Okay, Blondie

i think we forget sometimes that the gothic genre is more than just girl vs creepy house. sometimes it can also be twink vs creepy house.

I LIKE THE DARKER SIDE OF ME THAT PART OF ME THAT COMES OUT TO PLAY WHEN I'M WITH YOU BITE BITE BITE BITE THE APPLE BABY

if taylor swift ISNT playing the bejeweled music video out in real life, why’s she referencing it every week? lol

Tearing up at the For Good TRAILER... The film is gonna kill me

The exit sign reminds me of the last scene in American Psycho when there's a "No Exit" sign behind Patrick Bateman because he's always going to be Like This

Are yall ready to admit that the bomb is coming? I know we’ve all been burnt so many times, and maybe I’m delusional hopeful this time…. But it’s all too perfect. The grand finale. The exit signs. The release of the showgirl. Sparkly karma orange. The album being Dawn. This is it yall

every time taylor references a boygenius a gaylor gets their wings

this is the grand finale of her performance art. the exist signs constantly being prominently displayed… are you kidding me… goddamn you guys are geniuses i can’t believe we keep constantly being right

NEW 5 SECONDS OF SUMMER ALBUM AND NEW SINGLE OMG

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Found out my friend is pregnant today and I am trying to hold myself back from telling her to "test the tylenol" theory q

Yungblud announcing he's on Jimmy Kimmel's show on Friday is how I find out Jimmy Kimmel is uncancelled??

OH 😵‍💫

So first it was “this year is going to be so different because she has nothing going on and can be there for every game for her man!” Then it was “she didn’t show for safety reasons!” Now it’s “it’s all part of their plan to be more discreet”…sure guys sure…

Imagine the rapture is real but only like, 5 people get taken and the rest of us are still here lmfao

🚨SHOWGIRL MILEY SHOWGIRL MILEY🚨

These are the people saying the left lacks empathy?

Looking very snazzy onstage Joseph 👀💦

Man alive. I have studied Right Wing authoritarianism for years and have watched some truly fucked up shit and today’s memorial service is maybe the most concentrated example of how messed up and disturbing that sector truly is.

Labour thinks these people can be won over with a slightly more prompt GP appointment…🤪🔥

September 22nd. First day of Autumn, so I'm dutibound to post this....

Why the fuck would you bring this up at a FUNERAL?

"IF I THINK I'M RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING" people always leave that part out... but i feel like it's important.... she's trying to prove some very specific point. and she's trying to prove it TO someone

Don’t forget to leave milk and cookies out for Earth, Wind & Fire tonight

I love how Taylor is following the album she says "You kicked out the stage lights but you're still performing" with an album about being a performer. She's not subtle

And imma leave yall with this cause it’s just too fuqing good. Clock those hoes! Engagement is part of the fuqing story! I know we have talked about this but this is just such a juicy reminder. ❤️‍🔥

Can someone young and spritely PLEASE explain what the fuck "unc" is because I'm so lost 😭

somebody pointed out the background!!

Well done to all those who have tirelessly campaigned for the recognition of Palestine — an inalienable right of the Palestinian people. Next, the UK should recognise the genocide in Gaza, end its complicity in crimes against humanity, and stop arming Israel.

1. omg the shoes 2. the background?

we are so back

I'm 99.9% sure Taylor will "die" in the Fate of Ophelia music video

Taylor's whole concept for The Life of a Showgirl Hundreds and hundreds of girls!

I don’t know what this means but I know it’s terrifying

My suspicion on the costume here is that it might be either a Bob Mackie from Jubilee original with more sparkles layered over it. And the bra looks more like rivets to me thank the sparkly sparkly of the original show

Lauren Ash (aka Dina from Superstore) released a pop punk concept album which follows the stages of grief after a break up and we're NOT TALKING ABOUT IT?

We had to blacklist a customer for talking about wanking and telling multiple coworkers to off themselves and he's come back with a new account saying he's suing us for loss of income and violating his freedom of speech 😭 Sir you told a stranger on the phone you wank twice a day at age 70

awwww yeeeahhh!! sabrina's going for youngest 5 timer lmao

So many blinds about Selena and Benny Blanco “relationship drama” I’m hoping there’s a big blow out before the wedding and it’s called off and the blinds are just a part of the performance art 🤞🏼

GORGEOUS??? Another Rep song for this promo?!?

Finding out a crush is a Paddington lover and a cat lover oh I'm COOKED fam

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

Someone needs to write articles and make vids about how Swifties are crashing out over this roll-out

Halsey calling this fascism with her whole chest. I love her. More celebrities need to continue calling this out because if legacy people like Jimmy Kimmel lose platforms, who else will?

Goodnight, I’m hoping to wake up to a slew of posts from anti-woke “comedians” who have spent years complaining about cancel culture and the oppression of free speech, defending Kimmel and condemning the F.C.C. Unless it was only an issue when you wanted to make jokes about the trans community?