Taylor’s heroines ends up running, how unsuccessful Showgirl was as an album supposedly about joyful love, and how marriage does not necessarily spell the end of Taylor writing complexly about love/relationships

Interesting article in The Guardian today that actually discusses Taylor’s music in a thoughtful way

“By the thinnest of margins, the extremely corrupt U.S. Supreme Court didn’t illegally overturn the Constitution in its entirely. Clearly this means the system is working as intended, so I will continue to do basically nothing to fight the rise of fascism in this country.” - Schumer

Do you think all her fucking lives are flashing before her eyes this week?

so much love to all of my trans siblings/children (the family tree is weird okay) today. Our humanity exists outside of the ruling of any court system or government institution. We are the divine manifestation of what it means to be truly free and no laws can take that away

Lolol the Indianapolis motor Speedway museum is opening an exhibit about Jeff Gordon, who famously drove the rainbow car, and part of the exhibit is displaying 13 of his cars🤣 As always, the universe is a gaylor lmfao