Just got invited to be a third!! (someone needs a third teammate for marathon)

drinking a glass of wine and the urge to buy a vitamix is makin me feel like a suburban mom

the mummy just proves that horror films don’t need to be longer than an hour and 45 minutes and that I hate body horror

me messaging my Uber Eats driver like a man on Grindr..

and that’s how you throw a party in mykinos bitch!

my driver playing gospel music as we enter boystown… 🧐

okay why does this mother Mary music kinda eat

mama needs a good steak 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

under the weather but thinking about the delicious gnocchi and ragu I’m gonna be making when I feel better

"they're having the hasan piker lookalike contest across town!" me asf:

oh I just KNOW Athena is shaking Juicy down!!

Pen pineapple apple pen

Dick durbin truly sucks idk lol

the only remake I WANNA SEE IS VIVA PIÑATA

the drama truly was one of the most uncomfortable watches in a theater but I kinda loved it

cute man on the team I support just got married to his man

Yay Pam bondi kys challenge!

so was the dilophosaurus a smoker? Much to think about

I don’t get paid enough for this shit

Isfahan is a city with over 2,500 years of continuous history. The US and Israel are bombing one of the oldest continuously inhabited cities in the region. Over 2 million people live there. I’ve only heard from my family once since the war began and this is their city, Isfahan, tonight. #Iran

It's Monday again

“AI is replacing us” AI is not taking loads at a local motel

found a $10 shirt at cowboys and astronauts

$900 for ps5 pro lollllll

went on a run and came back to no hot water in my building 🙂

went on another run and omg am I turning into a fitness gay??

yeah I got drunk and bought a jock tn, and what

whenever my uber driver hits a pothole I feel like they blame me

oh I’m itchin for act III

you exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you

to the person who not only downed me but then fully killed me while I was on exfill in marathon… you will begin to cough in 7 days

I’m sorry but LMAO good god I can’t wait for him to d*e

I miss big Ang :(

gawdland is truly crazy and I love her sm

weird how israel always seems to kill the reasonable people huh

anytime my professor shows us something interesting he always says “wow… look at that” and idk I love this for him

wow it really works!

Yasss come on Grace, you betta!

oooo I’m itching for a new tattoo and don’t know what I want

random people on discord after you’ve talked to them for over 30 minutes

he has it so easy!!

0% raise for the year oh im blowing up the building

Oh bitch I’m sat

anyway! if you want to know what Nekima Levy Armstrong, founder of the racial justice network and one of the first people to call for this boycott, has to say about it here ya go in short: do not give target your money