About to log off for Rosh Hashanah, gentle reminder: the “trumpets” for the supposed rapture this week are just shofars for the holiday 🤭✨ Shana Tova ✨

Very big very scary medical testing today with no meds for the last 2 days. Please send kind thoughts and manifest a Taylor pap walk for this lemon 🍋💗

Musings from 🍋husband: “She figured out the 1 thing that could make this album more profitable “ “This feels like a WWE storyline…it’s so high school” “This is perfect for Travis bc at the very least he will forever be the fiance of TS” “Why would a woman of this wealth and intelligence get married”

“Now that Taylors done exactly what you want, remember to pre save her next album that’s full of lyrics you probably won’t read”

I love the ring (does this make me immune to bullying, can I talk about gay shit now?)

Not in a crowd chanting more way…but I really hope she’s lying about there not being more songs because I can’t fathom an album without Jack. His synthesizer speaks to me

Feeling vindicated for picking this photo for my 2025 vision board ✨

I know they’re not the exact same but the cover dress keeps making me think of this dress

As an October Libra I’m claiming opalite

…we don’t get to see behind the curtain now, we only get to hear

“What you’re seeing is the life, behind the curtain” CUT THE TAPE

BEHIND THE CURTAIN??

“How best to entertain them, which is my job” TAYLOR

Fundie stare 101

“Little things to delight me” “I like making little puzzles for them” ok God

Very blank space of her

“All I use the internet for” ok Taylurker keep lying

Sewing? Sourdough? Fundie Stare? This album is gonna be Showgirl vs Tradwife taylor

Algorithm?? Oh my god

PERFORMANCE ART MENTION

Her fundie stare at him when she’s being girlfriend taylor oh my god

I think we know where this is going…

“Pre pre order: The Life of A Showgirl”. It’s sticking with me, I don’t know why but the extra pre feels intentional? Sarcastic? Poking fun at circus goers?

We get marooned…or a new speak now dress debuts

Lemon husband secured Hamilton tickets. On Broadway. On our 5th wedding anniversary. WITH LESLIE ODAM JR BACK AS BURR. (The most millennial thing to ever millennial)

😷💗

Me: starting A Little Life Meredith: trying to stop me by eating A Little Life

Sweet Nothing ✨

Woke up yesterday feeling ok which made my brain say “you’re not really sick, do all the things”. So, like an IDIOT, I did all the things. Thus exhausting myself and Forgetting I have a blood draw and a dentist app. today. Classic

I hate posting about Star Wars, even on tumblr. Bc there’s always some “well actually 🤓☝🏻” person waiting in the rafters. And they’re usually wrong.

TW: Needles I went to the er again last night and am really proud of myself bc the triage nurse couldn’t place my IV on the first stick and then was about to use the same needle in a different spot after it was lying on a table (hello infection) and I was brave and asked for a new needle.

Meredith is losing her teeth. I’ve never raised a puppy before, this is so traumatizing and I’m not even the one losing the teeth.

June reads ✨

I’m currently visiting Baltimore and apparently there is a Gay St. and right when we started driving on it Dress started playing…Happy Pride Month everyone

Johnny Flynn casting announcement for the new Harry Potter show literally made me cry a little. Why. Please back out. My god.

May reads ✨

Proving a Pointlor: 1989 Swedish Flag, lesbian flag, Swedish flag. Rep flagging vs Queer Flagging. Gaylors point out queer flags and are told they don’t exist. Taylor purposely flags Rep w/ nothing behind it knowing it will be believed. She did what swifties say we do to her own fans.

Normally I love turning my phone off for Shabbes but I have so much fomo about all of the collective joy here and on TikTok 😭✨

Taylor truly blessed today

Rep TV, in her official absence, continues to be the biggest Proving a Pointlor

I haven’t listened to debut since highschool and I’ve never listened to all of rep bc I was waiting for the re-records. I’m overwhelmed with the musical gifts today ✨

Oh my god I LITERALLY had a dream about Taylor last night, then woke up to a hot and single pap walk and now THIS????

She made her TikTok debut so skyline: meet Miss Meredith 💗 she looks a lot like Sassy right now but she’s gonna be all silver soon. Fun Fact: in honor of Sassy and Cars, her zoomies are called kachows ✨

Proving a Pointlor: AMA’s ghosting edition

All this reputation clowning is telling me one thing…Taylor WILL be debuting a new Speak Now dress tonight ✨

I love turning my phone on after shabbes to a Taylor pic and full fledged analysis 🥹

I’m officially not allowed any caffeine until we can figure out what my hearts doing. Pour out a can of Dr. Pepper (or HEB Dr. B) for me 🥲

Home from ER again, ambulance ride this time. My heart was acting like a fucking chest burster was coming out. Not a fan

April Reads ✨

What are your top 5 “I’m sad” watch on repeat movies? 1-Inside Out 2-Lilo and Stitch 3-Eras Tour (new development✨) 4-Monsters University 5-Jurassic Park